In order to do this or that humans sure become full off umm scat. Or maybe full of placebo and such. Anyway, they are sure off a touch. Not including the rugrats though. We're talking grown humans that show.
I can't write.
Nope, not one bit.
I don't have sunlight.
Can't do it without it.
I can't write.
Nope, not at all.
My chair isn't right.
My poster isn't on the wall.
I can't drive.
I just can't.
I will never survive.
I need my stuffed ant.
I can't drive.
I won't be able to.
I'll take a nosedive.
I'm not wearing something blue.
I can't play.
Nope, not in the least.
For it's Tuesday.
The day I lost my copy of Beauty and The Beast.
I can't play.
Nope, not today.
I lost my way.
A sign not to play.
I can't fly.
No planes for me.
I will surely die.
This morning I didn't pee.
I can't fly.
Not on your life.
It will crash and fry,
Because it's the birthday of my ex-wife.
I can't write.
No a single word.
I need my lucky kite,
And I need to see a bird.
I can't rhyme.
No, not today.
I need to see a mime.
Whoops, I rhymed anyway.
Do you think such umm stupid things at your sea? Need some comfort or "safety" item to get things done for thee? BIG difference between can't and don't want to. Funny how you humans can placebo yourself on cue. Can't write means you lost both arms and feet. Then you can't at your side of the street. Otherwise that is all in your head like getting out of the wrong side of bed. But to each their own as they need their little hula lass. I'll keep on because I can with nothing but my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I can't write.
Nope, not one bit.
I don't have sunlight.
Can't do it without it.
I can't write.
Nope, not at all.
My chair isn't right.
My poster isn't on the wall.
I can't drive.
I just can't.
I will never survive.
I need my stuffed ant.
I can't drive.
I won't be able to.
I'll take a nosedive.
I'm not wearing something blue.
I can't play.
Nope, not in the least.
For it's Tuesday.
The day I lost my copy of Beauty and The Beast.
I can't play.
Nope, not today.
I lost my way.
A sign not to play.
I can't fly.
No planes for me.
I will surely die.
This morning I didn't pee.
I can't fly.
Not on your life.
It will crash and fry,
Because it's the birthday of my ex-wife.
I can't write.
No a single word.
I need my lucky kite,
And I need to see a bird.
I can't rhyme.
No, not today.
I need to see a mime.
Whoops, I rhymed anyway.
Do you think such umm stupid things at your sea? Need some comfort or "safety" item to get things done for thee? BIG difference between can't and don't want to. Funny how you humans can placebo yourself on cue. Can't write means you lost both arms and feet. Then you can't at your side of the street. Otherwise that is all in your head like getting out of the wrong side of bed. But to each their own as they need their little hula lass. I'll keep on because I can with nothing but my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteGood Morning Hank!
Deleteknew you won
Getting #one
That's 3 in a row
DeleteHad sneaked in low
Hank
Good morning True
DeleteWe did the same time
Nice seeing you
Riding a common chime
Hank
Snuck on in
DeleteFor the win
NUMBER ONE!!!
DeleteNot quite
DeleteAt any site
I can't... win
DeleteBack in the bin :D
Stuck at work
DeleteNot a perk
T
ReplyDeleteT stands alone
DeleteA second tone
I can’t be first
ReplyDeleteBut I’m not the worst
Thank heavens I can write
Puts more smiles in my sight
Good way to be
DeleteSmile with glee
Even at three
Comment still flies free
I can't write, the words won't come
ReplyDeleteGood thing I have another job, or I'd be a bum ;)
haha a bum on your bum
DeleteKinda a conundrum?
Humans are really good at that can't thing, but they have had lots of practice!
ReplyDeletePractice they do
DeleteFrom zoo to zoo
I guess that just means humans are a superstitious bunch.
ReplyDeleteDo they make stuffed ants?
I've seen stuffed ants as dog toys
DeleteHumans are superstitious indeed to get their joys
I was also wondering about the stuffed ant?
ReplyDeleteCan send you one
DeleteAn army by the ton
Aw. A no-play day? Hope tomorrow is more fun. :D
ReplyDeleteCan play away
DeleteAny old day
absolutely true. The moon must be in the seventh house..or something like that
ReplyDeleteCould be out there
DeleteGiving so many a scare
I would like an ant that's stuffed
ReplyDeleteMake it round and fluffed and puffed
It could sit right by my side
When I drive twood be my pride
The pups may have another story
DeleteCould chew it up in all its glory
I think I can I think I can I think I can
ReplyDeleteUntil you can't
DeleteThen comes the stuffed ant
Haha! I'm going to look for a stuffed ant ~ Perhaps that will help me overcome my anxiety at driving on the freeway. Too much car trauma in my past. Perhaps a stuffed lobster would be just as effective. I think I have one somewhere. Have a good one, Pat!
ReplyDeletehaha the lobster may work
DeleteUnless it claws you, then it's a jerk
We all need to re-read The Little Engine That Could."
ReplyDeleteSome very well should
DeleteBut not sure they could
I can’t said the ant
ReplyDeleteYou can said the plant
The plant then had a snack
DeleteProtein it didn't lack
Now, I feel silly thinking I needed a new spot for my desk to really get into writing.
ReplyDeletehaha whoops, did the cat do that?
DeleteWe just couldn't keep it under our hat
Hey where's my lucky kite? Heh heh.
ReplyDeleteWatch the lightning strike
DeleteMay make all take a hike
I'm not superstitious at all.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteLet that crap fly free
The worst ones are the ones who say with glee
ReplyDelete"I can't do blah blah blah. Do it for me!"
Like "I can't drive, so give me a ride."
Now were it a hot office, I'd surely abide.
haha have to ride them out
DeletePut an end to any drought
orlin N cassie; we canna fly N iz ever sew thanx full for it ....N we canna drive but due any way....roadz canna bee any werst with uz KNOT on de road than they all reddy iz
ReplyDelete♥♥♥☺☺☺☺
haha may not be much worse
DeleteAlready enough to make one curse
A dull day is it for you then? It is Monday. It is Canada Winter. Good day for some binge time. We binged on Strange Days.
ReplyDeleteOnly dull if one let's it be
DeleteThere at any sea
There's an old saying: Can't never could do anything.
ReplyDeleteI agree, wholeheartedly. Would you like to hear me sing?
haha sing away
DeleteLet can't go astray
I wish I could remember something I came across today that my mom wrote down. It’s basically saying that it is in trying that we succeed but if we say we can’t, then that is failure indeed.
ReplyDeleteA failure it is from the start
DeleteHave to take trying to heart
That Is A Need For It To Take Seed!
ReplyDeleteThere are creative writings to read
'I can't' is a bad word
At this stage it is absurd
There are remedies for such a need
Hank
Remedies there are
DeleteNear and far
I know a few people who love to use the word "can't". I take it as they are just being lazy and use "can't" as a crutch to get out of doing things.
ReplyDeleteThat many sure do
DeleteWith the can't they spew
As always a great read Pat. sorry I'm a day late.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
Gosh, I literally laughed my head off
ReplyDeletePlease don't scoff
My head's over there
Without a care
Difficult to type
With such a gripe
Head rolls away
Be back another day...
Heads will roll
DeleteAll out for a stroll
Along they go
Heigh ho, heigh ho