The cat has his own giant litterbox. Does that curl your socks? Or maybe your toes? Sure won't make you strike a lovey dovey pose. But I share it with glee. Mini Alex knows it at our sea.
I've got my plot.
I'm so hot.
It's all about me.
Don't touch my tree.
Don't touch my bush.
The one with the tush.
The others too.
But especially the tush view.
Don't touch my sand.
Can't crawl or stand.
Stay the hell off.
Try it and I'll scoff.
I'll fluck you up.
Don't act like a pup.
I will not share.
This is all my lair.
That coconut is mine.
The stream is for the feline.
That stars in the sky.
All mine upon high.
My giant litterbox.
Won't share with human or fox.
It is all mine.
Don't test the feline.
What was that?
Plenty of room where I'm at?
But it is all mine.
Can't you read the lips of the feline?
I can't help you.
Sorry, but its true.
It's all about me me me.
I'm the only one here to see.
So what if you're the same.
You are just so lame.
Can't have you by my name.
You could interrupt my fame.
What? No one will squawk?
Hey, I want to talk.
Talk all about me.
Why do you flee?
Pffft to that, at least says Pat. The cat may still be all about me. But I do share my litterbox with Cassie. There is plenty of room on the giant litterbox for all. Doesn't hurt to give many a call. Which is a grand thing about blogland as all lend a helping hand. Unless you get those that have nothing to say. They sure can say enough about me me me at the end of the day. Know any like that? Do they think they are a cat? We do rule all in mass. At least Pat bows to the will of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
I've got my plot.
I'm so hot.
It's all about me.
Don't touch my tree.
Don't touch my bush.
The one with the tush.
The others too.
But especially the tush view.
Don't touch my sand.
Can't crawl or stand.
Stay the hell off.
Try it and I'll scoff.
I'll fluck you up.
Don't act like a pup.
I will not share.
This is all my lair.
That coconut is mine.
The stream is for the feline.
That stars in the sky.
All mine upon high.
My giant litterbox.
Won't share with human or fox.
It is all mine.
Don't test the feline.
What was that?
Plenty of room where I'm at?
But it is all mine.
Can't you read the lips of the feline?
I can't help you.
Sorry, but its true.
It's all about me me me.
I'm the only one here to see.
So what if you're the same.
You are just so lame.
Can't have you by my name.
You could interrupt my fame.
What? No one will squawk?
Hey, I want to talk.
Talk all about me.
Why do you flee?
Pffft to that, at least says Pat. The cat may still be all about me. But I do share my litterbox with Cassie. There is plenty of room on the giant litterbox for all. Doesn't hurt to give many a call. Which is a grand thing about blogland as all lend a helping hand. Unless you get those that have nothing to say. They sure can say enough about me me me at the end of the day. Know any like that? Do they think they are a cat? We do rule all in mass. At least Pat bows to the will of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
Hank is number 1 in this giant litterbox
Deletegot to play
DeleteGo at his bay
Got to play
DeleteJust a lucky day!
Hank
In on time
Deletewith a chime
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ReplyDeletePhone got you
DeleteTimes two
Beg your pardon
DeleteFunny it still happens
Hank
Oh well
DeletePhone likes to tell
I guess as I'm all alone it's all about "Me Me Me " also.
ReplyDeleteGreat Sunday read Pat.
Yvonne.
Alone it can be
DeleteMe with glee
When you talk about me, me, me
ReplyDeleteThose around do flee, flee, flee
Who's left to listen but birds in the trees
They have their own twitter not filled with me's
They may also have enough
DeleteThen they may get rough
For while with the me me me you sit
They fly over and take a big shit
Be generous or be really lonely in blogland.
ReplyDeleteMini-Alex thinks the cat is a little too generous with the litter box though.
That one will be
DeleteHey, at least the cat has some generosity
You, you, you.
ReplyDeleteIndeed indeed indeed
DeleteAt our feed
At least the cat shares with Cassie
ReplyDeleteBut I am sure not with Lassie.
Betty
He'd bat her
DeleteIf she slobbered on his fur
Sharing your litter box is generous indeed
ReplyDeleteWe do it too, with loos for those who need
not sure Pat would share his private one
DeleteWho know what is on a bun lol
MOL! We have lots of litter boxes here and one of them is a giant one too!
ReplyDeleteThe giant is best
DeleteBeats all the rest
I'm sure sharing the litter box is a huge thing for a cat but isn't that what humans do all the time? Kinda? lol
ReplyDeleteThat they kinda do
DeleteOne giant loo
Sharing is caring
ReplyDeleteOr getting rid of
DeleteWith a shove
Well, I guess it depends on what we are sharing...
DeleteI know some of those me, me, me types
Deletethey are all full of their own hype..
Full of their own hype indeed
DeleteTrue, depends on the share at ones feed
Litterboxes are shared at our space:)
ReplyDeleteGood to share
Deleteat your lair
I don't even like to share my hand towel.
ReplyDeleteI hide mine
DeleteSo no other germs align
I don't mind sharing my litter box. When you gotta go, you gotta go
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteNumber 1 or 2
this me,me,me sounds funny :) :)
ReplyDeleteFunny as can be
DeleteWith the me me me
Me, me, me sounds like my dog too who seems to think my bed is all hers, hers, hers. Fun poem.
ReplyDeleteDogs want it all
DeleteAs they slobber on a ball
Me Me Me Across The Sea!
ReplyDeleteAt the litterbox room aplenty
Check others out
Not in for a bout
But just so to have a look-see
Hank
Look and see
DeleteWith the me me me
Oh where would the world be
ReplyDeleteWere it not for you -
I mean, me, me, me!?
Me me me is the best
DeleteMe me me passes the test
Tiger says "I have a litter box that is just mine."
ReplyDeletePatches says "I have a litter box that is just fine."
The third litter box is for both of us.
Or whichever one makes the most fuss.
haha 2 cats with 3
DeleteWhat a way to be