Pat Hatt Time

The a to z is coming to an end. Now back to my usual trend. Hmm is it any different of a trend? May…

Or if you want to whiz, don't use my litter box to do your biz. The cat just wanted to let you …

The cat sees this a lot. You humans sure have it hot to trot. Even those close by, they sure give i…

The cat is up there and Pat is getting there at our lair. But even when we were super young, things…

Did you know you are full of sin? Yeah, oh so full at your bin. At least if you are like me. I refu…

The cat is going to be like the man. I know you are a fan. Hell, everyone else is like them too. I …

The cat saw this the other day. Someone really went out of their way. It was oh so vile they said. …

The cat is going to post today. What will people say? What will people think? What will they drink?…

Today we will define nothing at all. At least that is how you humans give it a call. It is really w…

It is just so bad. No fun can be had. A disaster has struck. Back up the truck. Bury us now. I can&…

Hmm my joy just died with your toast ride. I'd curl up my nose like smelling a bad rose. Hey, t…

The cat is the star of this show. I'm sure that you know. But why be a star? Does that get you …

That cat is a little light on ideas today. Did you believe me at my bay? Boy, you must not be from …

Did you go all grammar nazi on that title? Did your power go from fast to idle? I'll get it bac…

Here we go. A great sale shall show. It is the best you will ever see. You can believe little old m…

The cat will get personal today. It will be way more personal than any other day at my bay. I may e…

You will learn a lot today. You may even want to pay. The cat accepts all forms of cash. I'll t…

Robbie Raisin is back today. Whoopdi Friggin Doo has to have another display. Our usual guests didn…

Great view. So great of you. Great to see you. Greet view. Did I say that? Nah, spelling mistake wh…

There are so many words for Z. The cat had a hard time picking at his sea. Yeah, I go z and not zed…

The cat is going to screw with you today. It will be an unusual display. Are you thinking zombie fe…

Are these words really alive? Can they not or not so much survive? That sure beats the heck out of …

The cat is going to make life so much better for you. You will thank me for today's view. I jus…

I know you are asking yourself one question now. Can a cat who is snip snip still be horny somehow?…

The cat just rolled his eyes. I think I'll go back to chasing flies. I can catch them too. Does…

We are going to the game today. We'll try not to bore with a replay. So many innings would make…

Did you know my little rhyming ass was going there? I do every day with each final line to spare. N…

This post will be fast. It will be a thing of the past. I guess it is a thing of the future now. Ca…