With Auction Five We Try To Get Out Alive!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.

At first it may look like food.
Sorry, you'd be wrong dude.
It is regurgitated food.
Some may find it rather rude.

But it came from the stomach of me.
Now you want to bid at your sea.
Come and get some barf of the cat.
It may still be good to eat where you're at.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

A bid of $18.99 came in.
Someone really wanted to win.
Marg got it in the end.
I guess food to the others she can now send.

And now auction five has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.


  1. Congrats on reaching number five,
    Enjoyed the read.


  2. I wouldn't even take that for free. Yuck!

    1. haha wait at your door
      I'm sure there will be more

  3. Yuck and Ew
    That isn't stew
    Nor does it appeal
    For any meal


Post a Comment