The cat finds you humans really strange. I don't think that is ever going to change. The overgrown humans are the worse. They are truly perverse. Not even in a gutter way. From there we will stray today.
I have a dream.
I want it to come true.
But I need a team.
Let's jump up and down, on cue.
You can get your dream.
Listen to me.
You can even have that ice cream.
I give permission to thee.
Now you can go.
Look at you.
You went to some stupid show,
And believed the so called guru.
I've seen a wiser four year old.
Whoops, did I say that.
Don't let it affect what you're told.
At least in diapers you don't scat.
I want to be on a diet.
But what can I eat?
I really want to try it,
But what should I delete?
You should delete nothing at all.
Just buy my great book.
There the writing is on the wall.
You'll shed pounds and get your true look.
Read and take it to heart.
Yeah, dumb enough too.
Did I cause a stop and start?
I'm really no help to you.
Can I tweak the workout for me?
I think it works better this way.
But I won't do it unless permitted by thee.
I really wouldn't want to stray.
Can you tell me so?
I'm waiting on you.
I mean, what do I know?
I'm not a great guru.
It's okay to do what works?
Thanks for letting me know.
Getting permission has so many perks.
I can truly let common sense go.
Pfffffffffft humans like that need a kick to the head. Maybe a cat to pee on them in bed. Acting like four year olds needing permission is soooo dumb. Humans need to wake up and then some. I'm not talking permission from spouse or work or anything like that. But for diet, workout, following a dream and such scat. Pfffffft if you need permission to follow a dream that you have for you from some windbag so called guru the cat will sell you a huge cashew jar filled with magical poo. With it you can get anything you want to come to pass. You can so trust in my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
I have a dream.
I want it to come true.
But I need a team.
Let's jump up and down, on cue.
You can get your dream.
Listen to me.
You can even have that ice cream.
I give permission to thee.
Now you can go.
Look at you.
You went to some stupid show,
And believed the so called guru.
I've seen a wiser four year old.
Whoops, did I say that.
Don't let it affect what you're told.
At least in diapers you don't scat.
I want to be on a diet.
But what can I eat?
I really want to try it,
But what should I delete?
You should delete nothing at all.
Just buy my great book.
There the writing is on the wall.
You'll shed pounds and get your true look.
Read and take it to heart.
Yeah, dumb enough too.
Did I cause a stop and start?
I'm really no help to you.
Can I tweak the workout for me?
I think it works better this way.
But I won't do it unless permitted by thee.
I really wouldn't want to stray.
Can you tell me so?
I'm waiting on you.
I mean, what do I know?
I'm not a great guru.
It's okay to do what works?
Thanks for letting me know.
Getting permission has so many perks.
I can truly let common sense go.
Pfffffffffft humans like that need a kick to the head. Maybe a cat to pee on them in bed. Acting like four year olds needing permission is soooo dumb. Humans need to wake up and then some. I'm not talking permission from spouse or work or anything like that. But for diet, workout, following a dream and such scat. Pfffffft if you need permission to follow a dream that you have for you from some windbag so called guru the cat will sell you a huge cashew jar filled with magical poo. With it you can get anything you want to come to pass. You can so trust in my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteTopped Hank
DeleteAll walked the plank
he didn't need Hank's permission to be number one
DeleteNot today
DeleteAt our bay
Yes Pat we humans are weird folk, sometimes I think animals have more sense.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
That they do
DeleteThrough and through
Time to act like grown, responsible adults!
ReplyDeleteIf many could
DeleteBe less with heads made of wood
Can't remember when I last asked for permission
ReplyDeleteProbably at a young age
But definitely not at this stage.
Betty
Sad that some do
DeleteNo matter the age at their zoo
You would be surprised how much permission a teacher has to get to do their job. When I retired, I decided to avoid anyone who was difficult if it was in my power.
ReplyDeleteGood people to avoid indeed
DeleteAs they can make ones ears bleed
We never outgrow needing permission for some things, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteFrivolous crap though
DeleteUp some need to grow
I so agree, that animals have a lot more sense than us humans. They don't ask permission, they just do what they think they can get away with and it usually works.
ReplyDeleteYep, they usually win out
DeleteAfter maybe a little shout
I think if a person is insecure, they seek "permission" to do what they want to do, maybe to give them an excuse not to do it. If they don't try, they don't fail. The problem with that way of thinking, though, is if they don't try, they can't succeed, either.
ReplyDeleteNope, they'll forever be stuck
DeleteAnd always passing the buck
I do think some humans need a kick in the head, often!
ReplyDeleteCall a horse over
DeleteOr maybe a giant rover
forge forward and ask for forgiveness...that can be easier
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteFrom permission flee
Hey cat, I do whatever I want...which is eat a little too often and exercise a little too little. LOL
ReplyDeletelol still get it done
DeleteWithout a run
orlin N cassie....knot that we haz been round a lot oh em but we noe 2 month old wee babeez that haz more senze than a dultz ~~~~~ ♥♥
ReplyDeleteYep, we do too
DeleteSadly at our zoo
permission to follow a dream
ReplyDeletemy inner child would SCREAM.....
Can't have that
DeleteMay hurt the ears of the cat
Permission to reboot denied!
ReplyDeleteWhatcha rebooting Blue?
DeleteAnything gets denied
DeleteHe hasn't lied
So it is
DeleteDoing the no reboot biz
Except when I need to reboot a tooth or three
Well, Scooby Dooweeee
Blah to that
DeleteRather watch a reboot scat
People that act like that, I want to bonk on the head. Like, seriously. How do you even get through life needing constant reassurance about decisions you should be able to make on your own?
ReplyDeleteYep, need training wheels all the way through
DeleteNuts through and through at their zoo
Dang! I thought I'd find a peak,
ReplyDeleteA climb by the cat so mild and meek!
You tricked me, Puss, with clever wit!
But I do agree some adults are full of it!
Full of it they are
DeleteNo peak. Need to take a car
Get permission for the works
ReplyDeleteLike some others it may have quirks
Quirks and smirks
DeleteFrom some jerks
I don't like the idea of needing permission to follow a dream.
ReplyDelete~Jess
Dumb indeed
DeleteAt any feed
I only ask permission from my boss
ReplyDeleteFor time off mainly, yup, under my foot grows no moss.
I don’t ask permission for any other reason.
No matter what the season.
Good way to be
DeleteBoss is only one at our sea