The cat rolls his eyes a lot. I'm sure you knew about such a plot. We heard one whining the other day. They sure liked to have their say. Of course whiners always do. That is why they are whiners through and through.
Here we go.
Time for the game.
They'll eat crow.
It won't be lame.
My team is best.
Even if not mine.
But we've done that test,
Just trust the feline.
And they're off.
Away they go.
Time to scoff.
They are our foe.
They are so bad.
Even with the same skill.
They make me mad,
Bury them in a landfill.
No different than our team,
Just colors of shirts.
But that's all a dream,
Cheering for them hurts.
But that all should know.
Each and every one.
One more is a foe,
For they screw up a ton.
Such a bad call.
Kill the ref.
He should work in the mall.
Get chopped up for a chef.
Are they blind?
Are they dumb?
He's lost his mind.
Fire that bum.
That was a great call.
That was the best.
The other team should fall.
After all, they are the guest.
Boooo! Such a bad call.
Are you that stupid?
Go be a Santa in the mall.
You aren't good enough to be Cupid.
Ever notice that? How only calls against "your" or "their" teams fall flat? If it is against the other guy than it is okay. Pffft humans are pathetic we say. The ref can't see it all and will make the final call. All the yelling crap hurts the cat's head. That is probably why we'd probably stay at home in bed. Let's yell at a guy doing his job and give him sass. Yeah, that is sooooo productive says my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Here we go.
Time for the game.
They'll eat crow.
It won't be lame.
My team is best.
Even if not mine.
But we've done that test,
Just trust the feline.
And they're off.
Away they go.
Time to scoff.
They are our foe.
They are so bad.
Even with the same skill.
They make me mad,
Bury them in a landfill.
No different than our team,
Just colors of shirts.
But that's all a dream,
Cheering for them hurts.
But that all should know.
Each and every one.
One more is a foe,
For they screw up a ton.
Such a bad call.
Kill the ref.
He should work in the mall.
Get chopped up for a chef.
Are they blind?
Are they dumb?
He's lost his mind.
Fire that bum.
That was a great call.
That was the best.
The other team should fall.
After all, they are the guest.
Boooo! Such a bad call.
Are you that stupid?
Go be a Santa in the mall.
You aren't good enough to be Cupid.
Ever notice that? How only calls against "your" or "their" teams fall flat? If it is against the other guy than it is okay. Pffft humans are pathetic we say. The ref can't see it all and will make the final call. All the yelling crap hurts the cat's head. That is probably why we'd probably stay at home in bed. Let's yell at a guy doing his job and give him sass. Yeah, that is sooooo productive says my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Unduly crowded these days
DeleteLucky one can get the space
To be # 1
It is fun
But one is caught in a race
Hank
A race against time
DeleteTo be #1 prime
When my youngest son played pro. soccer I was always shouting to the ref.
ReplyDeleteGreat read Pat.
Happy Sunday,
Yvonne.
The ref gets flack
DeleteFor each in the pack
Can do no wrong if it's to your liking
ReplyDeleteBad-mouth your heroes and take a hiking
That many do
DeleteEver so true
I'm objective enough I see the bad calls against the opposing team. I just don't mind them.
ReplyDeletehaha let them go
DeleteSo a win is in tow
Be A Chef For The Ref!
ReplyDeleteGet him cooked for a test
For being unfair
Without due care
Or be told to take a rest
Hank
A rest may come
DeleteAs they yell at many a chum
I am sure there will see some bad calls today, it’s Super Bowl Sunday! I’d like to see the Eagles win , but there won’ t be any whining if they lose.
ReplyDeleteA perfect timing for me
DeleteWith my ref rhyme spree
Purrfect timing
Deleteby the cat...
A purr or meow
DeleteWorked somehow
I don't watch many sports- just tennis. So- I miss out on all the drama with the calls. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Drama there sure can be
DeleteAs they let the bad ones fly free
It's just so boring to me.
ReplyDeleteUnless I'm playing
DeleteYeah, a boring displaying
Eagles fans have nothing to lose except their pride again. Hope there are not tons of penalties. That gets so boring. I'm ready for Justin Timberlake, Pink, and then This is Us after the game!
ReplyDeleteSounds like more than the game
DeleteSure has your name
The yelling sends our cats running!
ReplyDeletehaha who needs that
DeleteAs away they scat
Any game my son's team loses...it's definitely the ref's fault. ;) :) Kidding. :)
ReplyDeletelol yep, all the ref's doing
DeleteGo and start the booing
Every year for longer than I can remember, my friend and I get together and watch the Super Bowl's commercials (which haven't been so great for the last couple of years). I suppose I want the Patriots to win, because they're my "local" team, but when you come right down to it, I don't really care. Whenever I do watch sports, which is rare, I'm not likely to blame referees for calls I don't like.
ReplyDeleteNot caring sure is a fine way
DeleteThen can just enjoy the, these days, mediocre commercial display
they'll be a lot of pointed fingers tonight regardless
ReplyDeleteThat they will
DeleteSure won't thrill
We notice the bad calls the refs make, but when it’s inour favor, it’s okay ;)
ReplyDeletehaha just look away
DeleteAnd allow the play
A few years back, the Canadian Olympic hockey team was getting penalties galore while the U.S. team got hardly any at all. The Canadians won Gold and the U.S. channel instantly turned to something else. Sore losers even though they still got silver.
ReplyDeletehaha they have to win
DeleteOtherwise they just throw it in
I don't watch any of these lol
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteFrom them flee
I heard a few "Kill the refs" on Sunday! It's always fun to watch rabid fans watching the Super Bowl, especially when the game is close.
ReplyDeleteYep, they go at it
DeleteAnd lose their umm shit