We are going to the game today. We'll try not to bore with a replay. So many innings would make us want a nap. I guess we'll only taking one lap. Whoops, that is some other sport. This could be a weird report.
This post popped in.
It wanted a spin.
Nothing popped though.
Could say it was a left field show.
As in out of left.
Nope, no theft.
Right field don't care.
Nothing happens over there.
Cost you $1000 to read today.
Oh, don't get full of dismay.
It's just a ball park figure from me.
I'll take more from thee.
I just wanted to touch base.
It is something we embrace.
Yet we don't do any touching.
My OCD likes that umm muching.
Grammar Nazi just scoffed.
He may want me offed.
Damn, I didn't hit a home run.
Even though no swinging was done.
I guess I struck out.
How'd that come about?
Take your ball and bat and go home?
Take it that isn't the Skydome?
But I want to know.
Time we go toe to toe.
Wrong sport, damn it all.
I meant to say play hardball.
So step up to the plate.
What you got, mate?
Are you ready to swing?
Something may be waiting in the wing.
Sure took your time.
I was way done this rhyme.
Should have swung away.
Right off the bat we say.
You are way off base.
Do an about face.
So out of my league.
Don't go suffering from fatigue.
Did you swing and miss? That may not cause bliss. At least need to get to third base. Did you know so many baseball terms you embrace? I figured I'd go to bat for you. Look, another came due. I'm really batting a thousand today and I didn't even have to play. I'm sure in the ballpark of this pass. On that you can trust my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
1+1=2=B
This post popped in.
It wanted a spin.
Nothing popped though.
Could say it was a left field show.
As in out of left.
Nope, no theft.
Right field don't care.
Nothing happens over there.
Cost you $1000 to read today.
Oh, don't get full of dismay.
It's just a ball park figure from me.
I'll take more from thee.
I just wanted to touch base.
It is something we embrace.
Yet we don't do any touching.
My OCD likes that umm muching.
Grammar Nazi just scoffed.
He may want me offed.
Damn, I didn't hit a home run.
Even though no swinging was done.
I guess I struck out.
How'd that come about?
Take your ball and bat and go home?
Take it that isn't the Skydome?
But I want to know.
Time we go toe to toe.
Wrong sport, damn it all.
I meant to say play hardball.
So step up to the plate.
What you got, mate?
Are you ready to swing?
Something may be waiting in the wing.
Sure took your time.
I was way done this rhyme.
Should have swung away.
Right off the bat we say.
You are way off base.
Do an about face.
So out of my league.
Don't go suffering from fatigue.
Did you swing and miss? That may not cause bliss. At least need to get to third base. Did you know so many baseball terms you embrace? I figured I'd go to bat for you. Look, another came due. I'm really batting a thousand today and I didn't even have to play. I'm sure in the ballpark of this pass. On that you can trust my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteSneaked in today
DeleteBeen a long day
Hank
Hopefully can rest
DeleteOr maybe just nest
Out of Left for some Helf
ReplyDeleteOut swinging in high rev
To touch base
Get a place
Great stars play with zest
Hank
That they do
DeleteAs terms are thrown in view
It's a grand slam!
ReplyDeleteIs it a walk on one?
DeleteThat would be fun
That B pretty darn good Pat!
ReplyDeleteB keeping on
DeleteWith each dawn
and no crying either
ReplyDeleteNo tears to be had
DeleteAt any old pad
I'm always off base, so I'm quite comfy here.
ReplyDeleteDo you give signals and such?
DeleteWatch the places you touch
Play ball
ReplyDeleteWith no ball
DeleteAt any hall
orlin N cassie....we iz gonna hafta google sum base ball lingo coz frank lee we dunno nothin bout it; course we dont bout feetz ball, B ball, soccerz, hockee, ore golf either but we CAN tell ya wear de concessionz standz R :) ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteWe can name the terms as heard them a ton
DeleteAnd for most of them, besides golf, just run
The closest I've ever come to watching a baseball game was when my brother was in a little league team. lol
ReplyDeletelol well that counts a bit
DeleteSure can be a hit
Bases are loaded
ReplyDeleteThe Queen of Whiff floated
For the fences I swing
But the pitcher caught that thing
Caught and balked
DeleteThat ball was stalked
Watching kids play ball is the best ever. They are so intense and ready to go for pizza afterwards.
ReplyDeleteThey enjoy and have fun
DeleteThen off for food they run
Ball park figure. Heh heh.
ReplyDeleteThe HH watched seventeen innings the other night and his team still lost. Oops.
Ball park figure came due
DeleteDamn, that is a looooooooong time for him to view
Not a fan of baseball here
ReplyDeleteIt bores me to tears
Don't say a word about my eyes
Or I'll throw you in the sky
and hit you with that baseball bat
and then push you in the mat!
See you thought our fun was over,
but I'm getting ready to send Rover
for more fun and games
the cat will never be the same.
Elsie
Send rover to our sea
DeleteAnd we'll make him one eyed like thee
Actually, scratch that
I'm not that mean of a cat
Making a mutt as scary as you
Not even the cat would want to do
bats are bunting
ReplyDeleteand cats are too
our feline bunts
I wonder if one of your cats does too!
Bunts and runs
DeleteThrows out some puns
Love what you created here. :)
ReplyDeleteFun to create
DeleteUp to the plate
I haven't caught a live baseball game in a few years. Hopefully we can get to Chicago this summer for at least one game.
ReplyDeleteNever been to a live one
DeleteCould catch a home run
Enjoyed the late read Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in our land
It is baseball season!
ReplyDeleteCame back
DeleteFor a whack
Baseball is my brother’s game
ReplyDeleteHe loves hockey too just to name
Another sport but baseball is his love.
He knows All..must’ve been blessed from above.
He must enjoy it a ton
DeleteAs around the bases they run
Aha! Another number in the Fibonacci series! 1+1=2. I'm working backwards, so I am going to guess that A=1=1+0.
ReplyDeletehaha you may be off
DeleteBut don't scoff