The cat gave a cheer the other day as he didn't have to pay. Or rather Pat did it. What do I care about that money shit? All came back clear when the car's safety inspection came near.
Done the inspection.
Went through the collection.
There was no detection.
Not one single rejection.
No need for a selection.
No need for any protection.
You won't hear any objection,
For your car passed the inspection.
Out in a parking section,
Came upon a new inspection.
An inspection toward my direction,
Questioning the first inspection.
Look past the midsection.
Your tires need some affection.
At least an air injection.
They should have caused a rejection.
You sure need a correction,
Over that safety inspection.
An accident will make a connection,
And insurance will give a deflection.
Need more than disinfection.
At least to my recollection.
I'd demand a reelection.
Or a new stage direction.
Bust at an intersection,
Whoops, to that interjection.
Would cost even more from a non-detection.
But will cause no insurrection.
We will fix the whole section.
We did so good with your inspection.
You'll never make the connection.
As we didn't give you a rejection.
That place has no affection.
They missed the detection.
Lazy sobs in that direction.
Just giving a deflection.
But at least a stupid inspection,
Beats another non detection.
A urinary tract infection,
Would sure be rough on an erection.
Ever go through that? Stupid mechanic where you are at? Oh yeah, it passes with ease. Nothing in your car is wrong and away you can breeze. Whoops, the tires are pretty much done. Yeah, but we passed them as they run. Though you'd get away with no cash. Whoops, back to us we want you to dash. Pffft they can suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Done the inspection.
Went through the collection.
There was no detection.
Not one single rejection.
No need for a selection.
No need for any protection.
You won't hear any objection,
For your car passed the inspection.
Out in a parking section,
Came upon a new inspection.
An inspection toward my direction,
Questioning the first inspection.
Look past the midsection.
Your tires need some affection.
At least an air injection.
They should have caused a rejection.
You sure need a correction,
Over that safety inspection.
An accident will make a connection,
And insurance will give a deflection.
Need more than disinfection.
At least to my recollection.
I'd demand a reelection.
Or a new stage direction.
Bust at an intersection,
Whoops, to that interjection.
Would cost even more from a non-detection.
But will cause no insurrection.
We will fix the whole section.
We did so good with your inspection.
You'll never make the connection.
As we didn't give you a rejection.
That place has no affection.
They missed the detection.
Lazy sobs in that direction.
Just giving a deflection.
But at least a stupid inspection,
Beats another non detection.
A urinary tract infection,
Would sure be rough on an erection.
Ever go through that? Stupid mechanic where you are at? Oh yeah, it passes with ease. Nothing in your car is wrong and away you can breeze. Whoops, the tires are pretty much done. Yeah, but we passed them as they run. Though you'd get away with no cash. Whoops, back to us we want you to dash. Pffft they can suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
As a non driver no, I don't have to go through that.
ReplyDeleteVery cleverly written Pat.
Yvonne.
Good to avoid
DeleteThey make one paranoid
I've been to a few places like that. Not sure which is worse, a general car repair shop or a dealership.
ReplyDeleteBoth can be just as bad
DeleteBut there are a few good ones near our pad
Cars leave me in a basic fog
ReplyDeleteI know far less than does my dog
We know a little more now
DeleteBut nothing that would wow
The place we used to take our cars would always tell me I needed a front end alignment. We finally found a new place with mechanics I trust and they've never mentioned an alignment!
ReplyDeleteJust looking for more money
DeleteProbably think it is funny
We don't have safety inspections where we live but if you saw some of the cars you would know that right off!
ReplyDeletehaha holes in the side
DeleteAnd duct tape far and wide?
I remember one place telling me I needed a new air filter. They showed me mine which had a little bit of stuff caught in it. I took it, tapped it on the ground, and all the stuff fell out. The mechanic didn't say a word when I told him it was fine and put it back in. LOL
ReplyDeletelol showed him
DeleteHe probably thought you were dim
They always try to upsale when it comes to cars
ReplyDeleteEspecially if they think you don't know much
So one has to be careful
And not be out of touch.
Betty
That one has to be
DeleteAs they try and fleece you at your sea
I always check my windshield wipers when going for a car inspection. They always try to get you on that one and then you pay twice the price for wipers.
ReplyDeleteGotta love that retail value crap
DeleteAs they shove it up and try to fool many a chap
Cars are such a pain in the rear. There's always something that needs looked at.
ReplyDeleteThat there seems to be
DeleteFix that and another is there to see
my local place is clean and neat
ReplyDeleteI trust them with my car, it's all sweet
no jive, no flaws
they don't break laws
whew!
That is good
DeleteNo law breaking is fine under any hood
we don't have them on a federal level and my state does not require it at all. I'm a bit glad on that
ReplyDeleteIt can make one glad in a way
DeleteUntil the nuts drive into the bay
we have cars here but oh dear I dont use neither .Only travel in buses when I go to the town.Hubby always has problems with cars :)
ReplyDeleteProblems sure can pile up indeed
DeleteUggg I really disliked buses at my feed
yes I thought you dont like buses but all my life I use them :)
DeleteHave to get to and fro
DeleteSo a busing you go
Yeah, that's happened to me, though not lately. Found a new inspection mechanic and trust has blossomed.
ReplyDeleteFinding a good one is a win
DeleteDoesn't try to do you in
That's why I am so happy to have a mechanically inclined husband. He can usually detect and fix our car problems so we don't throw a ton of money way at the mechanics.
ReplyDeleteThat is a nice way to be
DeleteKnowing how to fix it is a win at any sea
The Dissection Of Inspection!
ReplyDeleteThey threw in the suspicions
Some cautions mentioned
Eventually nothing wrong
A fast one on those uninformed
Hank
A fast one they'd try
DeleteAs out your money may fly
I hate going for emissions inspections, especially as I have a check engine light that likes to come on with fluctuations in temperature, and an engine check light means failure. It's some wonky little gauge somewhere in the engine that doesn't like sudden changes. My awesome car repair place owner says don't worry about it, because it isn't worth the cost to chase it down. But if that check engine light starts flashing ... Have a good one, my friend!
ReplyDeleteI get that stupid light on once in a while
DeleteUnless it flashes at me, I keep on going many a mile
I think I'm actually pleased I don't drive.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Less crap
DeleteTo fill the gap