Number Thirteen Is Great With A Weird Trait!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.

This one is swell.
You get to ring the bell.
Yep, you are bidding on a ring.
It sure is something.

It has a buzz.
Some germs just because.
But it has a buzz.
It comes with no fuzz.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$557.87 is the winner.
She can buzz after dinner.
Theresa wins the day.
I guess with buzzers she likes to play.

And now auction thirteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.


  1. Yipes! Aren't you the ambitious one? Twenty-four posts in a DAY? That's more than I post in a month... heck, in several months! More power to ya.

    Considering the first thing ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer, maybe somebody would actually bid on your stuff... :)

    1. haha sadly, they probably would
      We'll refrain from that at our hood
      24 in one day has been done
      So each year we let it be spun

  2. You're doing well Pat.
    Number twelve is swell.


  3. This one is just as good,
    Put me in a good mood.
    As see I ncommented twice for no. twelve.
    Being out in the cold was pure hell.


  4. ooh, I'll ring it and run. That is a lot of fun!

  5. A bell for ringing
    Maybe she'll start singing
    And answer the door
    With melodies galore


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