Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.
And now auction seven has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
And here is the old.
Many a story could be told.
Tales that are the shit.
Shit...did you get it?
But you are bidding on something better.
It can fit into a letter.
You are bidding on one kernel of litter.
That ought to impress your babysitter.
Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$4000 spot on came in.
That litter kernel is taking a spin.
Wow, Silver Fox bought this one too.
He must have struck it rich at his zoo.
And now auction seven has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Happened to take a peek
DeleteDiscovered it ran up to six
Waited for 7
Right on even
The 24hr do had started to pick
Hank
It got in a day early
DeleteCould make one squirrely
Number seven was indeed Heaven.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Easy as pie
DeleteTo give a fly
No, thank you, Mr. Cat
ReplyDeleteI do not need that
If you have a kitty or two
DeleteMay be in view
Congrats Silver Fox
ReplyDeleteOn winning the box
He'll enjoy his kernel win
DeleteTo not to would be a sin
I don't own a cat, but even I'll wager that is a pretty high price for litter.
ReplyDeleteCould be
DeleteBut don't tell at any sea
The Silver Fox
ReplyDeleteWhat a lucky guy
A piece of litter
Priced very sky-high
Could be gold
DeleteGrab a hold