Did you go all grammar nazi on that title? Did your power go from fast to idle? I'll get it back up to snuff today. For, sadly, I've seen these typed at many a bay. One even on a friggin store sign. The dumb truly can't spell or align.
Miss the knots.
Spell but can't tie?
Tie but spell it nots?
No need to lie.
Kats don't care.
Kit-Kat may though.
So just be aware.
A copyright show.
Kaught on to me?
If not, run.
For the cat will smile at thee,
And then poke fun.
Isn't this kool?
Need some aid?
Don't ask the Kool-Aid fool.
He has a scary trade.
May get into kombat.
Mortal it might be.
A waaaa may squash you flat.
Watch out for a fatality.
May hide in a krate.
Then get shipped to Timbuktu.
Spelling may work there, mate.
There it could be brand new.
Or it could be worse.
The Arktic may be your new home.
Then you'd really curse.
Cold wherever you roam.
Am I making fun?
Bah, get used to my pass.
Or before I'm done,
You'll think me krass.
Get up and cheer.
You are the best.
Got off your rear,
Failing the sokker test.
Saw that one too.
Was clearly the worst.
So kolour me blue,
If your bubble did burst.
There are sure a ton. Some show more than others as they are given a run. Ever see any k for c? They prove some are swinging from the dingy tree. That is dingy, not thingy. Don't get all gutter and clingy. I may then kough up a hairball in your grass. Just a warning from my one of a cind little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have as fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
16-5=11=K
Miss the knots.
Spell but can't tie?
Tie but spell it nots?
No need to lie.
Kats don't care.
Kit-Kat may though.
So just be aware.
A copyright show.
Kaught on to me?
If not, run.
For the cat will smile at thee,
And then poke fun.
Isn't this kool?
Need some aid?
Don't ask the Kool-Aid fool.
He has a scary trade.
May get into kombat.
Mortal it might be.
A waaaa may squash you flat.
Watch out for a fatality.
May hide in a krate.
Then get shipped to Timbuktu.
Spelling may work there, mate.
There it could be brand new.
Or it could be worse.
The Arktic may be your new home.
Then you'd really curse.
Cold wherever you roam.
Am I making fun?
Bah, get used to my pass.
Or before I'm done,
You'll think me krass.
Get up and cheer.
You are the best.
Got off your rear,
Failing the sokker test.
Saw that one too.
Was clearly the worst.
So kolour me blue,
If your bubble did burst.
There are sure a ton. Some show more than others as they are given a run. Ever see any k for c? They prove some are swinging from the dingy tree. That is dingy, not thingy. Don't get all gutter and clingy. I may then kough up a hairball in your grass. Just a warning from my one of a cind little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have as fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteGoing it slow!
Hank
Back to the streak
DeleteAt our creek
Happy Monday Hank!
DeleteABC
Delete1 2...3?
Good morning True
DeleteHow's it been with you!
Hank
On three
DeleteWe shall see
K or C
ReplyDeletewhat will come to B
these Patrick Hatt books come to mind to me
check them out at your C
The(K)Connective
The Dis(K)Connective
Check and see
DeleteOr Kheck for thee
Smiles....A fun piece.
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
I think I've seen magic spelled with a k.
ReplyDeleteYeah, seen that too
DeleteAt a zoo or two
You did a pretty dark kool K Pat!
ReplyDeleteKool works for us
DeleteAs we boarded the K bus
The worst is when businesses do it with things like Kid's Korner or Kid's Kloset. Let's confuse the children!
ReplyDeletehaha show them the way
DeleteWrong from the start with what they say
Texting has made spelling a joke
ReplyDeleteGrammar has gone up in smoke
Burn to a crisp
DeleteAway it will wisp
Yes, when texting - K.
ReplyDeleteK comes through
DeleteA time or two
K in Nots Konnecting Dots
ReplyDeleteFound more in serious thots
Played it kool
Lots of bull
Kaught napping silly of sort
Hank
Caught in the act
DeleteA K cinda fact
K for C is not my favorite thing. It usually bothers me when I see it. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
haha saw it a ton
DeleteWith this run
Aftr reading Bryson's The Mother Tongue, knothing ties me into nots about spelling. It's all arbitrary and up fore grabs. Congrats on getting to K in won peace. :-)
ReplyDeletehaha some kinda grabs
DeleteItzz like ur haeling kabs
Yep. I work at a place called Musik21. Not sure why it's not Music21. Maybe "k" is kooler.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe S was taken?
DeleteSo K they had to start bakin
I love your sense of humor and quirky images. Thanks for commenting on my guest post (on Alex's site). Cheers
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
Ha, this was a good one!
ReplyDeleteKares I have many.
Koins too few.
Kount once more
DeleteMaybe more will explore
K words are confusing. Knight? Knit? Knoll? What's with that? English language, you are so confusing.
ReplyDeleteSure can confuse when not in the know
DeleteJust like no when given a go
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeleteK for C
and Z for S
thatz how we spell
with R trout towne mezz !!
☺☺♥♥
Zip it in
DeleteZip it through
Not a sin
Ever so true
I remember when it was cool to spell it as kool. Poor C getting replaced by the K.
ReplyDeleteC got the shaft
DeleteBorn on a raft
Like Alex, I've seen magic spelled with a K. Sometimes a confusing letter.
ReplyDeleteThat it sure can be
DeleteAs the K is there for all to see
Okay, I get it, or not.
ReplyDeleteOr knot?
By me, it's got.
Nah, it's really not.
I haven't got it in a lot
of time
Not even for a decent rhyme.
Knot for not
DeleteYou tried the trot
Of the not for knot
That works a lot
Korrect! The ice is still here but warming up tomorrow~ Hope it is not too bad in your city ~
ReplyDeleteWe shall see
DeleteWhat the day brings for we
Grammar and spelling can sometimes be confusing, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteThat they can be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
Kries Kalamity says the C
ReplyDeleteDon’t use K, can’t let it be.
No, says Kris Kringle
Now let’s hear Der Bingle.
A tune to play
DeleteWith K on the way
Very cleverly written Pat. sorry late in commenting.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in our land
It drives me nuts when k is used for c. My aunt does that with her business and it makes me not want to shop there.
ReplyDeletehaha have a reason not to shop
DeleteAnd now we have another way to get you going to add to the crop