Did you know that after you read a single word it is mandatory to have your voice heard? Yeah, you just haaaave to leave a comment. If not, hate will sure be sent. Mandatory stuff. You can't get enough.
When you work,
Pays a perk.
You do what they say,
Or be on your way.
Within reason that is.
Try to avoid the illegal biz.
But when you gotta eat,
Ethics aren't a treat.
Hey, just saying.
But they're paying.
So follow the rules.
No anti-mandatory fools.
But on your own.
A mandatory tone?
Some say it's true.
Is that anything new?
Mandatory to check email.
Check it without fail.
10 times a day that is.
There may be a pop quiz.
Mandatory to mow the lawn.
On the same day at dawn.
Rain, snow, sleet or hail.
Damn, they stole that from the mail.
Mandatory to not be rude.
Go ahead and eat that food.
Even if allergic or you hate it.
Eat it and pretend you give a shit.
Mandatory to get married.
Alone you can't be buried.
So go out and mingle.
Have to get rid of that single.
Mandatory to feed the cat.
Yeah, can't let that fall flat.
For if you make a cat suffer woes,
They'll go and eat your toes.
Mandatory has come and gone.
Finding itself to be a con.
If in the end it seems to stick,
Kick the mandatory umm dick.
Are you all about the mandatory rules? Damn, some are sure made up by fools. Are you a mandatory email checker? Ready to eat that allergy causing sandwich double decker? Say that three times fast. It is mandatory to join the cast. Or umm maybe not. Don't you love the mandatory plot? Now I'll go pass some gas. It's a mandatory function of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
When you work,
Pays a perk.
You do what they say,
Or be on your way.
Within reason that is.
Try to avoid the illegal biz.
But when you gotta eat,
Ethics aren't a treat.
Hey, just saying.
But they're paying.
So follow the rules.
No anti-mandatory fools.
But on your own.
A mandatory tone?
Some say it's true.
Is that anything new?
Mandatory to check email.
Check it without fail.
10 times a day that is.
There may be a pop quiz.
Mandatory to mow the lawn.
On the same day at dawn.
Rain, snow, sleet or hail.
Damn, they stole that from the mail.
Mandatory to not be rude.
Go ahead and eat that food.
Even if allergic or you hate it.
Eat it and pretend you give a shit.
Mandatory to get married.
Alone you can't be buried.
So go out and mingle.
Have to get rid of that single.
Mandatory to feed the cat.
Yeah, can't let that fall flat.
For if you make a cat suffer woes,
They'll go and eat your toes.
Mandatory has come and gone.
Finding itself to be a con.
If in the end it seems to stick,
Kick the mandatory umm dick.
Are you all about the mandatory rules? Damn, some are sure made up by fools. Are you a mandatory email checker? Ready to eat that allergy causing sandwich double decker? Say that three times fast. It is mandatory to join the cast. Or umm maybe not. Don't you love the mandatory plot? Now I'll go pass some gas. It's a mandatory function of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeletesome restrains
Deletebut #1 again
Hank
Back on top
DeleteOf the crop
Suza
ReplyDeleteSeconds late
DeleteIs your fate
so close
DeleteYet so far
DeleteHar har
Nothing is really mandatory
ReplyDeleteIn my life as it is now
Health crap screws it up
Trying not to have a cow
Health crap sure does suck
DeleteCan make you wade through the muck
A Mandatory You Comes Due!
ReplyDeleteNot to take up or to view
Take a choice
Then rejoice
Mandatory is no more true
Hank
Chuck it in the sea
DeleteSure the way to be
Mandatory drives me wild
ReplyDeleteAlways did from when a child
I now look mandates in the face
I turn my back, it gives me space
Moon them too?
DeleteWouldn't put it past you lol
Just found this. Hahaha..You really meke me laugh
Deletehaha that is good
DeleteAnd you didn't deny it in your hood
The only mandatory thing I do is work
ReplyDeletethank goodness my boss isn't a jerk
maybe one day I won't have to anymore
than I can write and go to beach and not be poor!
Elsie
haha good luck with that
DeleteRemember to share with the cat
Don't feed the cat and there will be hell to pay.
ReplyDeleteI did get married but skipped the mandatory rule about having kids.
Yep, the cat will have my toes eaten up
DeleteSure save money and time skipping the kids hiccup
Mandatory I get paid
ReplyDeleteSo house payment gets made
Can sleep in the snow
DeleteBe a bad way to go
Mandatory we get respect? Or does that have to be earned? lol Nice.
ReplyDeleteEarned could be the way
DeleteAt the end of the day
I think brushing teeth should be mandatory. It is in my world.
ReplyDeleteRotten teeth are nasty as can be
DeleteSo we agree
We really don't have an appreciation for mandatory rules here!
ReplyDeleteNone to be had
DeleteJust run about your pad
I've never cared for the rules--
ReplyDeleteGuess that's why I didn't like school.
But I am a duty bound sort--
Not much of one to upset the cart.
I'm mostly a mandatory guy.
I don't want to look bad in your eye.
I avoid stirring the pot,
But I don't mind smoking it.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
haha so because you got high
DeleteYou became an easy going guy
Doing the mandatory stuff
After each puff
I don't mind mandatory rules as much as the whole "Opt-out" culture. "We're just going to assume that you don't mind our doing this horrible thing we're going to do to you on a regular basis, unless you go out of your way to let us know that you don't want us to do it!!!" Thanks a lot, you idiots!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the opt out crap is stupid as can be
DeleteAnd they don't make it easy for you to opt out at your sea
I often dispute mandatory shit
ReplyDeleteThe people in charge don't like that one bit.
I often then don't do what they claim is mandatory
and i don't feel, one bit, sorry.
haha neither do we
DeleteSorry can just flee
You can mandate I eat that steak but this vegan will say no way.
ReplyDeleteNo way can stay
DeleteAnd be on your way at your bay
It's definitely mandatory to feed the cats at my house:)
ReplyDeleteThey'd have a fit
DeleteIf you missed that bit
It's mandatory to feed my dog or he sits and whines and lets me know it's time. It's almost like he can tell time.
ReplyDeleteThe stomach knows
DeleteThen he's at your toes
orlin N cassie...we haz lotz oh roolz thatz man da torree; de FSG doez knot all wayz follow em but they iz ther non de lezz....☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteNeed to teach her better
Deletemaybe write her a letter
When you're your own boss
ReplyDeleteThere's really no loss
It's required to sleep in
and that's when the fun begins.
Ah, but is it all sleeping?
DeleteCould things be going umm deeping?
Not all fun when its all mandatory! No sandwish double decker for me please.
ReplyDeleteYep, sure can suck
DeletePass the buck
Every time I wash my van,
ReplyDeleteIt's mandatory the rain comes down.
And does it anyway
DeleteSo skip the washing we say
That's why I cringe when we get invited to dinners. I always feel like it's mandatory to eat when the host has cooked, even if I hate it.
ReplyDeletehaha I got over that long ago
DeleteNow I don't eat or don't go
Health and weather (both not good)
ReplyDeleteIs in my life right now.
But never mind these issues,
Spring is around the corner....WOW.
Yvonne.
Hopefully both get on the up and up
DeleteAnd no more a hiccup
I don't do well with mandatory, especially after a lifetime of having to do things for work that were mandatory. Although I think I will make it mandatory for Terry to take me out for a mai tai after I leave the Apple Store.
ReplyDeletehaha but will he agree?
DeleteCould go Pffffft to thee