Today we are going to give you an all new rhyme. It will even impress a scary mime. It will be so all new. It may even blind your view. I warned you too. So you can't sue. Or you can try. But can't get anything from a cat or broke guy. Unless you want litter. Okay, let's go before you get bitter.
This is all new.
It is all true.
It is our best yet.
Nothing but net.
All new prize.
We tell no lies.
All new it is.
Love the all new biz.
All new this.
It's all new, Miss.
All new that.
Nothing like that old scat.
Looks the same?
Bah, old was lame.
This is all new.
Believe it to be true.
We didn't adjust.
In us you can trust.
We didn't cut back.
Don't believe such flack.
This is all new.
Believe it to be true.
Believe and it will be.
It's all new, you see?
I protest too much?
Bah, don't think and such.
Just let it sink in.
Then it is a win.
For it is all new.
Not brand for you.
But all new.
Brand hasn't a clue.
False it is not.
Believe in our plot.
We cut out this and that,
But we keep that under our hat.
Just focus on all new.
That is where you see what's true.
Focus and you will believe it.
Even if we are full of shit.
Don't you love the all new? Especially when it is not true. That you could try and sue. May shut the idiots up with the all new. I saw it on one of those charity prize draw things the other day. They took three of the big prizes, restructured to make it "all new" and then took one away. So you pay the same price for a ticket and lose one more chance at a prize. But nope, they weren't telling lies. Suffice to say I screwed with them a bit and the more they spoke, the more you knew they were full of shit. Oh yeah, this rhyme was an "All New" pass. I keep it all new with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
This is all new.
It is all true.
It is our best yet.
Nothing but net.
All new prize.
We tell no lies.
All new it is.
Love the all new biz.
All new this.
It's all new, Miss.
All new that.
Nothing like that old scat.
Looks the same?
Bah, old was lame.
This is all new.
Believe it to be true.
We didn't adjust.
In us you can trust.
We didn't cut back.
Don't believe such flack.
This is all new.
Believe it to be true.
Believe and it will be.
It's all new, you see?
I protest too much?
Bah, don't think and such.
Just let it sink in.
Then it is a win.
For it is all new.
Not brand for you.
But all new.
Brand hasn't a clue.
False it is not.
Believe in our plot.
We cut out this and that,
But we keep that under our hat.
Just focus on all new.
That is where you see what's true.
Focus and you will believe it.
Even if we are full of shit.
Don't you love the all new? Especially when it is not true. That you could try and sue. May shut the idiots up with the all new. I saw it on one of those charity prize draw things the other day. They took three of the big prizes, restructured to make it "all new" and then took one away. So you pay the same price for a ticket and lose one more chance at a prize. But nope, they weren't telling lies. Suffice to say I screwed with them a bit and the more they spoke, the more you knew they were full of shit. Oh yeah, this rhyme was an "All New" pass. I keep it all new with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 4 in a row
DeleteIn with a flow!
Hank
Up you go
DeleteWith 1 in tow
Will Hank make it to five?
DeleteFind out next time on Blogger Ball Z
Hank is number one that is not new
Deletealways happy when he comes into view
but, who knows what this week will bring
Who knows what shall show
DeleteHopefully not like Dragonball Z and super slow
On top
DeleteNot a flop
Or a rhino
DeleteWith a wino
Screw You...We Mean All New!
ReplyDeleteTo focus on what things to do
Accept with grace
And give it face
To love everything that are new
Hank
One can try
DeleteAs all new tries to fly
I love how all new usually means a change in packaging and less product.
ReplyDeleteYep, all it is
DeleteGreedy little biz
haha - and it also means it will cost you more
DeleteThat it will
DeleteAdds to the bill
New and improved is even worse. Remember New Coke? How quickly they changed back.
ReplyDeleteAnd with new and improved, as we have said
DeleteCan't be both, so they are touched in the head
What is new, Oh I see
ReplyDeleteYou changed the product, whoopi-dee
It will make one live forever
But not if a head they sever
Chop off the head
DeleteMay wind up dead
Or with a new face
Some could embrace
Oh that bit about the prize is just wrong. Some people just want to screw you and not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteThat they surely do
DeleteNot a drop of fun comes due
The prize draw thing sounds so wrong!
ReplyDeleteThey got away with it
DeleteBut must have pissed people off as the next one they reversed that bit
New you, brand new me
ReplyDeletehigher prices
time to flee
Suck the dough away
DeletePay and pay and pay
Ah, I am trying to find what is new
ReplyDeleteand compare it to what is true.
Hard to trust but trust we must
and hope that integrity has not bit the dust!
Bit the dust it might
DeleteHidden in the night
So why is new the better thing to get. It has to be super new for us to get interested. Pat, you have a fantastic week.
ReplyDeleteSuper new would be the way
DeleteFrom the rest one can stray
Sounds like a scam with the prize draw. Like mom always said, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably isn't.
ReplyDeleteThey sure went with the scam
DeleteCan suck on my toe jam
A really overused advertising tool. Does anyone believe it anymore?
ReplyDeleteMust if they still use the crap
DeleteAll over the map
Loved the read Pat. "Starting AAnew" is very challenging.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
That it can be
DeleteAt one's sea
All new to them is what I think
ReplyDeleteBut they want to sell you the kitchen sink.
Don’t fall for that crap
Or you will end up one big sap.
That you will
DeleteWith crap for a landfill
The new thing is rarely better.
ReplyDeleteChase it too much, you'll be a debtor!
That you will be
DeleteSinking in the sea