The cat was sitting with Cassie, almost knocking off the lassie, when she decided to visit another pest. I don't mind him but she likes him best. We are a pair so I followed her to the downstairs lair.
Can you work as a pair? Are you a grump that is plump with lots of hair? That may be a bad fate. Of course you could squash anyone you hate. That fat lass hates a ton. But I can still make her jiggle and run. I'll stick with only being paired with Cass. It works so much better that way for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Asleep at last.
Double the cast.
Oops, there she goes.
Why, who knows?
Down the stairs with a thud.
All to visit her bud.
He likes to pose too.
A suck up through and through.
Uh oh. Cranky is watching.
Better start hop scotching.
She was invaded by the black guy.
She hates all cats on the fly.
So he sticks out his tongue,
As she pops a lung.
Yeah, she growls a bit.
I usually just give her a hit.
See? She is eyeing me.
That tail in the air with no glee.
Sit could squash me though.
A rather hefty foe.
Oh, try two as one.
Black guy is tempting fate a ton.
She got her grump on.
A fight may dawn.
Or a stuck up head.
What? He's on her bed?
Oh, that is such a shame.
One grumpy and prissy dame.
She's had enough.
Wants to get rough.
Here comes the grump.
Watch out for the plump.
The fight begins.
But who wins?
Our money was on the fat one.
But away we did run.
We had to show them how it was done.
This is a two for one.
Of course I take up more space.
And only Cassie is allowed to show her face.
Can you work as a pair? Are you a grump that is plump with lots of hair? That may be a bad fate. Of course you could squash anyone you hate. That fat lass hates a ton. But I can still make her jiggle and run. I'll stick with only being paired with Cass. It works so much better that way for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteGood Morning Hank
DeleteNumber one once again
as a new day begins..
Staying on top
DeleteWithout a flop
Good morning True
DeleteIt's nice seeing you
Hank
True was far off
DeleteNo hump day #1 scoff
It’s a work day
DeleteI was running late
No number one my fate
but, tomorrow who will be at the gate.. haha
haha hump day
DeleteAnd you have to work at your bay
My neighbor calls it a hump year
DeleteOh dear
Hump away
DeleteEnjoy the fray
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ReplyDeleteTimes two
DeletePhone got you
Ti's now 2 in a '
DeleteBuilding up slow
Hank
A streak once more
DeleteAt our shore
Cats with smashed faces all look grumpy. You would too if you couldn't breath properly.
ReplyDeleteThat is true
DeleteBut she shows it too
There's always that fear that if you can't outrun the fat guy, he just might sit on you!
ReplyDeleteThe fear sure is had
DeleteDon't make the fat one mad
Can't we all just get along?
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to her, nope
DeleteShe can't cope
If cats can't get along
ReplyDeleteThen there is no hope for people
That could make a good song
Betty
Could make a tune
DeleteBeneath the moon
Our pair likes each other - thank God!
ReplyDeleteThankfully it is so
DeleteCan be hell when they think each other a foe
Oh my goodness, man alive
ReplyDeleteCats are learning how to jive
They come in droves like summer flies
Cassie longs for their good-byes
She wants them gone
DeleteShip them out on the lawn
Orlin and Cassie
ReplyDeletedouble the fun
getting along can be done
She likes that guy
She is not shy
Trouble breaks out
On their walk about
back up stairs
safe in their lair
no cat fight today
but tomorrow beware
Beware of the downstairs kitty
DeleteShe does not take pity
Will whack with glee
Orlin knows and begins to flee
Your Cassie sounds like my Patches who likes to run the house.
ReplyDeleteTiger tries to stay out of her way and even lets her have the mouse.
haha lets her win the day
DeleteSure the way at our bay
Great pictures of all the cats. We have several around here who think they are running the house but there is competition at every turn. Have a good day Pat.
ReplyDeleteThat there is indeed
DeleteCompetitive at each feed
I'm not a grump,
ReplyDeleteBut somewhat plump.
And not much hair--
Think I care?
Lee
Tossing It Out
Bald and fat
DeleteCan be where it's at
Your plump grump is hilarious! What a personality! No plump grumps at my pad. But there's lots of hair.
ReplyDeletehaha she sure has one
DeleteLots of hair sure does run
don't they know Santa is watching. Have to be good and get along
ReplyDelete"Santa" probably is watching
Deleteall of us
right now
We are all watched from above
DeleteSanta err umm the NSA wants to show love
Ho ho ho
DeleteAn std to show?
DeleteNo no no
The cranky one seems to be used to having things her way.
ReplyDeleteShe gets her way most of the time
DeleteIf she doesn't, the others feel the wrath of her chime
orlin N cassie....hay waves two de naybors frum de land oh trout.....grate ta see ewe two day ! :) ♥♥
ReplyDeleteWave and run
DeleteShe can be no fun
Two For Two With A Grump In View!
ReplyDeleteIntruders cause fights to come due
Looking at the fat one
Having a like Santa fun
Friendly banter when numbers are few
Hank
A little banter comes due
DeleteAnd then she'll strike a few
There is a couple of grumps around here but I won't mention any names. OUCH, she hit me!
ReplyDeleteHave to avoid the grump
DeleteOr could get that lump
One cat is a grump
ReplyDeleteThe other just sits on his rump.
The 3rd is a real nut
And the other likes to sniff some butt.
My hubby is cranky as hell
Morning coffee works...but ya never can tell.
haha get that caffeine fix
DeleteAs the cats get up to their tricks
Can't we all just get along?
ReplyDeleteThat's a no
DeleteShe likes a foe
More kitty pictures to rule the day
ReplyDeleteBonus kitties trying to have their say
That they try
DeleteSure not shy
Adorable and funny! Please save me from being a plump, grump, with lots of hair! LOL I'm amazed at how Cassie can lie half off the top of the chesterfield (Is that hopelessly old school?). Have a good one!
ReplyDeletehaha that it could be
DeleteOld school of thee
Great verse with awesome pics Pat. Sorry for the lateness.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in our land