Number Eleven Has Come Due And It's Shiny Too!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.

An elastic band.
Can play in your hand.
Can stretch and whack.
Just watch out who you attack.

Elastics you can also chew.
Pat yells when that comes due.
Hey, rubber tastes sweet.
It is rather like wheat.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

At $199.06 of a bid,
She may cook it with squid,
Gloria gets the win.
Hmm, maybe she wants to do a foe in.

And now auction eleven has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.


  1. Just read number eleven,
    I'm off now to go out,
    Will be back later to be sure,
    That's without a doubt.

  2. Oh, it's your birthday? Happy birthday, Pat. I hope the cat doesn't get you cat barf.

    1. He'll leave me a turd or three
      Him and cassie at our sea

  3. Elastic bands are so handy to have. I'm sure Gloria will find many uses for her win.

  4. Elastic band
    Has its uses
    Gloria might like it
    With no excuses


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