.....umm.....ummm...didn't I ruin it already? For in the titles words came steady. Whoops, just proved wordless wrong. Shhh don't tell the others as they still play along.
A wordless Wednesday,
Has come to play.
Here on a Saturday,
Hiding from the Wednesday fray.
But words were used.
Used and fused.
The title is still words.
Confusing the birds?
Cannibals like to eat.
They sure like to eat meat.
Comedians like to be funny.
Funny to take your money.
Comedians are still meat.
Cannibals still think them sweet?
Or do they taste funny?
Ask the Easter Bunny?
How can the Lone Ranger be Lone?
Yes, he didn't have a phone.
But he had Tonto, even if it was Depp.
Does Tonto not have enough pep?
If money doesn't grow on trees,
Paying us whenever we please,
Why do banks have branches?
Maybe such trees are on far away ranches?
Wrestle or Box.
Chase some guy named Fox.
The ring is square.
Hmm, something off there?
If marriage means you fall in love,
Thanking all Heaven above.
Does divorce mean you climbed out?
That may make one pout.
Time to go to the rink,
Or whatever sporting event you think.
You are sitting in the stands.
Shouldn't they be called sits across the lands?
If love is blind,
So says mankind,
How come sex toys sell well?
Blind would make for a very tough sell.
Got your mind working today? The cat has many questions at play. Are you stuck in confused mode now? Did any make you think wow? The cat can have plenty more come to pass, but you were made to think enough for one day by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
A wordless Wednesday,
Has come to play.
Here on a Saturday,
Hiding from the Wednesday fray.
But words were used.
Used and fused.
The title is still words.
Confusing the birds?
Cannibals like to eat.
They sure like to eat meat.
Comedians like to be funny.
Funny to take your money.
Comedians are still meat.
Cannibals still think them sweet?
Or do they taste funny?
Ask the Easter Bunny?
How can the Lone Ranger be Lone?
Yes, he didn't have a phone.
But he had Tonto, even if it was Depp.
Does Tonto not have enough pep?
If money doesn't grow on trees,
Paying us whenever we please,
Why do banks have branches?
Maybe such trees are on far away ranches?
Wrestle or Box.
Chase some guy named Fox.
The ring is square.
Hmm, something off there?
If marriage means you fall in love,
Thanking all Heaven above.
Does divorce mean you climbed out?
That may make one pout.
Time to go to the rink,
Or whatever sporting event you think.
You are sitting in the stands.
Shouldn't they be called sits across the lands?
If love is blind,
So says mankind,
How come sex toys sell well?
Blind would make for a very tough sell.
Got your mind working today? The cat has many questions at play. Are you stuck in confused mode now? Did any make you think wow? The cat can have plenty more come to pass, but you were made to think enough for one day by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
Got into the fray
DeleteWith #1 today!
Hank
Stayed on top
DeleteNo road to flop
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ReplyDeletePhone got you
DeleteTimes two
Again same mistake
DeleteAgain a double take
Hank
Again the phone
DeleteWorks at the tone
A conundrum for the day
ReplyDeleteJust ask and ask away
Life can be silly or be deep
Or like a horn that goes beep beep
Evening comes when daylight ends
Shivers through my spine it sends
Makes it cold
DeleteOr does that happen when you're old
Should I ask
Or be put to task? lol
Love is blind, when it comes to after winning the lottery
ReplyDeleteGetting lots of dough
DeleteSure makes it so
Love not needed with that last one.
ReplyDeleteSurprised no one has claimed discrimination against Tonto for that Lone Ranger thing.
Probably discrimination out there somewhere
DeleteTrue enough the the love thing at your lair
Can't imagine a wordless day at your bay
ReplyDeleteYou just have a lot to say
betty
Just pops in
DeleteSo it does spin
Those made us giggle and Tonto needs to sit in the stands!
ReplyDeleteThat he may need to
DeleteSit and get his own view
Yeah ~ "Time to go to the rink..." made me go "Wow!"
ReplyDeleteLOL ~ So Canadian are thou!
I could use a money tree!
Wishing a happy day to thee!
A Canadian saying
DeleteSure gets a displaying
We need two trees
Letting bills blow in the breeze
Little Word Wednesday? :)
ReplyDeleteOr little by little
DeleteSome words may whittle
The Lone Ranger is called that because he was the "lone" (only) Texas Ranger who survived an ambush that killed several other rangers. Sorry to be such a stickler for detail!
ReplyDeletehaha knew you'd know that
DeleteThe details are where it is at
A wordless day would be unique.
ReplyDeleteMaybe cat language I could speak.
Oh, wait, I already do.
I bet you speak cat language too.
That can be done
DeleteAs around the cats run
I love the: If money doesn't grow on trees,
ReplyDeleteWhy do banks have branches?
How ironic. I've never given that any thought until now:)
Now you will always know
DeleteAs a branching at banks you go
haha - branches...
DeleteBranches about
DeleteIn and out
you leave me speechless
ReplyDeleteNot a word to say
DeleteScore one for my bay
Number one!
ReplyDeleteSuch fun!
Not quite
DeleteAt our site
You have really got some thought provokers today!
ReplyDeleteHa, I wouldn't know about sex toys
but apparently they bring some people joys.
That they do
DeleteBut germy, so eww
Can’t imagine Wordless in any form here :-) :-)
ReplyDeletehaha just doesn't apply
DeleteTo this rhyming guy
A Wordless Day At My Bay!
ReplyDeleteA double take is at play
LR and Tonto
Well known duo
Wordless except'..Silver away!'
Hank
Away they go
DeleteThrough a desert on the show
That last part though. LOL. Good point.
ReplyDeletelol just popped in
DeleteAs I gave it a spin
Most amusing Pat. great read.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad to amuse
DeleteAs you peruse
What's wrong with Wordy Wednesday? We all know you have a lot to say on Wednesday. And every other day of the week :)
ReplyDeletehaha that we do
DeleteLet it fly at ones zoo