The cat is here to greet you all today. That is just how we roll at our bay. And we do actually roll. We also go for a stroll. Has to be something good to roll in though. Okay, on we roll with the show.
Into meetings.
Season's greetings.
You stand and shake,
Making my ocd quake.
Where was that hand?
That isn't grand.
I have to wash mine.
Okay, I'm back and fine.
A stupid saying,
Gets a replaying.
So here it is,
Season's greetings and all the biz.
Get fuzzy and warm.
Beats a snowstorm.
Keeps you alive.
Season's greetings five by five.
What about fall?
Damn it all.
What about summer?
None, what a bummer.
And what about spring?
Too busy having a fling?
When does it start?
Bah, just take it to heart.
Season's greetings everyone.
That saying is never done.
Are we to greet the season?
Does the season think ignoring is treason?
Hey, December Greetings blogland.
Maybe late November Greetings is grand.
Monday Greetings are here.
Season's greetings better run in fear.
20 days before Christmas Greetings.
Hmm, may take some tongue beatings.
That one is rather wordy.
Plus one may flip you the birdy.
And we're back to spring,
Birdy ready for a flip.
Oh, wait, I'm snip snip.
Season's greetings and catnip.
Doesn't that seem dumb to say? Season's greetings is up on display. Isn't summer, spring and fall a season? Is there no greeting in them for some reason? Are people on a non meet and greet treaty through those? Only can greet when winter freezes your toes? I suppose they can get warmed by a lad or lass. No one gets greeted in any season by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Into meetings.
Season's greetings.
You stand and shake,
Making my ocd quake.
Where was that hand?
That isn't grand.
I have to wash mine.
Okay, I'm back and fine.
A stupid saying,
Gets a replaying.
So here it is,
Season's greetings and all the biz.
Get fuzzy and warm.
Beats a snowstorm.
Keeps you alive.
Season's greetings five by five.
What about fall?
Damn it all.
What about summer?
None, what a bummer.
And what about spring?
Too busy having a fling?
When does it start?
Bah, just take it to heart.
Season's greetings everyone.
That saying is never done.
Are we to greet the season?
Does the season think ignoring is treason?
Hey, December Greetings blogland.
Maybe late November Greetings is grand.
Monday Greetings are here.
Season's greetings better run in fear.
20 days before Christmas Greetings.
Hmm, may take some tongue beatings.
That one is rather wordy.
Plus one may flip you the birdy.
And we're back to spring,
Birdy ready for a flip.
Oh, wait, I'm snip snip.
Season's greetings and catnip.
Doesn't that seem dumb to say? Season's greetings is up on display. Isn't summer, spring and fall a season? Is there no greeting in them for some reason? Are people on a non meet and greet treaty through those? Only can greet when winter freezes your toes? I suppose they can get warmed by a lad or lass. No one gets greeted in any season by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Still on deck
DeleteGot it back!
Hank
That you did
DeleteWith the #1 bid
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteTimes two it’s True
Morning to all
DeleteAt each hall
You are late at your hall
Deletesleeping in these last days of fall
Nope, up and out the door
DeleteSlave labor at my shore lol
Greetings True
DeleteNice of you!
Hank
Meet and greet
DeleteAlways neat
I love to greet you every day Pat whatever the season or weather.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
No matter what
DeleteWorks at our hut
I never say season's greetings or happy holiday. When it's close to Christmas, you're getting a Merry Christmas from me.
ReplyDeleteThat is how it goes
DeleteAs here out that too flows
Ha - why is it seasons greeting? We don’t say that phrase for the other seasons. For me it is Christmas so that is what I say, They have changed it at work calling it winter break that just happens to coincide with Christmas Eve and Christmas Day!
ReplyDeletelol winter break
DeleteSounds like a school partake
Except not much of a break
Unless vacation you take
Seasons Greetings! ha! That was politically correct before people knew what PC even meant. :)
ReplyDeleteThat is true
DeleteNow used by all the PC crew
It’s “Merry Christmas” at my bay
ReplyDeleteUnless I know Chanukah is your day
Then “Happy Chanukah“ I say
The rest of the year is “Greetings” all the way
Greetings for the rest
DeleteAnd that's the best
Happy Holidays, Pat, and many more!
ReplyDeleteMany more what?
DeleteSomething nifty at my hut?
Season's greetings is a weird thing to say
ReplyDeleteBut perhaps politically correct for the day.
Maybe better not to say anything
And just wait until spring.
Betty
That it may be
DeleteKeep one's mouth shut at their sea
tis the season - salt, pepper, or ancho chili......
ReplyDeleteor just the chilly season gets its due
either way, I wish it all
to be good for you
Good all the way around
DeleteSure is fine where we are found
I never thought of it that way, but you're right. Why do we only say "Season's Greetings" this time of year? What does that imply? "F*** you the other three?"
ReplyDeleteI don't get all bent out of shape when people say "season's greetings," "happy holidays," or the like instead of "Merry Christmas." I think of phrases like that less as being politically correct and more all-inclusive to those who aren't Christian. Just don't try telling me that I can't say "Merry Christmas" whenever I'm inclined to do so!
Yep, seems like a big F U to the other three
DeleteYou won't here any can't from me
I would much rather greet a warm season!
ReplyDeleteHopefully not sweaty hot
DeleteThose we don't like a lot
You make a good point. Equal rights for all seasons!
ReplyDeleteOne and all
DeleteRise up and have a ball
The store across the street just painted Season's Greetings on their window. lol
ReplyDeletelol let them know
DeleteThey are biased at their show
Merry Christmas is my call this time of year
ReplyDeleteI know to some that is offensive cheer
But to me it’s the thing to say
I’ll change it come New Year’s Day!
When the new year does show
DeleteThen it waits until next December to flow
orlin N cassie....frank lee we iz kinda bummed ground hogs day doez knot get mor propz ~~~~~ sew phil getz like what....one day ~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteYeah, that one gets none
DeleteAt least the movie's fun
ahh yes, that greeting I have in a stamp
ReplyDeletebut, you are right, it gives me a bit of a cramp.
I say Merry Christmas because it is that season
of joy, cheer and family and that is a good reason.
That is the season indeed
DeleteNot a greeting taking seed
Always Merry Christmas I say!
ReplyDeleteGood to say
DeleteAt ones bay
This was fun. Remind me to say Season's Greetings this spring;)
ReplyDeletehaha will do
DeleteAt your zoo
I mix it up. Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays. Don't think I've ever used Season's Greetings though. Sounds old timey to me.
ReplyDeleteOld timey it does sound
DeleteBut it's still around
Season's Greetings has been around a long time
ReplyDeleteCards long ago just gave it a rhyme
For eight years, Merry Christmas, was banned from our lips
Now shout it to the heavens with the sound of good pips
Banned it wouldn't stay
DeleteAs it has its say
Today We Greet At The Season Meet!
ReplyDeleteThey greet standing on both feet
Season's greetings
It goes by fleeting
In no time the year's end to pay heed
Hank
End sure comes due
DeleteFlying in on cue