The cat was hopping here and there the other day and this came into my vision on display. Sports in a trillion dollar industry a year and millions of people, if not billions, give a cheer. Ra, Ra, Ra like a nut. Let's scream and cheer at my hut.
Sports get played.
Maybe even gets you laid.
Or stuck at third base,
As around the bases you race.
Courts, fields and whatever.
A trillion dollar endeavor.
With that much dough,
A ra ra ra everywhere should be given a go.
Science Expo is up first.
Ra ra ra your burst.
Don't stay whelmed at all.
Shout like they have a basketball.
Our science is right.
We'll be dead tomorrow night.
No, our science is best.
We'll live to pass the test.
Our taxes are top notch.
I'll kick you in the crotch.
Just like some WWE guy,
If you disagree on the fly.
This is the best way.
I'll tax you each day.
The IRS is coming for you.
Watch for the body check to ensue.
My diagnosis is law.
Disagreeing gets the claw.
He has the plague.
This is not at all vague.
No way, you fool.
You are using the wrong tool.
He has the flu.
My words are so true.
This blog post is best.
I beat all the rest.
Don't you dare disagree with me.
But if you do, yell and scream with glee.
Then we'll be trillionaires too.
Buy everything sparkly new.
All from yelling and screaming like a nut.
Enjoy the useless in your rut.
Yelling and screaming may fail if you use that for actual important things at your lair. Or it is used against you. Do you go all sports nut with everything at your zoo? Do you even yell and scream? Whoopdi friggin doo about "your" team. Sorry, it's not yours one bit. Unless you work for it. But been down that road. Are you back in screaming mode? One trillion for playing useless things that most forget anyway. Now that is brilliant at ones bay. Sports have people fooled in mass. I'd like to fool people to the tune of a trillion dollars to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Sports get played.
Maybe even gets you laid.
Or stuck at third base,
As around the bases you race.
Courts, fields and whatever.
A trillion dollar endeavor.
With that much dough,
A ra ra ra everywhere should be given a go.
Science Expo is up first.
Ra ra ra your burst.
Don't stay whelmed at all.
Shout like they have a basketball.
Our science is right.
We'll be dead tomorrow night.
No, our science is best.
We'll live to pass the test.
Our taxes are top notch.
I'll kick you in the crotch.
Just like some WWE guy,
If you disagree on the fly.
This is the best way.
I'll tax you each day.
The IRS is coming for you.
Watch for the body check to ensue.
My diagnosis is law.
Disagreeing gets the claw.
He has the plague.
This is not at all vague.
No way, you fool.
You are using the wrong tool.
He has the flu.
My words are so true.
This blog post is best.
I beat all the rest.
Don't you dare disagree with me.
But if you do, yell and scream with glee.
Then we'll be trillionaires too.
Buy everything sparkly new.
All from yelling and screaming like a nut.
Enjoy the useless in your rut.
Yelling and screaming may fail if you use that for actual important things at your lair. Or it is used against you. Do you go all sports nut with everything at your zoo? Do you even yell and scream? Whoopdi friggin doo about "your" team. Sorry, it's not yours one bit. Unless you work for it. But been down that road. Are you back in screaming mode? One trillion for playing useless things that most forget anyway. Now that is brilliant at ones bay. Sports have people fooled in mass. I'd like to fool people to the tune of a trillion dollars to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteIt is now 7 in a row
DeleteWhat's around the corner?
Hank
Good morning True
DeleteBoth are at 7.00
Both me and you
Both are even!
Hank
You are number 1
Deleteunder the early morning sun
Got 7 done
DeleteWith a 7 #1 spun
Ah it is seven
DeleteKaykuala is in heaven
But it is almost Halloween
Let's hope a fiend
Doesn't put a mojo in his machine
He He He
Can I be #1 if I scream loud enough?
DeleteFiends may abound
DeleteNope, screams don't work no matter the sound
I'm practicing my acceptance speech.
