The cat is always keeping an eye on the door, except for maybe when I go out to explore. But then it stays shut. They aren't getting into the stuff of my little rhyming butt.
Don't look at me that way.
When Pat's not looking I'll be sure you don't stay.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
11-5=6=F
11-5=6=F
The scene of the crime.
6:27 pm Atlantic time.
Cassie had distracted me.
Supposedly having fun was she.
She was doing this.
It gave her bliss.
She kept it up.
That caused the hiccup.
That and her look.
Distracted me at my nook.
She told me not to mess with her.
So I had to go ruffle her fur.
I would have at least.
But then came the beast.
A furry mass.
Far more than my rhyming ass.
Cassie saw it to.
Was it her plan to do?
I still think so.
I'll let you be the judge though.
In he came.
Starting this game.
What? I look tame.
Pffft that's not in my name.
See? The death glare.
He gets it for invading my lair.
I'll make him pay.
He better not try to stay.
What was that?
Damn stupid Pat.
Said I couldn't attack.
Bah, more to the pack.
Got it widdled down to two.
They still try to invade my zoo.
Pat let's me whack them back.
Or I would, but they run before I can attack.
Hmph, stupid invaders.
Need to sell them on auto traders.Don't look at me that way.
When Pat's not looking I'll be sure you don't stay.
Did you guess F was for feline? Do you think Cassie distracted me so this plan could align? I knew you'd agree with me. I'll have to whack her one at our sea. But then she whacks back. I like it better when they run from my attack. No one is getting my hidey hole. At least I can keep that goal. So don't let invaders step on your grass. Trust my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteThree to crop
That's 3 in a row
DeleteBlow by blow
Hank
Up and up
DeleteNo Blue hiccup
4 score and ninja attacks ago
DeleteGreat verse Pat, had me guessing but cats can be distracting.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Cats abound
DeleteAs they fill the ground
Distracting felines take their craft seriously!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteRight there in view
Wish kitties reside at my bay
ReplyDeleteI’d enjoy their distractions every day
Even though with my yarn they’d play
And maybe eat
DeleteSome may find it a treat
Frisking Felines
ReplyDeleteFearful Felines
Funny Felines
I think the distraction was a ploy
Keeping intruders from your toys
Always enjoy the photos:)
That it may be
DeleteSo many ploys against little old me
I have a dog who thinks all the other pets should be banished. Such jealous little critters!
ReplyDeletehaha the cat sure thinks that too
DeleteThey can be jealous through and through
Felines love to play
ReplyDeleteSome love being on display
All love to sleep
They don’t say beep.
When another comes into view
They get the stink eye, right on cue.
They all look happy though
So we just go with the flow.
Stink eye is sure a given
DeleteBut good when all remain livin'
Heh. Sounds like you're cat sitting.
ReplyDeleteSitting and watching away
DeleteAs the crew comes to play
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ReplyDeleteA mistake
DeleteYou did make
A Feline Crusade with No Trade
ReplyDeleteA death glare nothing to be said
Unwelcomed intruders
For one that bothers
Better not attempt or you're dead
Hank
That you may be
DeleteDead as a doornail for all to see
You might have to whack Cassie instead.
ReplyDeleteShe could sit on the cat
DeleteHe doesn't like that lol
Good for Cassie not taking no crap.
ReplyDeleteYou might deserve a little whack back.
Then comes the hiss hiss
DeleteEven when they miss
orlin N cassie....wavez ta yur cuzin !!!!! anda grate day two ewe dood; hope yur havin an awesum time at patz place !!☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteOne cousin we waved at a bit
DeleteWith a hiss, whack, spit lol
Sometimes they just seem to multiply, don't they?
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteMore and more in view
Am I seeing double?/Is the feline in some kind of trouble? :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Or making it
DeleteHe tends to cause shit
Some intruders need a good whack
ReplyDeleteKeep up the watch Orlin, and the attack!
That he will
DeleteWhacking all fits the bill
Those pictures are great, your cats are gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteThey sure act like they are
DeleteAs they run near and far