Two for one. How's that for a math run? Figure out my logic yet? It may hurt your head thanks to this pet. But just go with it at my sea. For we continue with our usual spree.
Now aren't your insecurities rebooted? They should be muted. All from there being no clown while clown was spun. My, clowns do get used a ton. Still scared at your sea? Never got the point of me? Scared I'm going nuts? Long past that as I co-exist with mutts. Whether clown or insecurity coming due, you control what scares you. Push on from such a pass and they'll be no less scary than my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
2+1=3=C
Time to tell.
Tell and sell.
Whoops, two for one.
More math done.
Double the scare?
Would it dare?
Who is it?
Quite the hit.
A remake one.
Two, how fun.
Or umm not.
Let's reboot the plot.
Done clowning around.
Wait, no clowns found?
Hmm, so how is that?
Would it be catting around at our mat?
Maybe it's fake.
A fake partake.
Like the scary clown.
Does that get your down?
Isn't it supposed to be up?
My, what a hiccup.
They scare poor you.
Creepy with a red nosed view.
Not the reindeer?
Not the same fear?
They can fly in the sky.
Poop on your head, oh my.
Gave another scare.
You better beware.
Should that be the reverse?
Come now, don't curse.
The class clown.
A classy one on the town?
No clowning done?
No wonder clowns aren't fun.
Time to reboot It.
From poop to shit.
This will be rated R.
Clowns at a space bar.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteNotihing in tow!
Hamk
Back on the go
DeleteA streak in tow
Two in a row
ReplyDeleteTake a bow.
Both good to read,
Yes sir indeed.
Yvonne.
Two as one
DeleteAlways fun
Those clowns don't scare me at all, unless they ring the doorbell!
ReplyDeleteThen we run
DeleteThat sure isn't fun
What about Killer Clowns from Space?
ReplyDeleteThey may probe
DeleteOr just bore you for 90 mins across the globe
clowns are fine unless a red balloon lingers nearby...IT!
ReplyDeleteChop of IT's head
DeleteThen he'll be dead
Nervousness reigns with me
ReplyDeleteApprehensive nut, so silly
To shy to courageous be
But silent observer my personality
Observe and seek
DeleteCan reach a peak
Clowns are no fun at all!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the A to Z - looks as though you've got it covered!
They can be annoying
DeleteBeing ahead means it is easy and no need for toying
Getting pooped on by reindeer is a real possibility in December though.
ReplyDeleteOr at least stepping in it
DeleteWait...that could have been dog umm shit
Bunch of Bozos
ReplyDeleteEvery which way
DeleteAt the end of the day
I'll shun the no fun clown! Clowns are creepy.
ReplyDeleteShun with fun
DeleteThen make the clown run
Can I reboot my youth? Or better yet, reboot the bootie?
ReplyDeletehaha sure you could one day
DeleteJust live that long at your bay
Stop clowning around!
ReplyDeleteI often wish I could reboot things!
The cat can't stop
DeleteA reboot would sure be fine to make it to the top
Clowning around with a secure sound
ReplyDeleteNowhere to be seen perhaps all bound
Gave a scare
Being unaware
To claim them at the Lost and Foumd
Hank
Claim if one can find
DeleteCould be a different kind
I always enjoyed seeing a clown... until Stephen King ruined IT for me.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing red noses don't scare me, because there's a ton of them around here this pollen-y time of year.
haha seems he ruined them for a lot
DeleteMaybe your place could be the Big Red Spot
Anything but clowns for me. Send in the gorilla or something with fangs, but keep those puffy, white-faced, red-nosed guys behind bars.
ReplyDeletehaha even a bear?
DeleteThey could eat you at your lair
I can deal with clowns....I think:)
ReplyDeletePush through indeed;)
Push through and get it done
DeleteMake the clowns run
Maybe I'm back
ReplyDeleteOr not, you see
You still don't lack
Great poetry
Back or not
DeleteCould be a trick
With it without plot
We spout them out slick
A new blog is coming
DeleteI still need to stew
Till then, just slumming
Unlike talents like you
Slum it with ease
DeleteJust don't give us fleas
Clowns are creepy. Lexa's book, Bloodwalker, made me hate them more. No clowns for me, thank you very much.
