Pat Hatt Time

What was that? You thought I'd go magic day at our blog mat? Bah, we've done that a time or…

A twist and turn and many can learn. Until then though, few can see through their you know. As in t…

So the cat ran into a nut the other day that believed everything some nut had to say. Why did she b…

The cat is going to brighten your day with what he has to say. Or maybe I won't. Making any gua…

Hmm may catch an std that way. I'm sure some went into a gutter bay. I just wanted to point tha…

The holidays are done while officially they've had their run. Unless you buy into that magic da…

Only one day to go and then the chocolate won't show. Or maybe a whole bunch more will but this…

The cat has you ready to say no. Does that make you go ho ho ho? Was that another no? Damn, on a ro…

There i s just one more post ready to come. Do you believe my rhyming bum? Yeah, probably not. But …

Do you mind the cat? How exactly do you do that? Does your mind stick to me? That is as eww as can …

Today we are going to install a bunch. You will be done way before lunch. I tell you it is as easy …

The tabbies are sure going to get a thrill as today the birds get their fill. They may picket the c…

The cat was out and about when I gave a shout. I said something was bullshit. Yeah, I can swear a b…

The cat has seen some no so cheery people around. Everywhere they can surely be found. No matter th…

Anyone out there should heed this call. The cat will appreciate it all. I will get a golden litterb…

I want your attention today. So you better have your eyes glued to my bay. Did you reach for the su…

The cat has to shrug as you humans go on your way. Especially when heading toward that so called me…

I know, I know. Know what at my show? I know what is best for each of you. Yep, I know it all at my…

Everyone is sure cheery as can be. At least more than half at each sea. Is that a difference though…

The search engine nuts are still rolling on in. Few and far between for the win. But in they still …

The cat rolls his eyes as some humans take the prize. It is not a good prize by the way. But you ca…

Humans sure have a need for parades. I bet somewhere they have a parade for shades. All cool with s…

The cat will strike a deal with you. Heck, we may even strike two. I can work with ease. It will be…

The cat is here to greet you all today. That is just how we roll at our bay. And we do actually rol…

So the cat was out the other day and some old fart, like really old toothless fart, came to play. N…

As you know, the cat hardly bites his tongue at his show. So why start now? On anything I will give…

The cat wants you to listen up. Do your ears perk like a pup? How can you listen up at your sea? Is…

The cat has to shake his head, even as I make decorations dead. I have smashed a few, but Cassie kn…