The cat is going to be like the man. I know you are a fan. Hell, everyone else is like them too. I may as well go with it at my zoo. Me? Conform? Pffft and I will go back to living in a dorm.
Sign on up.
Follow like a pup.
You'll get free words.
I may throw in dead birds.
The tabbies will cheer.
Or maybe run in fear.
They'll register that.
It will become a stat.
I need your name.
Your claim to fame.
Your many homes.
Include those garden gnomes.
Don't forget the email.
That has to hit the trail.
If you have more than one,
Be sure to give all a run.
We have to find you.
Everything we say is true.
So you better tell the truth.
Include your old long dead Aunt Ruth.
We want your life story.
Register it in all its glory.
Register, don't read.
That pesky fine print is a crappy deed.
Phone numbers are great.
You'll be our mate.
Your grocery bill is fine.
Your home bills should align.
Register your wife.
All people in your life.
Hamster, dog and cat.
Even your prized baseball bat.
You'll be helping all.
So register each one at your hall.
Go through the motion.
Your ass may need lotion.
There is a lot to fill.
But you'll get over the hill.
Don't forget the valid photo.
Need help? Dial our handy dandy boto.
Don't you want to register now? I know, registration here is wow. Do you like to register at sites? Or those sign up things stores have in lights? They get all your info and put you in the system. They got you by the umm balls and twist em. I'm snip snip so won't hurt my ball mass. But we'll still skip the registration with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
22-4=18=R
Sign on up.
Follow like a pup.
You'll get free words.
I may throw in dead birds.
The tabbies will cheer.
Or maybe run in fear.
They'll register that.
It will become a stat.
I need your name.
Your claim to fame.
Your many homes.
Include those garden gnomes.
Don't forget the email.
That has to hit the trail.
If you have more than one,
Be sure to give all a run.
We have to find you.
Everything we say is true.
So you better tell the truth.
Include your old long dead Aunt Ruth.
We want your life story.
Register it in all its glory.
Register, don't read.
That pesky fine print is a crappy deed.
Phone numbers are great.
You'll be our mate.
Your grocery bill is fine.
Your home bills should align.
Register your wife.
All people in your life.
Hamster, dog and cat.
Even your prized baseball bat.
You'll be helping all.
So register each one at your hall.
Go through the motion.
Your ass may need lotion.
There is a lot to fill.
But you'll get over the hill.
Don't forget the valid photo.
Need help? Dial our handy dandy boto.
Don't you want to register now? I know, registration here is wow. Do you like to register at sites? Or those sign up things stores have in lights? They get all your info and put you in the system. They got you by the umm balls and twist em. I'm snip snip so won't hurt my ball mass. But we'll still skip the registration with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
T
ReplyDeleteI purchased shoes and they registered me to receive emails and now I cannot unsubscribe. They send too many emails. I just want to SCREAM....i thought the email was just so I could track my order.
DeleteThat is how they get you
DeleteAnd then 50,000 more come due
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ReplyDeleteGood Morning Hank
DeleteIt’s been awhile!
sending you a smile
Good morning True
DeleteYes,has been a while
Glad it is you
You're now on high
Hank
A 3-way tie
DeleteAll with a smile
Hank
Seconds out
DeleteWith a T about
Suza
ReplyDeleteDown a few
DeleteThere on cue
I register for certain things
ReplyDeleteAs I can't get out to shop
Try not to give too much info
So my ID doesn't pop
Can be hard not to
DeleteAs they watch much to view
Funny this subject has come up Pat, I am having ptoblems with Apple and an App I purchased.
ReplyDeleteGreat poem.
Yvonne.
Always something out there
DeleteWe soon become aware
Registering for specials means you'll get an email every day, special or not.
ReplyDeleteThat you will
DeleteWant to drive up your bill
Those darn registration things can be a pain in the furry butt!
ReplyDeleteThat they can be
DeleteToss em all in the sea
Hate getting added to a mailing list
ReplyDeleteI’d like to smash their software with my fist
haha that would be fun
DeleteWe will join such a run
I love when you have to register ahead for a doctor office, give them all the info on-line, and then you have to register again on paper in the office. Ugh
ReplyDeleteRedundant crap at its best
DeleteMust want us to pass a stupid test
Found fun story
ReplyDeleteRegistered for more
Great stuff
more than enough
then spend time
to unsubscribe
Find the way
DeleteCan take all day
Fun post, Pat! Haha! I'm, surprise, surprise, so far behind in my emails that I know are full of special things just for me because I have registered for things. Argh! What I hate is went I accidentally register for something on my computer, and then can't figure out how to get rid of it. Yes, I can register accidentally! I have special talents!
ReplyDeletelol look at you go
DeleteA special talent in tow
And then comes the more
And then the encore
I have a special email address when I'm forced into this. Hint: it's the one I never check.
ReplyDeletehaha we have a few
DeleteWe check them once a month maybe at our zoo
I have several email addresses just for signing up for free samples and sites I know are going to spam me.
ReplyDeleteThat is the way to be
DeleteWe have them at our sea
orlin N cassie......we dinna get past... part one....sentenz four
ReplyDeletebye~~~~~~~~
☺☺♥♥
haha what, no cheer?
DeleteBurds are near
A Registration Day at my Bay
ReplyDeleteThere should not be such a day
Not to just sign
Nor lose the mind
Nor registration to get outplayed
Hank
Should avoid indeed
DeleteWith the crap at each feed
Then we have that one guy who refuses to be "on the list" because "da guberment"
ReplyDeleteThey are scary
DeleteTinfoil hat with a beard that is extra hairy
It seems a lot of people and organizations ask for a lot of information that a) they don't really need and b) is none of their effin' business.
ReplyDeletehaha that they do
DeleteAnd they want it right then and there too
I registered in someones but I noticed I hate it ! now only I have someones and delete a lot !
ReplyDeletefun post !
Delete is the way
DeleteWorks at our bay
And of course their system gets hacked.
ReplyDeleteBut it is protected and oh so great
DeletePfffft hacking is their fate
Don't register unless I absolutely have to
ReplyDeletethen try to unsubscribe as quick as I can
and hope that in the meantime
they will not do a lot of spam
betty
Can be hard to unsubscribe sometimes
DeleteAs they act like mimes
You know what pissed me off? Having to register to buy something. Just take my billing info and send me my stuff. Then, they bombard with 500 emails a week and demand feedback on what you bought. Piss off with all of that, I say. What happened to the days of here's money, here's your stuff, have a nice life? You can't even go to the store to buy something without them demanding a phone number or email anymore and when you refuse they get all huffy.
ReplyDeleteYep, or follow us on Farcebook
DeleteOr what is your postal code at your nook
Or do you want our mastercard and such
Like to smack a few more than a touch
I hate signing up and hit agree
ReplyDeletethey want me to go on some shopping spree.
Their specials come in every day
it's a pain in the ass, that's all I say.
That it is
DeleteWith their everyday special biz