What was that? Goats can't help where they are at? Bah, the cat already did a book on that. Hmm, shameless plug from the cat. How about that? Hey, thoughts are just a leaking out with each repeat that stat.
Sprung a leak.
Down the creek.
Or up the creek.
You still have a leak.
Plug the leak.
Not at its peak.
No need to freak.
Please don't shriek.
Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Two makes a streak,
As in the leaks sneak.
Plug the new leak.
You swear in Greek.
Re-plug the old leak,
You still don't shriek.
Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Now this is a streak.
Weren't we up this creek?
Plug the new leak.
You swear in Greek.
Re-plug each old leak.
What's with repeat speak?
Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Now you squeak.
Fearing taking a peek.
But you're so meek.
So you plug the leak.
The leak doesn't tweak.
Its strength is weak.
Week by week,
Comes the leak.
Weaker by the week.
Taking it on the cheek.
The leak is bleak.
It reached its peak.
Now you can shriek,
As you're up shit creek.
Aren't you glad all you did was plug the leak instead of making like a geek? By geek I mean fixing the leak and not just plugging it with no tweak. A patch may work for a squeak but eventually that becomes a shriek. We aren't just talking about boats that leak. But I'm sure you got that at my creek. Life can have leaks in mass. Not just boats or the gas that leaks out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Sprung a leak.
Down the creek.
Or up the creek.
You still have a leak.
Plug the leak.
Not at its peak.
No need to freak.
Please don't shriek.
Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Two makes a streak,
As in the leaks sneak.
Plug the new leak.
You swear in Greek.
Re-plug the old leak,
You still don't shriek.
Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Now this is a streak.
Weren't we up this creek?
Plug the new leak.
You swear in Greek.
Re-plug each old leak.
What's with repeat speak?
Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Now you squeak.
Fearing taking a peek.
But you're so meek.
So you plug the leak.
The leak doesn't tweak.
Its strength is weak.
Week by week,
Comes the leak.
Weaker by the week.
Taking it on the cheek.
The leak is bleak.
It reached its peak.
Now you can shriek,
As you're up shit creek.
Aren't you glad all you did was plug the leak instead of making like a geek? By geek I mean fixing the leak and not just plugging it with no tweak. A patch may work for a squeak but eventually that becomes a shriek. We aren't just talking about boats that leak. But I'm sure you got that at my creek. Life can have leaks in mass. Not just boats or the gas that leaks out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteSeconds in
DeleteFor the win
Quick as a blue
DeleteSuede shoe
Not a snail
Ir a trail
Or a toad
On a road
But a quick as the Flash
Did he win some cash?
No cash was had
DeleteDid that make him sad
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ReplyDeleteGood morning, Hank!
DeleteCongrats Alex!
DeleteHank
Seconds late
DeleteOn this date
Great poem Pat, a leak is not a good thing, best to get it sorted sooner than later.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
That is the best way
DeleteGet it done before it fills a tray
That's what happens when you use duct tape. Which is what people use here to fix everything...
ReplyDeleteAnd then just tack on more
DeleteAnd oops, no more door
You never know when a goat
ReplyDeletewill come in handy
But I would like to see one
stem a leak.
It could be done
DeleteA goat for fun
Just buy a new boat.
ReplyDeleteEasier way
DeleteProbably be less pay
Yes, this is so true about many things. Happy Friday!
ReplyDeleteTrue indeed
DeleteWho knew at my feed
A leak should be fixed
ReplyDeleteIn due time
But you did justice to it
In this rhyme.
Betty
Justice was done
DeleteWorks for me when spun
Life sprung a leak
ReplyDeleteDon't be a geek
Be the pack leader and take charge
Behave exaxtly like an army Sarge
Stay calm and don't panic
Or sink a titanic
Take your head from the sand
You are back on dry land
Dry land and sunny?
Deleteicy cold wouldn't be funny
Sunk to sink
At least plenty to drink
Everything of which you speak
ReplyDeleteSounds like the US White House leak...
haha can work for all
DeleteWith today's run at my hall
There sure are lots of leaks everywhere these days!
ReplyDeleteThey just pop up
DeleteMore leaky than a happy pup
Leaking bottles are quite annoying. Downside of online shopping!
ReplyDeleteThey sure can annoy
DeleteGotta love the online shopping ploy
Most go with the cheapest fix it option. Or maybe they're just lazy.
ReplyDeleteLazy many are
DeleteFrom little things to car
Leaks are everywhere
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing to fear
But a leaky boat
Will sink before you float
Sink in the drink
DeleteWon't tickle you pink
I'm sitting here thinking about the concept of a leaky goat...
ReplyDeleteHmm maybe the library has a book
DeleteThat will help such wonderment at your nook
No leaks here, just piles of cold snow!
ReplyDeleteLeaving shortly for a big party.
Have a great weekend!
Enjoy the party at your sea
DeleteThe snow can stay there with thee
Sounds like there's more leaks than HBO
ReplyDeleteThat there may be
DeleteUntil GOT returns to their sea
A leaky boat doesn't sound like fun.
ReplyDeleteIf I couldn't fix it, I think I'd buy a new one.
A new one would be the easy way
DeleteThen on to a better day
I have a leak that comes through when it rains super hard. Can't figure out where the damn hole is though.
ReplyDeleteThat can be a pain in the butt
DeleteWould be expensive to find that at ones hut
finger in the dike
ReplyDeletedo with it as your like
someone will talk
try to stop the squawk
there's always a leak
many will squeak
Happy Friday
Squeak and squawk
DeleteThey love to talk
A Leaky Boat With No Goat!
ReplyDeleteMake sure it is a dry moat
It goes leaky
Not in a jiffy
Rather having a heavy load
Hank
A heavy load
DeleteBeats leaky mode
Gets it there
With no leaks to spare
If it's snowing outside and I see a yellow streak
ReplyDeleteI know a man has taken a leak.
That you do
DeleteWith it in view