The cat is better than you. I'm sure that you knew. The cat has an ego after all. But cats do rule at every hall. I mean you scoop our shit. That is ego inducing, every bit.
Better than you.
Better comes due.
Better than me.
Better flies free.
Equal pfffts away.
Equality, you say?
Yeah, one for all.
But better won't stall.
Better's still there.
Better beware.
Or better not.
Better has a plot.
Billions of better.
Be one long ass letter.
Or one long ass rhyme.
Tell it to a mime.
Better that you.
Sit and stew.
Better than me.
The way it must be.
I'm better at that.
Whether human or cat.
You're better at this.
I easily miss.
Better than me.
Like going up a tree.
Better than you.
Standing in view.
All have a skill.
All can't fit the bill.
Some just can't.
Whether human or ant.
Some have same skills.
Some go for thrills.
Some prove better off.
Some sure do scoff.
But better still wins.
Better still takes spins.
Better will always prevail.
Better comes without fail.
Did you know I was better than you? Did you know you were better than me at your zoo? Always something someone is better at than another. Whether a far away stranger or brother. Pretending all are equal, as far as skills go, is dumb. All have skills that make others ho and hum. So be better and let others be better too. A better everywhere easily comes due. Now I shall stop my better pass and better get going with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Better than you.
Better comes due.
Better than me.
Better flies free.
Equal pfffts away.
Equality, you say?
Yeah, one for all.
But better won't stall.
Better's still there.
Better beware.
Or better not.
Better has a plot.
Billions of better.
Be one long ass letter.
Or one long ass rhyme.
Tell it to a mime.
Better that you.
Sit and stew.
Better than me.
The way it must be.
I'm better at that.
Whether human or cat.
You're better at this.
I easily miss.
Better than me.
Like going up a tree.
Better than you.
Standing in view.
All have a skill.
All can't fit the bill.
Some just can't.
Whether human or ant.
Some have same skills.
Some go for thrills.
Some prove better off.
Some sure do scoff.
But better still wins.
Better still takes spins.
Better will always prevail.
Better comes without fail.
Did you know I was better than you? Did you know you were better than me at your zoo? Always something someone is better at than another. Whether a far away stranger or brother. Pretending all are equal, as far as skills go, is dumb. All have skills that make others ho and hum. So be better and let others be better too. A better everywhere easily comes due. Now I shall stop my better pass and better get going with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteJust a so-so!
Hank
Hank is better than me
DeleteIn the place to be
Has to be 7.00
DeleteTo stay even!
Nice to see you, Blue
With your Blue Suede shoe
Hank
In for the win
DeleteBetter than Blue's slow spin
Hank is better at being #1
DeleteGood morning Hank
Good morning Blue
Good Morning Pat
Hank is better than us at being #1
DeleteThat he is indeed
DeleteThere at his feed
Blue was sleepy
DeleteNot neighborly creepy
A tad to slow
Way to go
I know
At my Slow Blue Show
Asleep on the couch
DeleteAt least not a grouch
Like the song says "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better"
ReplyDeletelol.... Great verse and a joy to read.
Yvonne.
That one can do
DeleteAt somewhere in view
To The Letter All Are Better!
ReplyDeleteEveryone feels all that matter
With One-upmanship
Truly one can skip
No opposition in every encounter
Hank
Some will sure come due
DeleteBut not all through and through
Hank is better at being number one
ReplyDeleteI woke up late, now I need to run
Run or walk?
DeleteDon't go and stalk
Why don't you fly?
DeleteJust say goodbye
And be on your way
To that Bora bay!
Good luck
DeleteCosts a mighty fine buck
Equal opportunity but someone will always be better.
ReplyDeleteThat they will
DeleteNo matter the opportunity that needs to fill
Like some Mary Sue
DeleteNot Scooby Doo
Or Scrappy Doo
DeleteOr a normal dog that eats poo
Cats are not only better, they make almost everything better too!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAs they dart around each zoo
you are a better rhyme and blog poster. I'll concede that point. Happy Friday all around
ReplyDelete2 for one
DeleteA winning run
One thinks they're good in all they do
ReplyDeleteBut someone's always better than you
I'd like to meet the one on top
Who's very best of all the crop
Then they'd fall
DeleteHave to just say damn it all
You better, you better, you bet!
ReplyDeleteIs the bet safe to place?
DeleteBetter to embrace?
My baby just wrote me a letter...
ReplyDeleteA baby popped from you?
DeleteIt can already write too?
Lol
DeleteDidn't deny
DeleteOh my
Haha I was referring to the song...you silly cat
Deletehaha how's the cat to know
DeleteThere at your show
Considering the month that passed, I am a wee bit better.
ReplyDeleteA better month at hand
DeleteSure is fine in your land
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ReplyDeletelol Pat may give her a run for her money
DeleteBut then he doesn't eat much so all is sunny
I am better at some things, but not better at others. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
That we all are
DeleteSome can't back up a car
Hubby's favorite saying is, There's always someone bigger, badder or better out there than you are." lol
ReplyDeletelol and it is true
DeleteAt any zoo
I knew you were better than me,
ReplyDeleteyou post every day, I see.
I can't keep up,
I'm way behind,
So falling numbers
is what I find. :)
Get far far ahead
DeleteThen for months no post has to be put to bed
Cat, you certainly are a star
ReplyDeleteYour rhyming has gone so far
But I'm better than you
At snowflakes at my zoo
But I bet faster you could rip
If one to you I did ship
haha you sure beat me
DeleteNo contest at our sea
The cat would eat
Think it a treat
Sure, some people are more talented in some areas than others, and some look better than others, or have more money, or whatever. Still, rather than think of one as being "better" than the other, I prefer to think of them as being "different."
ReplyDeleteDifferent is a fine way too
DeleteStrange works for some in view
You're definitely better than me. When it comes to most things, I am at the bottom of the barrel, so if you wanna look good, just pit yourself against me :)
ReplyDeleteYou got me beat at recipes and cooking
DeleteWith mine I'd never get a second looking
NUMBER ONE!
ReplyDeleteNot quite
DeleteAt my site
Bit too soon
DeleteFooled by the moon
Or really really late
DeleteFrom the last date
“Better....betta get a bucket.” Sorry, I couldn’t help it and I hope you know the movie reference. I just saw some kid who invented a device to get rid of the lead I. The water in Flint Michigan. She is way better than me when it comes to brains. I can say, I am better since this was the first week without anything bad happening. We put the bathroom on hold but when it gets done, it will be better. We picked up our new car and it is much better than the one I cracked up and as for me, in t8:e, I will be better.
ReplyDeleteMonty Python indeed
DeleteCan take seed
Sounds like that kid is wise
In time there will be clear skies
Good, better, best.
ReplyDeleteWhen you reach the top, you can rest.
LOL, I jest.
Betters snapping at your heels, leave you stressed.
That they be
DeleteAlways at thee
Or one not known
At the tone