The cat is up there and Pat is getting there at our lair. But even when we were super young, things still were dung. So for O we're going with old. As in "Too Old For This Shit" takes hold.
Too old they say.
Too young they play.
Too this and too that.
Too old for such scat.
The negative nuts.
In their negative ruts.
They like to hiss and spit.
We're too old for that shit.
The I want change,
But I never want to rearrange.
The whine in their soul sucking pit.
We're far too old for that shit.
The let's get drunk.
Every weekend drunk as a skunk.
As with their hangover they sit,
We say we're too old for that shit.
The won't you help me.
But I will never help thee.
Although help me or I'll throw a fit.
Yep, we are far too old for that shit.
The watching a new movie or show.
But it clearly does blow.
Click, not going to the end.
Too old for that shitty trend.
Don't you like me?
Here my little old plea.
I want all to like me and be a hit.
Pffft very much too old for that shit.
The Facebook and the like commenting crap.
I think I just took a nap.
For it's better than listening to any old sap.
Yep, we're far too old for that crap.
The dealing with people you hate.
Them expecting you to open the gate.
Sorry, won't even open it to hit them on the ass.
We are too old for that shitty pass.
Could go on all day.
But we have to go use the bathroom at our bay.
Pat still needs to scoop every bit.
With holding it, we are far too old for that shit.
See? You don't need to be Belva's age to turn the old "Too old for that shit" page. I'm sure there are lots of things you can use it for. Any pop in at your shore? The less you give a crap the more of life's crap you can take. Wise words I can make. I'm never to old to go bug Cass. So now I'll go with my sometimes too old little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
9+6=15=O
Too old they say.
Too young they play.
Too this and too that.
Too old for such scat.
The negative nuts.
In their negative ruts.
They like to hiss and spit.
We're too old for that shit.
The I want change,
But I never want to rearrange.
The whine in their soul sucking pit.
We're far too old for that shit.
The let's get drunk.
Every weekend drunk as a skunk.
As with their hangover they sit,
We say we're too old for that shit.
The won't you help me.
But I will never help thee.
Although help me or I'll throw a fit.
Yep, we are far too old for that shit.
The watching a new movie or show.
But it clearly does blow.
Click, not going to the end.
Too old for that shitty trend.
Don't you like me?
Here my little old plea.
I want all to like me and be a hit.
Pffft very much too old for that shit.
The Facebook and the like commenting crap.
I think I just took a nap.
For it's better than listening to any old sap.
Yep, we're far too old for that crap.
The dealing with people you hate.
Them expecting you to open the gate.
Sorry, won't even open it to hit them on the ass.
We are too old for that shitty pass.
Could go on all day.
But we have to go use the bathroom at our bay.
Pat still needs to scoop every bit.
With holding it, we are far too old for that shit.
See? You don't need to be Belva's age to turn the old "Too old for that shit" page. I'm sure there are lots of things you can use it for. Any pop in at your shore? The less you give a crap the more of life's crap you can take. Wise words I can make. I'm never to old to go bug Cass. So now I'll go with my sometimes too old little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Alex
DeleteThat move was slick
And while on break!
DeleteSometimes when I'm doing something physical, I think I'm getting too old for this shit. Body struggles a bit more after fifty...
In on break
DeleteNot too old for such a partake
The physical can sure get you the next day
As age comes to play
T
ReplyDeleteGood morning, Truedessa! Sorry, I sneaked in for a peak today.
DeleteHaha the Ninja was quick
Deletewith the element of surprise
Seconds late
DeleteOut of the gate
With another birthday on the horizon,
ReplyDeleteAge is a state a mind.
One can be "Old" at thirty.
At my age I wish folk would be kind.
Yvonne.
That one can be
DeleteAny old age on the tree
Belva is younger than many I know,
ReplyDeleteWhat am I too old for?
I'd say Play-Doh
Damn, you hang out with old people at your sea lol
DeleteNo playing in doh for thee?
I do think it's funny when my kids say that, but sometimes you really can be too old once you graduate from high school.
ReplyDeleteSomethings you can be too old for
DeleteOr at least use the excuse for them at your shore
Not a day goes by
ReplyDeleteWithout someone looking me in the eye
And spouting they or I
Are too old for bicycle riding... oh my!
They should mind their own beeswax
DeleteAs for some it can help relax
I'll admit to too old to play Twister with kids - things don't twist back they way they should.
ReplyDeletehaha do some yoga at your sea
DeleteThen you'll get really bendy
Old sure isn't fun but it beats the alternatives!
ReplyDeleteThere is more than one?
DeleteDead and ummm a zombie run?
I often say
ReplyDelete“I’m too old for this bullshit”
“You’re as young as you feel”
I’ve been sick, so tired of that shit
Oops I used a bad word
how absurd...
Bah, the cat has no virgin ears
DeleteCan say more than rears
We don't add the bull
Cow patties can fill another field full haha
Blah to the germs
Them and worms
Reaching 30, 40, and 50 didn't bother me. When I hit sixty in November of 2016 it hit me a little harder. It's strange to see all the changes time has wrought upon my ancient frame, haha.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm good until 60 rolls around?
DeleteSure seems to be more hair everywhere as the frame ancient-ifies at our pound
Don't feel too old for some things I want to do
ReplyDeletebut then the aches and pains let me know that's not true
sometimes it is better to admit too old
than to get hurt trying something new.
betty
Yep, injuries surely suck
DeleteMuch better to pass the buck
I feel old as hell with my knee's creeking and cracking when I walk.
ReplyDeleteA creek and a crack
DeleteDon't break your back
That's too much too-ing to go around
ReplyDeleteSome are too quiet and don't make a sound
Most are too loud. Others, high-browed.
With all the tutu-ing
the ballet must be proud.
In pink and drag
DeleteMaybe they want to play tag
orlin N cassie....ya haz knot seen old til ya haz seen de age on de food servizz gurlz licentz.....N her can tell ya storeez bout who was act shoo a lee THER... when fire came a bout ~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteNow that is old
DeleteShe should write a book with her tale being told
The Old Takes Hold
ReplyDeleteNo pronlem if not told
One feels so
What a blow
Do not lament be bold
Hank
Bold and go on
DeleteUp with each dawn
Hey, cat, don't know that as we get old/more and more we turn into gold? :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from london.
I must be stuck as dirt
DeleteFor with gold we never flirt
Yer never too old,
ReplyDeleteIf yer funny and bold . . . . lol
lol bold you say
DeleteOh, we went dirty at our bay
I feel like I'm getting too old for many physical things these days. My knees creek, my back spasms, my feet get tired more quickly. Getting old sucks.
ReplyDeleteAge sure does suck
DeleteSure takes one from cluck to oh fluck
I'm too old to be number 1
ReplyDeleteBut you came last
DeleteThat was sooo fast
I'm kind of glad I'm too old for some things like sleeping on the ground or having a hangover or pulling an all nighter. LOL
ReplyDeletelol yeah, sleeping on the ground is not fun
DeleteWe'll avoid those three too under our sun
Too old for that shit?
ReplyDeleteNope! Not one damn bit!
Not a one
DeleteDamn, sure up for fun