So things like to get tight. Did you know of such a flight? Even things that can't. Those things may go on a rant. Or maybe it will just be me. I will speak for them to thee.
Slave for pay.
Bills away.
Food and this.
One can't miss.
After all that.
Chew no fat.
Money becomes tight.
Is that right?
My change don't change.
Doesn't even rearrange.
Still the same form.
Stays the norm.
Until it goes.
Creating new lows.
It never grows,
Like Pinocchio's nose.
But still the same.
Some kind of game?
One I can't see?
Sure beats me.
You're tightly wound.
Wow, that's profound.
Can I spin you like a top?
Or would that be a flop?
Tightly wound you,
Has tight money too.
So you're a tightwad?
Should I applaud?
This rhyme is tight.
Is that right?
Maybe I should fly a kite.
At least I can hold the string tight.
Or just eat the string.
That's a bad fling.
Then my crap may be tight.
Can't have that at my site.
For money is tight.
No vet bills in sight.
I've wound this up tight.
So good night.
Are you tightly wound? Hopefully it doesn't put you in the ground. Can you figure out how money is tight? Do 1s and 0s think that all right? They may fight with you. Skynet may come after you. Hey, they are all in a system somewhere. Unless you like the mattress at your lair. Then I suppose it could be tight against the floor. Can money be smushed at any shore? Damn, I have questions in mass. I guess I better waddle away my tight little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Slave for pay.
Bills away.
Food and this.
One can't miss.
After all that.
Chew no fat.
Money becomes tight.
Is that right?
My change don't change.
Doesn't even rearrange.
Still the same form.
Stays the norm.
Until it goes.
Creating new lows.
It never grows,
Like Pinocchio's nose.
But still the same.
Some kind of game?
One I can't see?
Sure beats me.
You're tightly wound.
Wow, that's profound.
Can I spin you like a top?
Or would that be a flop?
Tightly wound you,
Has tight money too.
So you're a tightwad?
Should I applaud?
This rhyme is tight.
Is that right?
Maybe I should fly a kite.
At least I can hold the string tight.
Or just eat the string.
That's a bad fling.
Then my crap may be tight.
Can't have that at my site.
For money is tight.
No vet bills in sight.
I've wound this up tight.
So good night.
Are you tightly wound? Hopefully it doesn't put you in the ground. Can you figure out how money is tight? Do 1s and 0s think that all right? They may fight with you. Skynet may come after you. Hey, they are all in a system somewhere. Unless you like the mattress at your lair. Then I suppose it could be tight against the floor. Can money be smushed at any shore? Damn, I have questions in mass. I guess I better waddle away my tight little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
Good morning Hank!
DeleteGood morning True
DeleteYou've had your share of success too!
Hank
She shared a little late
DeleteBut a good morning mate
I think I'm fairly relaxed. Not tight with money either. If I see something I want, I buy it.
ReplyDeleteHopefully no huge houses by the ton
DeleteThat would sure make money run
Lol, I crack up every time I hear someone use the word 'tight' in place of 'cool.' What's next? Shiny?
ReplyDeleteI've even heard some say that is so chill
DeleteIn place of cool and other fill
I am not tight
ReplyDeleteif the price is right...
I don’t want to over spend
Aligning with the Stars I recommend
I want to live in peace until the end
Like a willow my spirit bends
tis just love, to the world I send..,
now, I have work to attend
have a good day my friend
Aligning the stars
DeleteShooting for mars
But not buying the ticket
Good way to lick it
I must admit, I'm tightly wound and if you let me go, I will spin a bit. :)
ReplyDeleteJust don't spin into a ditch
DeleteThat would sure be a umm hitch
I don't think we've ever had any tight money, ours is green!
ReplyDeleteGreen isn't even a color here
DeleteAll rainbow is near
My stitches are tight
ReplyDeleteLet thru no light
‘Til 1 day arthritis I fight
Arthritis shall come to us all
DeleteUgg to it we can only say at our hall
Money has always been tight here. My folks had it worse.
ReplyDeleteTight it always has hear
DeleteRunning away, I fear
No vet bills in sight? Come to my shore we can take care of that. Grin.
ReplyDeleteHave a day filled with fun verbiage.
haha give it time
DeleteWill drop another dime
I can get wound up even with good times. A teensy pessimism sneaks in and I have the save for the rainy torrential day. Ray's yin to my yang keeps us in balance
ReplyDeleteGood to have a balancing act
DeleteCan keep all intact
When my daughter was a teenager she came home with a new slang phrase, "That's tight." Meaning that's great or that's awesome. smh
ReplyDeleteSure heard it a time or two
DeleteShook my head as well at my zoo
My daughter is learning to be a tightwad. She has to pay $100 to access her math homework at college, something she's quite pissed about. So, now she's busting her butt to do the full semester of homework in her free 2 week trial so she doesn't have to pay the fee lol
ReplyDeleteI don't blame her for wanting to do that
DeleteSounds like another cash grab at a college mat
I don't think I'm uptight
ReplyDeletethat would cause much fright.
I am tight with money
but my hubby spent which is not funny.
See, our pipes burst in our bathroom
this made my husband fume.
At least we still have another bathroom
so all is not doom and gloom.
because I like to look at his tight ass
yup, my mind went there, I know-no class:)
haha screw the class
DeleteFine by our rhyming ass
Ugg to the bathroom woes
At least you can cool your toes
orlin N cassie; sure we due knot werk but still N all de food servizz gurlz sew tite with cash with everee eggz cuze under de sun....all we want iz R fare share....N her askz ....what R we gonna spend it on.....sit down we say; we gotta loooooooooooong list !! ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeletehaha she better read that list
DeleteAnd make sure that one isn't missed
There certainly are a lot of words which we use in ways that don't really make sense if you stop to analyze said usage, aren't there?
ReplyDeleteYep, there are sure a ton
DeleteAnd the cat can and has give many a run
Just used two there
Nothing weighed anything and no one ran at my lair
My money is tight especially at tax time.
ReplyDeleteThen my money is theirs' and no longer mine.
Gotta, not really, love the IRS
DeleteThey take more, not less
Put a babe in swaddled clothes
ReplyDeleteThey are tight, oh heaven knows
But it's calming to their fears
There's no need for any tears
Works many a time
DeleteThey stop crying on a dime
Funny
ReplyDeleteI don't need money
I live on fresh air
Without a care
I shall live in the woods
Without any goods
Gary, Gary, nary contrary...
haha good luck with that
DeleteThe mountain man thing will be skipped by the cat
Better tight than loose, I say.
ReplyDeleteHave self respect. Don't give it away.
Oh wait, you're talking about money?
Oops.
haha both can work
DeleteCan't give either up to a jerk
cheapskates
ReplyDeleteThey are on sale?
DeleteSkaters won't wail
If I have enough cash I'll buy what I want,
ReplyDeleteBut won't go into debt or miss food etc/
Yvonne.
A good way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Time to get tight at my site
ReplyDeleteHardly a choice play it right
Question of money
Growing on trees
Lots of savings play it tight
Hank
Questions sure abound
DeleteWhen that of money is found
Hey, Pat, where you're at! I hope all is well with you! Yes, I'm tightly wound and high strung. I'd much rather be a laid back and go-with-the-flow person. Not happening in this lifetime! We've saved and been careful with our money over our lives, but we've never been tightwads, thank goodness. My grandmother always warned me to beware of misers, and I heeded her advice.
ReplyDeleteGood advice to heed indeed
DeleteNot a tightwad at our feed
But have to know what should take form
Then being broke forever isn't the norm