Private Viewing Leads To Stewing!

The cat is oh so private at our sea. You know pulling armpit hair brings me glee. That is the best knowledge out there. You even know I run around bare. Hmm maybe I should rethink that. I guess I'm not a private cat.

What the fluck?
Says the duck.
We're birds of a feather.
We stick together.

I'm with you.
Right in view.
You're with me.
Come and see.

See and view.
View times two.
It's a repeat.
Isn't that neat?

Look at the hits.
They aren't the pits.
They are the best.
Go away, you pest.

I'm private at my sea.
This is no place for thee.
Privacy is all mine.
Can't you read the sign?

It's right there.
Yeah, I'm standing bare.
But it's right in the back.
See? Privacy at my shack.

So I posted it.
Who gives a shit?
I'm private anyway.
Turn your eyes away.

It's not there for you.
It's for others to view.
Oh look, another hit.
I'll be back in a bit.

Today I did this.
This you can't miss.
Look at me in view.
It is me and you.

What was that?
Don't be a dingbat.
That isn't for you.
I'm private even with my 10,000th view.

Ever meet such a "private" nut? They are in such a private rut, but they post everything online. Yeah, there is a conundrum that won't align. I wonder why? Nah, no wondering for this guy. Drama is all such "private" nuts bring to pass. You can be sure I'll remain a non-private little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.


  1. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Have a great Turkey day.

  2. 10000 views! Wow! Happy Thanksgiving. :)

  3. Privacy is what the most public people scream,
    maybe your post will help them redeem. :)

    1. They'll just scream and shout
      Telling me to get out

  4. Private nut, hard case to crack
    Cross the line, break your mother's back
    10,000 views, that's a mighty many
    Like a good-luck charm could be a lucky penny

  5. Maybe you will bet a promotion to Captain so you don't have to be a Private anymore!

    1. haha that could work for those
      With their private woes

  6. Keep it private here at my bay
    Dont have much recently to say.


  7. Some people do take it to extremes

  8. Good thought to ponder this turkey day
    Gotta be careful what I say
    Private I still am most of the time
    Even some places online
    But very proud to robustly say
    Happy Thanksgiving Day!

    1. Yep, watch it we want
      Or one may taunt
      Like a smug cat
      Enjoy the turkey where you are at

  9. Private, my ass!
    I know...I'm a bit crass.
    I can see what they had for dinner
    with that huge side of beef, they won't get any thinner.
    If you are on the computer somewhere
    privacy is gone and you are laid bare.

    1. Bare and more
      Out from shore to shore
      But still they crow
      With the oh no

  10. Private Viewing Leads To Stewing!
    On-line they'll reveal everything
    Why being so private
    But spewing out dirt
    Perhaps they enjoy an anon's bidding!


  11. It's the ones that lay all their dirty laundry out themselves online then get pissed when people judge them that gets me rolling.

    1. haha yep, rather amusing as can be
      As they put it out there to see

  12. I know more about people than I ever did before!


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