Up To One Or A Ton?

You see it here and there. At many a lair. The numbers game is had. Some love it at their pad. That we've done. But what about the one?

No Matrix remake.
Drown that in a lake.
Will probably be a 4.
But skip that tour.

Instead, look at me.
1000s come to be.
Flock to you like shit.
Making everything a hit.

Everything that's said.
Even if brain dead.
All latch onto every word.
Following like a herd.

That makes you grand.
Let's give you a hand.
A thousand hands or so.
Look at them grow.

None you know.
Can create a foe.
But still know none.
Let's give another 1000 a run.

Look at him.
He's so grim.
Only a little bit.
Can't have that shit.

All they know.
None eat crow.
Not creating a foe.
Not reaching a new low.

But look at me.
I'm higher than thee.
That makes me best.
Beats all the rest.

Oh, they have more.
Follow my encore.
Add me to the pile.
I'll love you all the while.

You have friends?
Know their trends?
What's important in that?
I have thousands following my scat.

What's more important to you? The numbers game coming due? Knowing many that you follow or staying all nice and hollow? Sometimes you need the numbers to get that ten second look. On it many could write a book. I'd rather have fun with those I know and then the numbers shall grow. I'll ignore the ones who shout I've got thousands in mass. Pffft as they try and puff themselves up to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.


  1. It's the friends not the followers that matter.

  2. There can be fun in numbers if the numbers are fun!

    1. That there can be
      Avoid the IRS though at ones sea

  3. Alex is correct. Quality over quantity wins in my book

  4. Follower numbers I could care less
    Page hits are fun but with no signal just stress
    Bicycle miles, on the other hand
    Are the best number to track in the land

    1. They sure let you know
      That you can go more to and fro

  5. I agree. That's why the "followers" list on my sidebar is entitled "People Signed Up to Follow This Blog... NOT to Be Confused with the People Who Actually READ it!!!"

    1. haha a wise statement to put
      Saw it many a time at your hut

      That one was for you
      As you first told me of them at your zoo

  6. Do you have YouTube channel? I wanna HEAR these! <3 - www.domesticgeekgirl.com

    1. Not with any of these
      The screen would probably freeze lol

  7. Number of friends to interact online is more important than the number of followers for sure :-)

    1. Yep, friends trump that
      But then slaves are just needed for a cat

  8. Stamp a number on your hand
    Tells one where they reall stand
    Judge the distance from the top
    It's the climate of bippidy bop

    1. But when you start to tumble
      The top sure may crumble

  9. I'm with you on having fun with the ones I know. Well done.

  10. I'm of mixed feelings.
    Numbers can be appealing
    When we think about looks
    Or selling stuff like books.

    But when I get fixated
    My mind gets pixelated
    As I start to worry
    And my brain is all blurry.

    Followers or friends,
    Or me setting trends,
    For now I'm just floating
    With no reason for gloating.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

    1. They can help sell
      Make one stop for a what the hell
      But other than that
      They really don't mean scat

  11. Buy some likes
    buy new friends
    The numbers game
    Never ends!

  12. orlin N cassie' we wood rather haz 7 troo friendz than 70000000000000 aquaintenzez.....ya noe ~~~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. Followers are nice to have.
    They come and go.
    But friends are loyal and true.
    When you need them they're there for you.

  14. I don't give a cat's ass..or dog's:) how many follow just as long as the ones I care still do and appreciate my humble little blog. As for facebook...same thing..I don't care

  15. Up To One Or A Ton?
    Big numbers was fun
    But quality
    Was reality
    Gave good guidance


    1. Reality sets in
      And one steps back at their bin

  16. It was never about numbers for me
    it was about the connection with people
    meaning friends who have enriched my life...

  17. I did a similar post
    To the one by this host
    Followers totals me nothing to me
    It's about the interaction that's plain to see.

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary...

    1. Interaction wins the day
      As many a "great post" follower fades away

  18. If they aren't interacting, who cares if they are following? Quality is better than quantity.

  19. I'm definitely into quality over quantity, Pat!

    1. Best way to be at your sea
      Then no 50 "great posts come to be"


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