A twist and turn and many can learn. Until then though, few can see through their you know. As in they have their head so far up their ass they can't see it with such a pass. See what? We'll get there at my hut.
I can't be.
Nope, not me.
Can't at all.
Not at any hall.
I can't be.
You're doing it to me?
How can you do that?
I know each and every stat.
I'm being replaced?
I can't be erased.
You'll regret it.
I swear you'll take a hit.
You'll regret this day.
I wish you dismay.
You can't replace me.
You'll come to see.
Three months go by.
Coming down from upon high.
I need this work,
Even if it isn't a perk.
I can do it.
Yep, every bit.
It will be easy for me.
I will give you glee.
They couldn't replace me.
They failed you see.
What? They are still running?
Nah, they are really off sunning.
I'll be the very best.
I'll beat all the rest.
You'll never want me gone.
I am more than a pawn.
Three months go by.
See ya, without a why.
But I know it all.
I'm irreplaceable at my hall.
All down from upon high,
Off cooking up stir fry.
Any one can be replaced.
A fact that must be faced.
Know any of those people at your sea? They think they can't be replaced by you, another or me. Then reality sets in and finally they may see some sun on their chin. Or maybe they'll stay that way. In the end all can be replaced at any work bay. A number and that is that. One I know realized such a stat. It made the cat grin after she went down a peg or three. What? It's the little things that cause glee. Always someone ready to mow your grass. There's a fact of life from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I can't be.
Nope, not me.
Can't at all.
Not at any hall.
I can't be.
You're doing it to me?
How can you do that?
I know each and every stat.
I'm being replaced?
I can't be erased.
You'll regret it.
I swear you'll take a hit.
You'll regret this day.
I wish you dismay.
You can't replace me.
You'll come to see.
Three months go by.
Coming down from upon high.
I need this work,
Even if it isn't a perk.
I can do it.
Yep, every bit.
It will be easy for me.
I will give you glee.
They couldn't replace me.
They failed you see.
What? They are still running?
Nah, they are really off sunning.
I'll be the very best.
I'll beat all the rest.
You'll never want me gone.
I am more than a pawn.
Three months go by.
See ya, without a why.
But I know it all.
I'm irreplaceable at my hall.
All down from upon high,
Off cooking up stir fry.
Any one can be replaced.
A fact that must be faced.
Know any of those people at your sea? They think they can't be replaced by you, another or me. Then reality sets in and finally they may see some sun on their chin. Or maybe they'll stay that way. In the end all can be replaced at any work bay. A number and that is that. One I know realized such a stat. It made the cat grin after she went down a peg or three. What? It's the little things that cause glee. Always someone ready to mow your grass. There's a fact of life from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteUp you go
DeleteWith #1 to show
That's 3 in a row
DeleteStill left with some ho, ho, ho!
Hank
Hank can't be replaced as #1
DeleteA ho ho ho ing along
DeleteWith the streak song
Adam's Hank's PR guy
DeleteThat's kinda fly
Does he get paid
DeleteOr taken in trade
Most interesting to read Pat and very true. Great read.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
All 3 of my former employers have since went out of business since I left. Coincidence? I think not, Pat! 😂
ReplyDeletelol all because of you being there
DeleteOr maybe...you sabotaged before you left at your lair
Remind me to never hire you
Here at our zoo
Oh yea, there are lots of people like that down this way!
ReplyDeleteReplaced they be
DeleteThere at your sea
I am under no illusions or delusions - I can easily be replaced. There's always someone better, smarter, quicker, etc.
ReplyDeletebut then again....I am ME. Isn't that enough?
For you and many near
DeleteMaybe not for some big dude on his rear
Oh, hell, we're all dispensable.
ReplyDeleteThat we are
Deletecan stretch far
Sounds like my story
ReplyDeletefrom humility to glory
then back again
I work for me, now
And still, somehow
I'm better than the rest
I'm worse too.
It's the best.
haha round and round
DeleteSure seems to be found
A working for you
Is the best view
No one's irreplaceable when it comes to work.
ReplyDeleteIf they say they are, they sound like a big, fat jerk.
That they do
DeleteSure full of lots of doo
I’m seriously hoping someone will replace me in many of tasks I do at work! It’s just too much on me and I’ll happily give those tasks to others :-)
ReplyDeletehaha toss them away
DeleteMaybe someone will take them and shout, hooray!
There will always be someone in line right behind ready to step up.
ReplyDeleteThat there will
DeleteAnd many may think it a thrill
Take a long trip upon a big ship
ReplyDeleteYou won't be missed not a clip
No one will ask why, they assume you did die
Send flowers and say bye bye bye
And then get some dough
DeleteA charity of you, you know
We all like to think we're irreplaceable in the workplace, but unfortunately what you say is too true. We're all replaceable.
ReplyDeleteThat we all are
DeleteWhether we get fired or hit with a car
The No Replace About Face!
ReplyDeleteNone indispensable any place
Pushing their luck
Afraid to be unstuck
Knocked off the job all in a daze
Hank
A daze they are left in
DeleteAs the world does spin
Oh yes, I worked with someone like this
ReplyDeleteShe thought she was pure bliss
She was also holier than thou
And when one walked by her, you took a bow.
Yup, she thought her shit didn’t stink
Until she was let go, I was tickled pink.
hahaha sure showed her
DeleteRuffled that holier than thou fur
Everyone is replaceable. Cold hard facts.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteNear and far
Ah, you can never be replaced! There is only one YOU in the world's zoo.
ReplyDeleteOne you indeed
DeleteUnless maybe cloning takes seed
I've known a few who think they are the bee's knees when it comes to their job. Funny enough, they never lasted more than a year or two and always blamed their departure on someone else.
ReplyDeleteYep, that is what they do
DeleteBlame it on others and boo hoo