The cat may not walk on two legs like you human crew but brains cells I seem to have more than a few. Who says I tried to eat a tack? Nah, I won't take that back. Gullible many are and not even drunk at a bar.
Gullible is at play.
A cat having its say.
You believe me, right?
I can also fly a kite.
Oh look at that.
A kite flying cat.
That means a cat has wings.
Yeah, you are nuts, among other things.
A horse gave a man a lift.
Boy, are you humans swift.
The explanation is a centaur was born.
And there is a bird in my car horn.
A person fell from the sky.
Oh me, oh my.
They are from above.
Give them much love.
They never climbed a tree.
They weren't up where you couldn't see.
They didn't accidentally fall.
Nope, from some alien hall.
A lizard burped beside fire.
The fire didn't expire.
Wow, dragons are born.
Should I even bother with the unicorn?
A horse had a stick on its head.
Woke up with it from bed.
It was wet and shined.
Unicorns then aligned.
A black cat came by.
It is hard on the eye.
Oh, I stubbed my little toe.
Such back luck for them to show.
666 is here.
Run in fear.
Numbers made by man.
Someone wasn't a fan.
I farted out gas.
It was quite the mass.
It showed up in the sky.
A UFO upon high.
Pffft gullible humans through the ages. And guess what? It still rages. Believing everything because it is on TV. Wowweeee now that is something to see. Adding flare makes ratings rise. Don't you love being soooo wise? I think I just saw a centaur walk by. Oh wait, it was a dog with some guy. I guess that would be a humamutt. Wow, now there is one to make the cut. Are you a gullible lad or lass? If so, come buy a humamutt for $18,000 a pop from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Gullible is at play.
A cat having its say.
You believe me, right?
I can also fly a kite.
Oh look at that.
A kite flying cat.
That means a cat has wings.
Yeah, you are nuts, among other things.
A horse gave a man a lift.
Boy, are you humans swift.
The explanation is a centaur was born.
And there is a bird in my car horn.
A person fell from the sky.
Oh me, oh my.
They are from above.
Give them much love.
They never climbed a tree.
They weren't up where you couldn't see.
They didn't accidentally fall.
Nope, from some alien hall.
A lizard burped beside fire.
The fire didn't expire.
Wow, dragons are born.
Should I even bother with the unicorn?
A horse had a stick on its head.
Woke up with it from bed.
It was wet and shined.
Unicorns then aligned.
A black cat came by.
It is hard on the eye.
Oh, I stubbed my little toe.
Such back luck for them to show.
666 is here.
Run in fear.
Numbers made by man.
Someone wasn't a fan.
I farted out gas.
It was quite the mass.
It showed up in the sky.
A UFO upon high.
Pffft gullible humans through the ages. And guess what? It still rages. Believing everything because it is on TV. Wowweeee now that is something to see. Adding flare makes ratings rise. Don't you love being soooo wise? I think I just saw a centaur walk by. Oh wait, it was a dog with some guy. I guess that would be a humamutt. Wow, now there is one to make the cut. Are you a gullible lad or lass? If so, come buy a humamutt for $18,000 a pop from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteIn for the win
DeleteBut not a Friday spin
I've been gullible. It's not as bad as it seems. Well at the time it wasn't.
ReplyDeleteWe've all fell for something a time or two
DeleteAnd look #2 at my zoo
So lizards burping by the fire
ReplyDeleteThe birth of dragons do inspire?!?
From snowflakes I may have to switch
Now that I've contracted the dragon itch
Dragon them up
DeleteFill a big cup
Don't forget Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster!
ReplyDeleteJust some really hairy human guy
DeleteAnd maybe an alligator on the fly
Oh yes, I've been gullible. Not too often though.
ReplyDeleteWe all go there
DeleteOnce or twice to spare
Been gullible a time or two
ReplyDeleteNot exactly fun at my zoo
Betty
Not fun any time
Deleteoh well, we at least learn it's not sublime
The world is flat, LBJ the CIA and the mob killed JFK all at the same time, 9/11 was an inside job by both Bush and Obama, run the lizard people are everywhere!
