Here With Four Something New Is On Tour!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.

A clock in sight.
Yeah, it's just all right.
But that isn't it.
Nope, screw that shit.

You are bidding on the number nine.
Now isn't that fine?
You can own nine at your sea.
Let the bids fly free.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

With a $2222.22 bid,
Why all the 2's, kid?
Truedessa wins the number nine.
Let's hope another number can now align.

And now auction four has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.


  1. I heard you knocking on the door,
    So here I am reading number four.


  2. $2222.22 gets me a clock
    Does it chime tick tock?
    Number nine
    is that time divine?

    1. Nine is all you get today
      For the rest you'll have to pay

  3. Glad she won the clock. That's the invention of the devil, I say!

    1. The devil created time
      Now that's quite the chime

  4. Her own number nine?
    True's a lucky winner
    Who gets the clock?
    They'll be on time for dinner


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