The cat has something for you today. I wonder what you'll give me for it at my bay. I am open to all options from you. Give it a go to see what comes due. It is the best. Better than all the rest.
Here is the trade.
In depths we wade.
What will you give?
It helps you live.
You'll trade cash?
I'll make a dash.
Whoops, not worth that.
Your trade is scat.
You'll give a car?
My, that will go far.
Nah, mine is worth more.
No trading at my shore.
You'll give a house?
Doesn't even have a mouse.
That sure sounds like a deal.
Nah, that trade I don't feel.
You'll give them all?
That is your last call?
What a great trade.
Whoops, that one will fade.
Mine is worth more.
Now go out the door.
Yours is worth so much less.
That I can confess.
Now what will you give?
It helps you live.
It is the best.
Will impress your guest.
So offer away.
Will you pay?
One million for it?
Now that is a hit.
But mine is still worth more.
So much more at my shore.
I can't take that.
Your deal is scat.
What will you trade?
It is a great can of Raid.
It will numb your tongue.
May even pop a lung.
Don't you want to trade? It is such a great can of Raid. Pffffft to stupid trading nuts. Theirs is always worth more than yours even if it is a pile of crap from mutts. Ever notice that? Yep, even when it is scat. They want the best trade as into such waters they wade. Good thing we avoid such a pass. I'll stay a non-trading little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Here is the trade.
In depths we wade.
What will you give?
It helps you live.
You'll trade cash?
I'll make a dash.
Whoops, not worth that.
Your trade is scat.
You'll give a car?
My, that will go far.
Nah, mine is worth more.
No trading at my shore.
You'll give a house?
Doesn't even have a mouse.
That sure sounds like a deal.
Nah, that trade I don't feel.
You'll give them all?
That is your last call?
What a great trade.
Whoops, that one will fade.
Mine is worth more.
Now go out the door.
Yours is worth so much less.
That I can confess.
Now what will you give?
It helps you live.
It is the best.
Will impress your guest.
So offer away.
Will you pay?
One million for it?
Now that is a hit.
But mine is still worth more.
So much more at my shore.
I can't take that.
Your deal is scat.
What will you trade?
It is a great can of Raid.
It will numb your tongue.
May even pop a lung.
Don't you want to trade? It is such a great can of Raid. Pffffft to stupid trading nuts. Theirs is always worth more than yours even if it is a pile of crap from mutts. Ever notice that? Yep, even when it is scat. They want the best trade as into such waters they wade. Good thing we avoid such a pass. I'll stay a non-trading little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteWow, did Daylight Savings Time mess everyone up here? Did not expect number one this late in the morning.
DeleteI remember people wanting to trade food in school. No, whatever they were offering was not better than what I had.
Hank traded #1 for sleep
DeleteHank must have got messed up by it
DeleteSee, you can get number one and not get up for a bit
Just wait for it to fall back
Yeah, food trades always lack
I'd trade lots of things for a nice batch of smarter humans to run the world.
ReplyDeleteThat would be good
DeleteWe'd trade some stuff at our hood
I got wampum for a trade
ReplyDeleteBest darn deal you ever made
Beads are made of genuine glass
Bet you thought this would end with ass
haha that is what I figured out
DeleteAnd it did with beads about
Hmmm hopefully not that kind
Never mind my behind
Didn't every family sitcom have an episode where a kid does a bad trade (Pokemn cards, bicycle, etc.)? Lol, I learned my lesson from those shows!
ReplyDeleteYep, just about every show
DeleteI pulled off some good ones, for me, though lol
I made a bad trade in 2nd grade (over stickers- lol). I learned my lesson for sure.
ReplyDelete~Jess
haha the great sticker trade
DeleteA tale that won't fade
I have taught my son that when someone wants to 'trade' at school, it's usually because he has the higher quality item. ;)
ReplyDeleteA good lesson to learn
DeleteThen you won't feel the burn
I'll trade my apple for a candy bar. No one ever fell for that one
ReplyDeletehaha should have tried the teacher
DeleteYou might have been able to reach her
I'll give a cat.
ReplyDeleteI have plenty of that.
You want another, right?
Three won't give you a fright.
I have one that I wouldn't miss.
She can give the occasional hiss.
haha but give isn't trade
DeleteSo no dice will be played
The cat would get hissy face here
Not fond of the other ten that are near
Even hissed at the poop machines
Dogs are all he likes at our scenes
If you want my candy
ReplyDeleteNothing is dandy
I won't trade, no way
It's mine, all mine
So you can just go away.
keep in stock
DeleteLet all others drool and gawk
Craigslist is funny like that. Every time I put something up for sale on there, some bozo wants me to trade for their junk instead of paying cash for mine. It's funny to see what some of these people have to offer though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it is amusing to see
DeleteEven though they get plenty an eye roll from me
Time trading certainly messes one up for a while
ReplyDeleteGreat verse Pat.
Yvonne.
That it will
DeleteA backwards thrill
I learned long ago, being one of five kids in nine years, never to make trades!
ReplyDeletehaha wise move to make
DeleteIn trades don't partake
I don't trade
ReplyDeleteas their stuff is not up to grade.
so they can go blow
now I must go.
Blow them away
DeleteHave a better day
Trade cash?
ReplyDeleteMy private stash?
I'd rather grow
Some dough
At mt broke ass show
Where's that magic tree
In the place to be
Need that tree
DeleteIt hasn't found me