ReplyDeleteNo alligator in the sewer though?
DeleteDamn, and I though they would glow
Would you like the London Bridge? Americans were so gullible for that one.
ReplyDeleteJust bought it in
DeleteAs it went for a spin
What about the old saying: If you step on a crack, you break your mother's back? Poor Mom.
ReplyDeleteSo many cracks
DeleteMom's must have pretty achy backs
Haha! I've been gullible with magicians. But with real things, like the news, I am highly skeptical. Have a good one, my rhyming friend!
ReplyDeleteSkeptical is the way to be
DeleteWhen the news is in front of thee
Who is worse? The gullible person or the liar?
ReplyDeleteAll which perspective you take
DeleteBoth can sure be worse if you make
So wait. The earth isn't flat???
ReplyDeleteIt is oval and square like
DeleteHard to ride a bike
if it is on the internet it must be true, or if it's on this blog. Heck yeah, I believe it
ReplyDeleteSooo sooo true
DeleteIt's right there to view
There are a bunch of humans down this way who will buy anything, especially if they think it's a deal!
ReplyDeleteGuess we know where to go
DeleteTo up our dough
I used to get a kick out of telling people that the word "gullible" wasn't in the dictionary. Some immediately got the joke, but most looked at me, puzzled, and said "Really?" *sigh*
ReplyDeletehaha that is a good one indeed
DeletePoor people must have felt rather dumb at their feed
I'm a sucker. I'm naive
ReplyDeleteGullible's my middle name
Just kidding. It's Steve.
Didn't fall for that?
You're not gullible, Pat.
Nor is the cat.
Is Steve #3
DeleteSeep through from thee?
Gullible humans swallow up so much baloney/especially when it's someone offering money! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
When money is involved
DeleteSure show how they are not evolved
Guillible Much? Just A Touch!
ReplyDeleteHustlers would get a big laugh
To get a relief
Not to believe
Those around with big bluffs
Hank
Not to believe is the way
DeleteTo a far better day
There is a 666 in my account number for my mortgage. I always thought Ocwen was evil and this just proves it.
ReplyDeletehaha mortgage people are out to get you
DeleteNow you know at your zoo
orlin N cassie....bee leeve nothin ewe see on tee vee...if ewe want de trooth, de hole trooth N plane fax...itz all on de internetz ~~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteAll there for you to see
DeleteEven lies for truth for thee
I especially loved the black cat analogy:)
ReplyDeleteGotta love that
DeleteHad to be used by the cat
Nah...don't believe everything you read or hear ~
ReplyDeleteBest way to be
DeleteAt every sea
Yep we all fall for some stuff at some point
ReplyDeleteGullible folks we are
A mirage from afar
That we do
DeleteFrom zoo to zoo
I believe everything you say
ReplyDeleteFor a minute or for a day
It's the truth if you say it's so
Do re me and do do do
Believe in the cat
DeleteHow about that
There's not a picture you can trust with the tech available today. But people will believe.
ReplyDeleteYep, if the see believe they will
DeleteFor it must fit the bill
There were times when I was gullible long long ago. But after learning Santa isn’t real, you begin to face the reality :-)
ReplyDeletehaha yep, that ruins all
DeleteAt each and every hall
I hate to admit it, but I have been gullible a time or two
ReplyDeleteEveryone has a time or two
DeleteUnless one lives under a rock at their zoo
I have a niece that is so gullible. I want to buy some of those fake lottery tickets to give her this year to get a good laugh.
ReplyDeletehaha that would be funny to do
DeleteHopefully she'll forgive you
I used to be gullible but now I'm not.
ReplyDeleteGreat verse.
Yvonne.
Learn as we go
DeleteToss the gullible out the window
Poor black pussy cat
ReplyDeleteAlways gets the bad end of this or that.
What is with these men who search for Sasquatch
I’ve seen the ads and wonder what else do people watch
haha who know what it is with those guys
DeleteMaybe they have hair in their eyes