The cat saw this the other day. Someone really went out of their way. It was oh so vile they said. I just shook my head. They deserved a smack to their head. But then their vile may have been fed.
That is vile.
Go get a room.
You just aren't in style.
You bring my eyes doom.
Breastfeeding in a corner.
That just can't be.
You must be a porn-er.
What next? Free pee?
Just like those pants.
The ones down to knees.
They offend my plants.
So vile they make me sneeze.
Like those horror shows.
You know, the ones.
The ones where the wind blows,
That has sharks by the tons.
Like banks taking money.
That is so vile.
That isn't fair, honey.
They add to their pile.
Like slaving away at work.
It is oh so vile.
This isn't a perk.
It won't make me smile.
Like buying a car.
That is the worst.
As vile as that bar,
Where all quench their thirst.
That's where you go.
There you can put on a show.
Take the spawn in tow.
Let it all hang low.
But it's vile here.
Here for all to see.
Doesn't matter if you aren't near.
Do you live in a tree?
You bring me doom.
You add to this pile.
So go get a room,
And quit being vile.
Did vile get a new meaning? Maybe dictionaries should get a re-screening. She was over to the side in a hall. Couldn't really see unless you looked in at the mall. Even then you couldn't see much. Unless you were a perv and tried to touch. But oh, it was so vile a nut went on about. Probably mad because no one wants her to whip hers out. Did I say that? Damn, I'm a mean cat. Is it oh so vile to you, especially if you can't see nothing at all, when breastfeeding comes to pass? Pfffft I've seen much more vile things come out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
14+10=22=V
That is vile.
Go get a room.
You just aren't in style.
You bring my eyes doom.
Breastfeeding in a corner.
That just can't be.
You must be a porn-er.
What next? Free pee?
Just like those pants.
The ones down to knees.
They offend my plants.
So vile they make me sneeze.
Like those horror shows.
You know, the ones.
The ones where the wind blows,
That has sharks by the tons.
Like banks taking money.
That is so vile.
That isn't fair, honey.
They add to their pile.
Like slaving away at work.
It is oh so vile.
This isn't a perk.
It won't make me smile.
Like buying a car.
That is the worst.
As vile as that bar,
Where all quench their thirst.
That's where you go.
There you can put on a show.
Take the spawn in tow.
Let it all hang low.
But it's vile here.
Here for all to see.
Doesn't matter if you aren't near.
Do you live in a tree?
You bring me doom.
You add to this pile.
So go get a room,
And quit being vile.
Did vile get a new meaning? Maybe dictionaries should get a re-screening. She was over to the side in a hall. Couldn't really see unless you looked in at the mall. Even then you couldn't see much. Unless you were a perv and tried to touch. But oh, it was so vile a nut went on about. Probably mad because no one wants her to whip hers out. Did I say that? Damn, I'm a mean cat. Is it oh so vile to you, especially if you can't see nothing at all, when breastfeeding comes to pass? Pfffft I've seen much more vile things come out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Suza
ReplyDeleteMakes two
DeleteThere in view
Breastfeeding is not vile at all
ReplyDeleteShould mind her Ps and Qs
Compared to the tragedy in my city
Which is vile with lives to lose
Yeah, that truly is vile
DeleteNuts like that should be tossed in a hole in single file
Number 2 at your shoe!
ReplyDeleteOr three
DeleteDepends how you see
Slaving away
ReplyDeleteEvery single day
Still no grand pay
How's Aunt May?
Yes ain't nay
I need a drink
Can't really think
When I'm slaving away
At the blue guy bay
Hey
How's life, Cat?
Still snoring on that kitty cat mat?
Slaving we are
DeleteNear and very very far
The very far can stink
Drive one to drink
Just don't pee
They may whine about thee
Nice rhyming words...
ReplyDeleteYippeeeeeeeeeeee
DeleteFor meeeeeeeeee
She wants vile she should go read her Twitter feed.
ReplyDeleteThat she should
DeleteDumb as a stump of wood
The pants down to the knees...
ReplyDeleteOh, puhleeeeeeease!!!
No one wants to see your crack
Someone needs a good smack
haha that they do
DeleteNo moon in view
Oh, vile doesn't sound like a fun one at all!
ReplyDeleteThat she does not
DeleteProbably has brain rot
bad when vile goes viral
ReplyDeleteThen more whining
DeleteShould start fining
Time to go Vile by the Mile
ReplyDeleteNot devious but with a smile
Slaving at work
Being like a jerk
Be open not working on the sly
Hank
Open and see
DeleteMany may come to be
I rarely use the word "vile."
ReplyDeleteIt's for really abominable things.
Among the younger it's in style.
Their uses sometimes make me smile.
Things sure can bring a smile
DeleteJust don't engage or that may be vile
I agree with Di. Lots of vile flying on twitter feed.
ReplyDeleteEvery which way
DeleteToss em in the bay
agreed
DeleteAll agree
DeleteTwitter we flee
Breast feeding in public usually is very discreet
ReplyDeletewouldn't call it vile, but a baby's treat
betty
That is what it is
DeleteSome people should mind their own biz
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletevile = burdz in de bathe takin a bath = ternin round & drinkin de same waterz ~~~~~~
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haha yep, that is rather bad
DeleteThose birds are just sad
Some find anything to complain about!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAnd they complain way more than a few
Breast feeding serves a purpose and can be done discreetly. Babies need to eat.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteSome people are just nutty through and through
People are always finding new and crazy things to complain about or call vile. Although the Sharknado movies really are vile. lol
ReplyDeletelol thankfully I've avoided those
DeleteSo I haven't suffered any woes
I'm totally for breastfeeding. I could never do it in front of people, but I'll applaud those that can. It's a baby's source of food.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they need to eat
DeleteSo the nutballs can hit the street
I have to agree with other people on this subject. There is always someone that thinks something is vile. If you don't like something you see, just don't look.
ReplyDeleteExactly the way
DeleteLook away and go on with your day
Who need a room
ReplyDeletewhere is a gloom
it's really vile
don't waste your mile...
Don't waste
DeleteMake em paste
I have never seen anyone just whip their boob out to feed a baby in public. The ladies have all been discreet and there's nothing vile about that. Some people just need to make a big stink over something as innocent as feeding a baby. I'd rather see breasts all day long than listen to crying babies.
ReplyDeletehaha well on that we can agree
DeleteUnless the breasts are all old and wrinkly
Best to stay away from vile stuff! But if the bank takes my money, I’m gonna fight so hard lol.
ReplyDeleteWatch the bank
DeleteCan give it a yank
You mentioned free pee
ReplyDeleteYou don’t want Trump calling thee.
Then I can hang up
DeleteRather talk to a pup
Wonderful verse Pat with perhaps the word vile getting a new meaning.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Comes on out
DeleteAnd about