Here we go. A great sale shall show. It is the best you will ever see. You can believe little old me. Hmm that may be totally untrue. But I'm sure you already caught that clue.
Today's a sale.
A sale that can't fail.
It is the best.
We beat all the rest.
So act today.
It may go away.
Notice how I said may?
Watch what I say.
Actually don't.
Miss it you won't.
Just buy today.
It's a sale this May.
One month ahead?
Forget that dread.
Sleep in a comfy bed.
With a free pillow for your head.
Today's our sale.
Hit the trail.
A new mattress for you.
Look, over there you can get a car too.
But only today.
Come and say hey.
Learn what the sale is about.
Then take your money out.
Thanks for the buy.
Great sale, no lie.
You got the best.
You beat all the rest.
Tomorrow comes.
Hey, there chums.
Today we have a great sale.
It surely won't fail.
The same as yesterday?
Bah, forget that display.
It's a new day with a new view.
Believe what I say to be true.
Come see our sale.
33 days later you can still get a whale.
A whale of a deal.
But our sale is sooooo real.
Ever notice how mattresses and cars are always on sale? Ever notice how such sales never fail? As in never fail to disappear. Doesn't that negate the definition of sale when they are always near? Wouldn't it be regular price? I guess that doesn't sound as nice. So go out and find such sales in mass. They are available every minute of every day to you and my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Today's a sale.
A sale that can't fail.
It is the best.
We beat all the rest.
So act today.
It may go away.
Notice how I said may?
Watch what I say.
Actually don't.
Miss it you won't.
Just buy today.
It's a sale this May.
One month ahead?
Forget that dread.
Sleep in a comfy bed.
With a free pillow for your head.
Today's our sale.
Hit the trail.
A new mattress for you.
Look, over there you can get a car too.
But only today.
Come and say hey.
Learn what the sale is about.
Then take your money out.
Thanks for the buy.
Great sale, no lie.
You got the best.
You beat all the rest.
Tomorrow comes.
Hey, there chums.
Today we have a great sale.
It surely won't fail.
The same as yesterday?
Bah, forget that display.
It's a new day with a new view.
Believe what I say to be true.
Come see our sale.
33 days later you can still get a whale.
A whale of a deal.
But our sale is sooooo real.
Ever notice how mattresses and cars are always on sale? Ever notice how such sales never fail? As in never fail to disappear. Doesn't that negate the definition of sale when they are always near? Wouldn't it be regular price? I guess that doesn't sound as nice. So go out and find such sales in mass. They are available every minute of every day to you and my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteWith no Blue stop
Got it back
DeleteWas sidetracked
Hank
Back to center lane
DeleteWith the gain
Good subject, good verse to read Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in our land
You just described JCPenney - they are always having a sale and it's the sale event of the year.
ReplyDeletehaha loses its effect after a while
DeleteWith the year event style
Oh so true. There is always a sale somewhere. But is it really a sale. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteUsually it's not
DeleteA common plot
There are so many ways to add in costs on a car if you're not paying cash (and not all of us have the funds to pay cash) that it's SO hard to tell where they're jacking your prices up (notice, I said 'where,' not 'if.' ;)
ReplyDeleteWhere they usually are
DeleteThey give you a break here and jack it up on the "admin fee" of the car
I know them all
Here at my hall
Lol on the mattress sales! And the number of mattress stores that pop up all the time.
ReplyDeleteThey are always on sale
DeleteMany pop up and many fail
Yes, but wait, there's more...don't forget the knives that will cut though the crap!
ReplyDeleteAs sharp as the tongue
DeleteFrom which the sale was flung
ha - I went to a store yesterday that had a VIP sale. I'll tell you in was quite insane.
ReplyDeleteCars are always on sale, but you better read the fine print,as there is more in the ink.
haha nuts come out and about
DeleteThat fine print will sure get you no doubt
oops it*
DeleteThe nuts were out and about
some even gave a shout..
haha could have taped it
DeleteBeen a youtube hit
You have to know how the place plays the game to know how much you "save"
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteAnd save sure may never come on through
Yep those two thing are always on sale but I'm not sure how much you actually save.
ReplyDeleteProbably not much
DeleteAs they tack on and such
On Sale so Hit the Trail
ReplyDeleteToo often looks so frail
They persist
They insist
Strategy that hasn't failed
Hank
Keeps on a going
DeleteWith their showing
Buy now! Only one left!
ReplyDeleteDon't think so.... go check your cleft!
Cleft is grammar talk for crack
And my name ain't Jack
Or Blue Toad
On the road
Just so you know
at the check that crack kitty cat show!
A crack you say
DeleteGoing the Wal-Mart way?
Sure plenty there
Don't stop and stare
LOL LOL I’ve noticed the same.. They are always on sale. Limited time, only until this day and next thing you know, they are doing another sale :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, the sale magically always comes back
DeleteAnd some of them surely lack
I agree about mattresses and cars always being on sale. I always wonder how these mattress places stay in business!! How many mattresses do people need! And as for cars, they are always marked down for one thing or another. Who really knows if the best deal is had!
ReplyDeleteYeah, both are kinda items that you don't need a ton of
DeleteBut in your face the sales they shove
I could not help but think of Vacation when Clark Griswald wants to buy a car and the used car salesman, Eugene Levy, sells him a real sale. What I love are the places tha5 have a blow out sale...every weekend!
ReplyDeleteThere are many of those
DeleteBlow out with all their rows
Some things are always on sales. Alas- not the things I am in need of- usually. ;)
ReplyDelete~Jess
haha never works that way
DeleteAs we pay and pay
Seems that most car and mattress sellers take any old holiday and make it all about sales instead of the actual holiday. Greedy bastards.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteGreed through and through