Today we will define nothing at all. At least that is how you humans give it a call. It is really weird, like worshiping a guy in a red suit with a beard. But who's the cat to say. Yeah, I'll say it anyway.
Webster can define.
Even without a spine.
Here in the digital age,
No need to turn an actual page.
No need to slog through,
Finding many in view.
Some catch the eye.
Others, oh me, oh my.
Can get to it.
Type and search hit.
There is the defining way.
A definition on display.
So easy, yet hard.
Can't pull that card.
Or punch at it.
If you vent a bit.
Nope, not at all.
For here is your call.
Especially when wrong.
And people play along.
Depends on your definition.
Is that like a new edition?
One where you make stuff up?
My, that would help a pup.
Few brain cells needed.
Anything can be seeded.
Depends on your definition.
Real one can go into remission.
So if I call you a wanker,
You can reach into a big oil tanker?
What you pull out is the winner?
Definition is "You're a big clown loving, fish humping, barbie collecting, tire spinner.
Wow, I like this.
It could bring bliss.
Of course that depends on your view.
Damn, view and definition = times two.
Does that screw with it more?
Depends on the definition at your shore.
With words you are a magician.
Of course, that too, depends on your definition.
Do you use that saying to try and cloud the displaying? Rather sad to the cat. But depends on your definition where you are at. Hey, we don't even need dictionaries any more. Everything depends on your definition at your shore. That will save people from searching in mass. I guess I'm just a defining little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Webster can define.
Even without a spine.
Here in the digital age,
No need to turn an actual page.
No need to slog through,
Finding many in view.
Some catch the eye.
Others, oh me, oh my.
Can get to it.
Type and search hit.
There is the defining way.
A definition on display.
So easy, yet hard.
Can't pull that card.
Or punch at it.
If you vent a bit.
Nope, not at all.
For here is your call.
Especially when wrong.
And people play along.
Depends on your definition.
Is that like a new edition?
One where you make stuff up?
My, that would help a pup.
Few brain cells needed.
Anything can be seeded.
Depends on your definition.
Real one can go into remission.
So if I call you a wanker,
You can reach into a big oil tanker?
What you pull out is the winner?
Definition is "You're a big clown loving, fish humping, barbie collecting, tire spinner.
Wow, I like this.
It could bring bliss.
Of course that depends on your view.
Damn, view and definition = times two.
Does that screw with it more?
Depends on the definition at your shore.
With words you are a magician.
Of course, that too, depends on your definition.
Do you use that saying to try and cloud the displaying? Rather sad to the cat. But depends on your definition where you are at. Hey, we don't even need dictionaries any more. Everything depends on your definition at your shore. That will save people from searching in mass. I guess I'm just a defining little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
That's 2 in a row
DeleteLet it flow, ho..ho..ho
Hank
Maybe 3
Deleteor flee
We shall see
DeleteWhat comes to be
Suza
ReplyDeleteSeconds late
DeleteWith your return fate
Hmmm... fish humping
ReplyDeleteThat's a new one for me
Makes for very happy fishies
Smiling in the deep blue sea
That it would
DeleteIn their ocean hood
I love to look up things online........except illnesses.
ReplyDeleteCan scare the pants off one.
Great verse Pat, have a good Sunday.
Yvonne.
That illnesses can do
DeleteCan have the plague in seconds at your zoo
It's definitely a free for all on definitions these days. This week, I've seen a few people use the term, "You're so road" online and I don't have a clue!
ReplyDeleteThat they sure are
DeleteThat is the first I've heard that one at our sand bar
Are they flat or pot holey?
Maybe means like holey moley
I'm glad to hear there are few brain cells needed, that's good news in the South!
ReplyDeletehaha got plenty at your sea
DeleteMight want to flee
Defining the words, a magician I become
ReplyDeleteIt's confusing to some, to the point of 'more rum.'
That it can be
DeleteLetting the drink fly free
I catch the eye
ReplyDeletewith my witty reply
and stunning good looks
that will sell lots of books
if I dared to share my face
over at my place
but for now it's the shore
and I'll remain poor
until the day arrives
and my beauty thrives!
Elsie
haha damn, look at you
DeleteOr not at the zoo
For in your cage
Expressing your rage
We never know it's you
Poor old one eye in view
Maybe without the mask
In your one eye the cyclops loving cult will bask
It's a good thing few brain cells are needed.
ReplyDeleteFor the ones I have left I have pleaded,
Stay with me till more can be seeded:)
Can they regrow?
DeleteDamn, that we didn't know
Its a free for all these days
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to words and what to say
Webster is turning in his grave
And doesn't want to come out and play.
Betty
Can't blame the guy
DeleteAs all words fly
The Align of the Define
ReplyDeleteKnows when to draw the line
Working on definitions
Like faith for religion
Everything should be just fine
Hank
Fine for the sayer
DeleteAnd maybe the prayer
The definition can mean different things to different people, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteThat it can indeed
DeleteAs many give it a read
I need a dictionary for the dictionary these days. It does help to be able to spell, but even that's going wonky with some "creative" ways with words. Say, what?
ReplyDeleteWonky is the way they go
DeleteSure can make you go wtf in tow
So many definitions, it's hard to keep up these days. I'm sure my parents felt the same way. But at least we can look up the many different meanings online now.
ReplyDeleteTrue, the online is there
DeleteHelps to make all aware
I still have the full Encyclopedia Britannica books and love them even if they are from the 70s. Now, as for definition all that popped into my head is the music from that Canadian game show called Definition
ReplyDeleteNever even heard of that one
DeleteBet those books weigh a ton
I use online dictionaries every day. I check, check, check lots of words, synonyms, antonyms, and idioms. I blame it on my father who refused to define words for me, once I started in grade 3. "Look it up in the dictionary!" he never failed to say to me. I gave up my gigantic "Funk & Wagnalls" years ago. I do not miss scanning through pages. I love all the information at my fingertips on line! I feel like I'm using more brain cells, because I engage more with the words, and I am more efficient because I'm not flipping back and forth scanning very fine print. Have a good one, my rhyming friend!
ReplyDeleteThat is true indeed
DeleteCan get it faster at your feed
No flipping this way and that
Just don't let brain cells go scat