DeleteSorry mate
you're too darn late
Eight you'll never be
Fiddledeedee
HaHa is you're fate.
I'm trying to keep it cordial and kind.
I wish blogger would let you edit your comments. But with a grammatical error corrected. Here goes my comment again.
DeleteI'm practicing my acceptance speech. I don't want to make Kaykuala feel bad.
Sorry mate
you're too darn late
Eight you'll never be
Fiddledeedee
HaHa is your fate.
I'm trying to keep it cordial and kind.
haha even have to be grammatically correct for the win
DeleteIf it ever happens at our bin lol
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
Deletelooks like I walk the plank
Luckily I can swim
Chanting a hymn
to keep the sharks away
At least for the day..,,
Ma'am, nice seeing you
DeleteExtremely glad it is True!
Hank
Walked the plank into the sea
DeleteHopefully no monster gets thee
Hopefully, my captain would rescue me
Deletefrom the wrath of a raging sea
Or maybe a cat
DeleteOr a dragon at that
The Trillion Way Here Today!
ReplyDeleteThat's how the game is played
It involves big dough
Keeping others in awe
That is how sports will stay
Hank
That is how they stay
DeleteCreating plenty of pay
Perhaps Pat that's where I've been going wrong in life, using that way at my lair.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the read.
Yvonne.
You never know
DeleteHow things go
Don’t get me going on taxes
ReplyDeletethey are trying to pass a bad plan
The rich get tax axes
the rest pay, to this I am not a fan
Our leader thinks it’s grand
That isn't a surprise
DeleteThat buffoon is anything but wise
I do on occasion yell at my team when they do something stupid. To avoid losing my voice, I just don't watch them often.
ReplyDeletehaha that helps out
DeleteDon't watch, no shout
I still yell when my team scores
ReplyDeletebut it seems they're losing more and more
my team sucks terribly this year
so there's really no reason to cheer
Maybe next year I be excited
but I doubt they'll be invited
Have a beachy week!
Elsie
Could go to the beach
DeleteWith the temps in reach
But like your sucky team
We'll leave that to the litterbox stream
No more sports at my bay
ReplyDeleteAt politics they think they can play
No more yelling at my zoo
But let me get my hands on a new kazoo...
Toss them in the trash
DeleteWith their political bash
plenty of sports in my house
ReplyDeleteRay has a love/hate with his Cowboys
believe me there's a shout
or a mutter or a curse
it seems he's having fun
even when they do worse
With fun being had
DeleteCan make one mad/glad
Funny how we scream at them
ReplyDeleteWhen they can't hear a word we say
But we think better they will play.
Betty
Yep, funny what humans do
DeleteSad but true
The players forget they are there for our entertainment. And on game day, we want entertainment, not political statements.
ReplyDeleteThat we do
DeleteInstead they give poo
What's after trillion?
ReplyDeleteQuadrillion may come due
DeleteTons at ones zoo
I don't watch sports. None of it.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteLet it flee
I can take or leave sports, but the HH and the son.....oh boy.
ReplyDeletehaha right into it
DeleteAs there they yell and sit
It boggles my mind that athletes make trillions of dollars
ReplyDeleteIt's even more amusing that fans like to holler.
Amusing it can be
DeleteWatching before we flee
We rarely watch the overpaid spoiled ones these days. Our only real sport is chasing the red dot!
ReplyDeleteRed dot is more fun
DeleteAs around we run
I agree with you....just have some fun, who cares ~
ReplyDeleteThe way to be
DeleteAt any sea
My brother is the sports nut
ReplyDeleteArt and film can be found at my hut.
A trillion dollars to watch men hit a ball
Whatever..it’s sad, I’d rather watch a movie with Lauren Bacall
Sad indeed
DeleteActors are within the same overpaid, whiny breed
No, I don't yell during sports. My dad always did and my husband does and it drives me nuts. Like, they can't hear you from our living room so shut it!
ReplyDeletehaha they way we look at it too
DeleteNever ever going to hear you