This One Is First Rate With Number Eight!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.

The hanger hoarder.
I blame the boarder.
Or would that be mooch?
Better go and ask Hooch.

For you only get one.
Pick the best and run.
These hangers are the best.
That have litter dust to add zest.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$3729.08 just showed up.
It's not even from a pup.
Hank has won the day.
That hanger is on its way.

And now auction eight has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.


  1. Replies
    1. Happy birthday Pat
      A few hrs late
      Hope can keep the pace
      Made 2 so far at eight


    2. 2 for eight
      Isn't bad on this date

    3. Good morning Hank
      You were not late
      some hangers you take

    4. Can have them all
      There at his hall

  2. Number eight is certainly first rate
    In all context.
    Am patiently awaiting,
    For what comes next.


  3. Plenty of hangers at your bay
    You could send a few my way

    1. I guess they collect them up
      A hanger hoarder hiccup

  4. What does one do with that many hangers? I don't think you could fit any clothes on them they are so packed together ;P

    1. Yep, sure stuffed in there
      They have many at the other lair

  5. Hangers galore
    What a score
    Packed so tight
    Got into a fight


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