Don't you hate those low suction things? We run away like we have wings. But low suction makes it take forever. Nah, we won't be tackling the vacuum with today's endeavor. Although they do have as much hot air and they sure can blare.
Ode to the critic.
Hands so arthritic.
Life so dull.
That they produce null.
That would be nil.
Their cup they can't fill.
Half empty or full,
Has absolutely no pull.
Professional is their name.
Critiquing is their game.
They sit and watch,
Searching for every botch.
Then away they go.
They yap or type a flow.
Professional that is.
For they are a whiz.
Ode to the critic,
Who are kinda parasitic.
Without those to create,
They'd have an empty plate.
Like a worm to a dog?
Maybe to a hog?
That is quite the image.
They may need worm pills after scrimmage.
Scrimmage to and fro.
Off a watching they go.
It is the professional way.
Pick apart others on display.
Create nothing at all.
Just follow the bouncing ball.
Those who can't do,
Critic the day through?
Or would that be night?
Maybe watch on a flight.
Could now give spite.
But that's all right.
Ode to the critic.
Sure not analytic.
A professional parasitic.
Was this to psychoanalytic?
Have you ever noticed that? It was just thought of by the cat. Critics mostly only critic away. They produce nothing else at their bay. Yet they are professional at it? Umm how did they get that bit? Give two thumbs up and suddenly you're good to go? Damned if I know. I think I'd rather create and give sass. It is much more fun for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Ode to the critic.
Hands so arthritic.
Life so dull.
That they produce null.
That would be nil.
Their cup they can't fill.
Half empty or full,
Has absolutely no pull.
Professional is their name.
Critiquing is their game.
They sit and watch,
Searching for every botch.
Then away they go.
They yap or type a flow.
Professional that is.
For they are a whiz.
Ode to the critic,
Who are kinda parasitic.
Without those to create,
They'd have an empty plate.
Like a worm to a dog?
Maybe to a hog?
That is quite the image.
They may need worm pills after scrimmage.
Scrimmage to and fro.
Off a watching they go.
It is the professional way.
Pick apart others on display.
Create nothing at all.
Just follow the bouncing ball.
Those who can't do,
Critic the day through?
Or would that be night?
Maybe watch on a flight.
Could now give spite.
But that's all right.
Ode to the critic.
Sure not analytic.
A professional parasitic.
Was this to psychoanalytic?
Have you ever noticed that? It was just thought of by the cat. Critics mostly only critic away. They produce nothing else at their bay. Yet they are professional at it? Umm how did they get that bit? Give two thumbs up and suddenly you're good to go? Damned if I know. I think I'd rather create and give sass. It is much more fun for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteGot it back again
DeleteNot without pain!
Hank
Regain you did
DeleteWith the #1 bid
I give this #1 a 6.89 out of 12.85
Delete50-50 chances still worth bidding
DeleteI woke up late
DeleteSuch was my fate
Congrats Hank
haha odds a plenty at hand
DeleteThere in the land
Sometimes I feel I#m producing "Nothing" as life is very hard to cope with of late. But I do like to blog and meet all my blogging buddies.
ReplyDeleteThanks for a wonderful read Pat.
Yvonne.
Blog away
DeleteFrom bay to bay
Critical Production with little Suction
ReplyDeleteNothing to help but just a distraction
Away they go
No big blow
Good to survive & no obvious reactions
Hank
Survival may be key
DeleteAs they spread their umm glee
I think the ending critique in the movie Ratatouille said it best.
ReplyDeleteYep, that sure said it best indeed
DeleteAs it took seed
as a non-professional critic, my words are air...poof
ReplyDeleteAre they fart air?
DeleteThat could be rare
It's so easy to be critical of the critics, we've been practicing!
ReplyDeletePractice and see
DeleteOr do for free
Notice how that’s what news has become?
ReplyDeleteJournalism 101 has come undone
Sure is lost
DeleteMost of anything has been tossed
I get the most humor out of overweight middle aged men, sitting on the couch, critiquing sports figures. Ha.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, they break a sweat walking to the loo
DeleteBut still critique a time or two
Ha. Ha. I LOVED this.
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
Critics say it is bad
ReplyDeleteMany listen, how sad.
Sometimes they are right
But most can be a blight.
I prefer my own critique.
Ugh, it is really a mystique.
Own is the best
DeleteThen can see if it passes the test
Don't take much stock
ReplyDeletein movie or book critics
disagree with lots they say
would rather interpret those things my way
betty
My way is the way
DeleteThen can take in the display
No statue has ever been erected for a critic. And with good reason.
ReplyDeleteYep, nothing to be had
DeleteAs they go on about a fad
I've never paid much attention to critics.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
orlin N cassie......
ReplyDeletefaaaaaaaaaaa...sum one just walked down de hall.. knot de bozz tho... N now we canna rememburr what we waz gonna say...oh yea......de food servizz gurlz place oh employ sux...sorree ta bee sew criticalz
!!!!~~ ☺☺♥♥
haha the fgs needs a new spot
DeleteDoesn't sound so hot
Hm. I was going to write a lengthy comment about what I liked and disliked about this post, but thought better of it.
ReplyDeleteBut to some that was lengthy of you
DeleteYou wrote over 11 times a "Great Post" that some leave in view
Now I'm confused. :(
DeleteHaha Cat is playing with you
DeleteI will give you a clue
Word count...
Ahhhh, I think I have it now! Thanks, True! Mine was a lengthy comment if judged relative to the phrase "Great Post," which is two words. My comment's word count was (2 x 11) + 1. Did I get it?
Deletehaha there you go
DeleteCaught on to my math flow
Hey, accountant brain pops in sometimes
Beats mimes
Haha he figured it out with a clue from True
DeleteI get it about the accountant brain...
haha that you do
DeleteWith it at your work zoo
Everyone's a critic these days.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
Deletenear and far
Can't worry about critics- you can't make everyone happy. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Never will
DeleteSo toss them down a hill
Everyone has an opinion. Those lucky few just figure out a way to get paid for being jerks while the rest of us have to do it for free.
ReplyDeleteYeah, stuck doing it for free
DeleteSo sucks to be we lol
Not keen on critics
ReplyDeleteSome can be fair
Most bug me greatly
As they spew from their lair
Spew they do
DeleteGets ratings and a view