Pat tried to get off cheap this year. He gave a moving present to my rhyming rear. I guess since I am nine he doesn't want me to get fat. Pfffft if there is a chance of that.
Did you see my gift? Does it make your spirits lift? Hint, it is right on top. Pat really tried to get off cheap but it was a flop. I'm sure I'll get something better out of him or he'll lose a limb. That squirrel is still going strong. A year later he plays along. The dogs like to chase him in mass. He doesn't fight back like my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
There we were,
Resting our fur.
Yep, Cassie's there too.
Hey, I'll show you.
See? There she is.
Doing the napping biz.
She won't wake.
I'll give her a shake.
What did I get today?
Tell me, okay?
I won't tell Pat.
Don't look grumpy at the cat.
Is it in there with you?
Nah, that can't be true.
It has to be big.
Maybe a new cat tower rig.
What is this?
A gate doesn't cause bliss.
Are you trying to keep me in?
That will never work at any bin.
Cassie says she sees it.
She sees every bit.
She wants to show me.
I think she wants it for she.
Whoops, she has an itch.
Those can be a bitch.
But can't you do that later?
My present may fall into a crater.
Oh, so it's out there.
Must be big if your aware.
Will it come through the window.
Better not be a crow.
What? It's up there?
That small little thing is my present affair?
Do you expect me to go catch and eat it?
Pffft I'm too old for that shit.
I'll go back to napping.
Pat better start clapping.
He better get me a gift.
Or I'll get him some swift.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Was the gift a laser pointer?
ReplyDeleteDamn squirrels...
We have a few of those
DeleteDamn squirrel sure strikes a pose
Orlin likes his birthday toys
ReplyDeleteA special cat for special joys
Nine years old, life's just begun
Cat's live long years by the ton
Hopefully so
DeleteAs away we go
My grandmother's is going on 19
Although his days are looking numbered at her scene
Happy Catbday
ReplyDeleteThanks indeed
DeleteEven if he doesn't know the difference at our feed
I never trust squirrels around gifts!
ReplyDeletethey could steal
DeleteQuite the ordeal
Our cats actually have a toy box. No kidding. An actual cardboard box filled with their toys. They're good about picking them out, but they NEVER put them away.
ReplyDeleteTheir favorite toys, thought are cardboard boxes, bags and wadded up balls of paper. Just like kids. Buy 'em an expensive toy, and they play with the box.
haha a toy box is the way to be
DeleteYep, seems to always be the way with what they want to play with from sea to sea
love this gift!! and pictures are fun!!
ReplyDeleteCats love toys!! (and dogs too)
That they do
DeleteEach love to destroy them too
oh yes is true. But one of my dogs never destroy them! (I Love Cassie)
DeleteGuess they like each one
DeleteWith them around they run
I'm thinking you will get a gift - hair ball
ReplyDeleteRight on the floor
DeleteMaybe at the door
The cat tower is the gift right? It seems she loves it and made her home especially when she didn’t want to eat the treat. When cats get picky, you now have the cat..not 9wn but have.
ReplyDeletecat towers are always a win
DeleteUsed quite a bit at our bin
Happy Birthday Orlin!
ReplyDeleteThanks indeed
DeleteHope a fine one was had at your feed
Animals sure like their toys.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAt every zoo
The gift, I can't guess
ReplyDeleteso I don't pass the test
Bet you leave gifts for Pat
that don't smell the best.
Just left one
DeleteThree turds were just done
I love watching my kitties play. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Fun to watch indeed
DeleteAs they run about each feed
Love those pix.
ReplyDeleteNine already?
Where does time go???
Sure flies by
DeleteAs our age gets high
Presents are amazing. I'm sure they'll enjoy the toys no matter.
ReplyDeleteThat they will
DeleteAs they have their fill
A Present That's Quick Doesn't Click!
ReplyDeleteJust as well so not to have it fixed
Have a happy birthday Orlin
Long life not yet a has-been
Keeping company with fairly good mix
Hank
Not yet up there
DeleteAs he still tears through our lair
We'll you better do better next year for the double digit birthday. You might get a few claws to the face if you don't come home with a big cake and bigger box of catnip.
ReplyDeletehaha we shall see
DeleteWhat the double digit comes to be
So I'm guessing that Orlin is now ten
ReplyDeletesince you're far ahead at your den!
A live squirrel is nifty!
It sure is thrifty!
Nope, he's nine.
DeleteBut ten's post has been done for the feline