This is a whole other kind of force. No need to go all Yoda on a golf course. Not sure why that popped in. We'll blame it on so and so for a win. What? We can't do that? Bah, you humans do it where you are at.
Ever reliable on the go.
This is something you need to know.
There is no reason not to tell.
This information is ever so swell.
It will swell your head.
You may want to stay in bed.
It will swell your face.
Are you ready to embrace?
The world will end today.
Yep, kaput at your bay.
Even here at little old mine.
That is so bad for the feline.
But how do I know?
Ever reliable on the go.
Reliable sources that is.
One is just a math whizz.
The other is a mathlete.
He really can compete.
Or it could be a she.
I'm not telling thee.
Another comes from far away.
They really know what to say.
They said it all times two.
They even had proof that I can't show you.
That tidbit is the best.
It stood them above the rest.
You can't beat my sources.
They even own their own horses.
Hmm did that give them away?
Nah, plenty of horses across the bay.
Or is there that many over there?
Bah, the world will end so what do I care.
Another source came to me.
He told me...or was it a she?
I can't tell you that.
But he told me the Earth is flat.
Can you believe that guy?
That source ran dry.
But these sources are true.
I swear that they have a clue.
Don't you love reliable sources at your sea? I'm sure they are so reliable that they charge a fee. Or maybe they are from outer space. Tinfoil hat people might embrace. I have a reliable source that says tomorrow will come. Don't you love the gullibility of the dumb? Hmm, did you fall for my reliable source pass? Hopefully not, or you may get made fun of by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ever reliable on the go.
This is something you need to know.
There is no reason not to tell.
This information is ever so swell.
It will swell your head.
You may want to stay in bed.
It will swell your face.
Are you ready to embrace?
The world will end today.
Yep, kaput at your bay.
Even here at little old mine.
That is so bad for the feline.
But how do I know?
Ever reliable on the go.
Reliable sources that is.
One is just a math whizz.
The other is a mathlete.
He really can compete.
Or it could be a she.
I'm not telling thee.
Another comes from far away.
They really know what to say.
They said it all times two.
They even had proof that I can't show you.
That tidbit is the best.
It stood them above the rest.
You can't beat my sources.
They even own their own horses.
Hmm did that give them away?
Nah, plenty of horses across the bay.
Or is there that many over there?
Bah, the world will end so what do I care.
Another source came to me.
He told me...or was it a she?
I can't tell you that.
But he told me the Earth is flat.
Can you believe that guy?
That source ran dry.
But these sources are true.
I swear that they have a clue.
Don't you love reliable sources at your sea? I'm sure they are so reliable that they charge a fee. Or maybe they are from outer space. Tinfoil hat people might embrace. I have a reliable source that says tomorrow will come. Don't you love the gullibility of the dumb? Hmm, did you fall for my reliable source pass? Hopefully not, or you may get made fun of by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteGoing about it slow
Hank
Staying on top
DeleteAs Suza tries to make you flop
Suza
ReplyDeleteSeconds once more
DeleteAt our shore
A reliable source
ReplyDeleteSeems media driven
Most of it suspect
And that's a given
A given indeed
DeleteRatings must take seed
Hello Susa
DeleteI've meant to say, "I see you're back"
Still "UP" and "at em" not in the sack
~~~~~~~
Welcome back
Who is she at?
DeleteHmm could go all wrong with that
Aw, thanks Belva. Very kind of you!
DeleteKind old lady
DeleteNot shady lol
Time To Force With The Source!
ReplyDeleteMoving around but may get lost
Is it reliable
For one so able
Just tell them who is the boss!
Hank
Tell them the way
DeleteAnd that's all they say
Always a good thing to have some reliable source.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend.
Yvonne.
That it is
DeleteWith the source biz
I wish I was a mathlete! My computation skills aren't overly lovely. :) Here to wish you a dandiful day!
ReplyDeleteWell you have a handy machine
DeleteThat makes math serene
The dumb keep getting dumber and that is pretty reliable!
ReplyDeleteReliable as can be
DeleteAs that you can see
Nothing reliable about the Internet, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteFull of crap
DeleteAcross the web map
Enter my porche
ReplyDeleteTo get to the source
If you get a divorce
Show some remorse
Or maybe not
DeleteCould add to the plot
play whisper down the lane..there's your source
ReplyDeleteCan it be a street?
DeleteNo garbage would be neat
Well, gee. You didn't expect them to say they got the info from UN-reliable sources, did ya?
ReplyDeleteWould be interesting to see
DeleteProbably be true-er what came to be
News these days...
ReplyDeleteNothin' but a ratings craze
Who can be first
To publish the worst
I'd rather ride my bike
With someone I like
A much better way
DeleteAny old day
Freedom eagle dot facebook said Hillary Clinton invented aids
ReplyDeleteSuch a shame
DeleteShame on her name
The comment above me - LOL! And Al Gore invented the Internet, too.
ReplyDeleteYep, made it so
DeleteStops global warming don't you know
I vaguely recall a Peanuts strip in which Charlie Brown gave Lucy all sorts of ways, in the form of percentages, that men were better than women. And when she asked where he got all of those statistics, he replied, "I just now made them all up!"
ReplyDeleteThat's how most go
DeleteOr they tweak to make it so
orlin N cassie; heerz what we can ree lie on; still thinkin....uh......♫♪♫♪.......and still thinkin yet ~~~~~ ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteBetter off taking a nap
DeleteThat will fill the gap
Beware when someone says they got it from a reliable source.
ReplyDeleteThey might be right, but they could be wrong, of course.
Wrong is usually the way
DeleteWhen that they say
Reliable source. Always have to check that a couple of times to make sure.
ReplyDeleteThat one does
DeleteSometimes just because
Oh, that's right. The world's supposed the end AGAIN soon. I won't hold my breath. lol
ReplyDeletelol will end quicker that way
DeletePfft to the world ending crap at any bay
Good one, Pat!
ReplyDeleteReminding people to think where they're at!
This post brought to mind the Heaven's Gate Cult whose members committed suicide some twenty years ago, so their souls would be taken to a higher level by aliens traveling in a spaceship in the tail of Hale-Bopp Comet. I still can't believe that the cult members fell for such a bizarre story, but apparently their persuasive leader thought he had a reliable source! You have to question every "reliable source." Too many people get taken in, especially today.
Have a good one!
Some people thrive on getting taken in too
DeleteThey are followers through and through
Too many sources are unreliable these days!
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteHit them all with a car
Reliable source usually equals fake news.
ReplyDeleteJust about every time
DeleteThey just churn the crap out on a dime