ReplyDeletehaha spurred on your hate
DeleteClowns sure get that trait
I'm not scared of many things, maybe spiders, but letting someone else read my writing, that's triple-clown scary.
ReplyDeleteBut if you don't
DeleteGet readers you won't
Not scared of clowns, but never loved them. Bears and tigers, now those scare me.
ReplyDeleteBears could kill you with a slash
DeleteSo yeah, see them and we dash
Pennywise is one of
ReplyDeletemy favorite guys
He is scary and creepy
and makes people a bit weepy
but that's half the fun of clowns
when they get people down
and then they run and hide
or lock themselves inside!
Elsie
Figures it would work
DeleteAnd you'd find them a perk
Have to mix with you scary view
Otherwise, what's a cyclops to do?
I've always liked clowns. It was quite a surprise to me to learn some years back that some people found clowns creepy and scary. The joker didn't help! As for insecurities, I've given them the boot. For today anyway, LOL! Thanks for always putting insecurities in their place. Have a good one, Pat!
ReplyDeleteNot sure why they scare
DeleteIf they annoy you, just kick them down there lol
Keep them in their spot
Make them cold, not hot
Aha! 2+1=3=C is another number in the Fibonacci series. Typically the equation is written 1+2=3. Are you trying to throw us off??? A more likely assumption is that you are messing with our heads! LOL!
Deletehaha i would go with the latter
DeleteWe like to screw with brain matter
Hey, we both posted this week about clowns, kinda!
ReplyDeleteThey say there are a lot of people out there who have an actual fear of clowns, coulrophobia. I'm not one of them, although I've never had any real love for clowns, either.
I did enjoy Tim Curry as Pennywise in the original version of It. You know, the one that was really good until the ridiculous ending with the unconvincing spidery thing?
haha two for one
DeleteMine was written last year with its run
Psychic at my sea
Those usually get an eye roll from me
Just like clowns and their crap
Have no love one way or another for some Bozo chap
Yeah, the ending was dumb
And then some
I know that spider anywhere...he was first on Gilligan's Island. Yeah...that ending sucked
DeleteStuck there forever
DeleteUntil the tv movie endeavor
When I was young I thought clowns were fun.
ReplyDeleteWe'd go to the circus so I could see one.
Then all of a sudden clowns are the bad guy.
I never could figure out why.
Guess it turned about
DeleteBeats me with their shout
I think clowns are fun. Snakes and other slithery rodents though, not so much.
ReplyDeleteThose I can handle too
DeleteJust no germy things at my zoo
I shut down when you mentioned math! 🧐 Then you said clowns and I stood at attention. Bring in the clowns....
ReplyDeleteMath doesn't win?
DeleteClowns will do it in
Clowns with axes or sharp teeth are scary, but on the whole they are fine... it's the red noses you have to watch out for.
ReplyDeleteThey can whack you in the face
DeleteDo not red nose embrace
I've never understood why people are freaked out by clowns. Then again, I've never seen any of the scary movies depicting them as scary. Perhaps if I did, it would change the whole ballgame.
ReplyDeleteYeah, just a movie that is fake
DeleteAnd some dude in a costume to partake
I have been to the circus and seen a clown
ReplyDeletehe looked orange but pasty with a frown.
He is a twitter nut scary jerk
that went "beep, bop, Bing, Bop" beserk.
A nutty clown
DeleteWith a frown
Could bring you down
At any town
A flying reindeer wouldn't scare me. Unless it was chasing me and flying at the same time.
ReplyDeleteOr pooping on your head
DeleteThat may bring dread
I find that the scariest clowns are the ones who don't look scary by sight.
ReplyDeleteThose hiding away
DeleteFrom the light of day