Here I am a sitting and a social moniker would be fitting. But there are no OMGs or TFBs that come due. So maybe social wouldn't work for the hip at our zoo. I guess it may or may not be true. But there is a place which you can embrace.
Time to scrounge.
You want a lounge.
Not a lounger.
Different kind of scrounger.
A lounge for all.
Sings stand tall.
Smokers have one.
Blah by the ton.
Lounges for strippers.
Lounges for tippers.
Lounges for shippers.
Boats or tv show dippers.
Lounges aren't rare.
Could sit in a pair.
A lounging double dip.
Think you huffed cat nip.
But one is out.
Out and no about.
Although some try.
Can we ask why?
Social media lounge.
We shall scrounge.
Oh look, one there.
You can lounge in a chair.
You can sit and type.
Or maybe you Skype.
Social media lounges are the rage.
Come in after paying a wage.
Out in the street.
Out for something to eat.
Out in the car.
Out at a bar.
Up a hill.
Having a thrill.
Fingers go broke?
Did you croak?
Guess what?
Don't need a hut.
Social media lounge in the air.
OMG mind blown at your lair.
Ever go into a social media lounge? Do you really need a place to scrounge? You can stop and type and poof, done. No need to pay for such a run. Of course if you stop in the middle of the street, you may end up dead meat. Doesn't social media lounges seem redundant a bit? For you can lounge at home where you sit. Enjoy the social media trespass. I'll lounge away at home with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Time to scrounge.
You want a lounge.
Not a lounger.
Different kind of scrounger.
A lounge for all.
Sings stand tall.
Smokers have one.
Blah by the ton.
Lounges for strippers.
Lounges for tippers.
Lounges for shippers.
Boats or tv show dippers.
Lounges aren't rare.
Could sit in a pair.
A lounging double dip.
Think you huffed cat nip.
But one is out.
Out and no about.
Although some try.
Can we ask why?
Social media lounge.
We shall scrounge.
Oh look, one there.
You can lounge in a chair.
You can sit and type.
Or maybe you Skype.
Social media lounges are the rage.
Come in after paying a wage.
Out in the street.
Out for something to eat.
Out in the car.
Out at a bar.
Up a hill.
Having a thrill.
Fingers go broke?
Did you croak?
Guess what?
Don't need a hut.
Social media lounge in the air.
OMG mind blown at your lair.
Ever go into a social media lounge? Do you really need a place to scrounge? You can stop and type and poof, done. No need to pay for such a run. Of course if you stop in the middle of the street, you may end up dead meat. Doesn't social media lounges seem redundant a bit? For you can lounge at home where you sit. Enjoy the social media trespass. I'll lounge away at home with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
On the dot today too
DeleteDot it up
DeleteWithout a hiccup
I'm waiting to see the wedding of the year,
ReplyDeleteBut couldn't let the day pass without reading your good cheer.
Have a great weekend Pat.
Yvonne.
Enjoy watching that
DeleteWe'd rather scoop scat
As I sit here in my jammies sipping my morning coffee I'm laughing reading your rhyme. It reminds me of a funny video that out on social media some time back called hashtag. About people trying to socialize, it was funny and your fun poem made me think of it. Have an awesome wkend Pat.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
So easy to make fun off indeed
DeleteAs the lounge thing takes seed
What's a social media lounge? All I know is lounging on the couch. Also known as chilling.
ReplyDeleteChilling works any day
DeleteNot sure, but they have them, so they say
I would call it ‘Starbucks’ people come in get a cup of coffee and then they all take out their laptops. Haha
DeleteOr many another fancy coffee shop
DeleteIs there they flop
Well , Starbucks had a situation so I think they lost a lot of business. I never liked their coffe anyway!
DeleteBut, you are right coffee shops are lounges...
A situation you say
DeleteThey over charge anyway
Actually I can lounge just about anywhere!
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteAt any sea
Lounging at home is the best. Nice comfy chair.
ReplyDeleteOr bed for us
DeleteNo muss, no fuss
I lounged about this morning in bed, as I didn’t feel like getting up! Drifting into a lucid dream. Ha ha, Hey, I am a dreamer..
ReplyDeleteA lounging drifter you say
DeleteCan that work at one's bay?
Haha well when you put it that way! Hmm
DeleteLet’s say my body lounged and my mind wandered,,, True Wanderings ...,
Two for one
DeleteGuess that way it can be spun
chaise lounge on the patio
ReplyDeleteI enjoy life at my bay
no need for others
they get in the way
That they do
DeleteLet them step in dog poo
I went to a Horror Movie Meet Up a few years ago. But we didn't meet in a lounge, just Starbucks and then went to watch a horror movie. lol
ReplyDeletelol sorta works
DeleteHas its perks
Many years ago, there was a Blogger Lounge, where you designed a Bitmjoi type character and then wandered around the Blogger house. But for some reason, every time I entered, no one else was there!! Lol, I am not kidding!
ReplyDeletelmao never knew about that
DeleteGuess you could have pulled a Home Alone with your bitmjoi stat
Enjoy your weekend while you lounge at the computer:)
ReplyDeleteLounge here and there
DeleteMaybe the computer at our lair
Maybe I'm just too old, but I never even heard of a social media lounge before.
ReplyDeleteOh, they are a thing
DeleteSadly at many a wing
Social media lounges sound like no fun to me.
ReplyDeleteSo instead, on the sofa I shall be
Cheering for the horses as they race round the track.
And yelling for the Rangers until my voice cracks.
haha there you go
DeleteGot quite the show
Have not heard of a social media lounge
ReplyDeletewho has time for such a thing?
I rather spend my time
frolicking around in the spring.
betty
Much better way
DeleteAny old day
Sometimes Im really tired of social media, you know.
ReplyDeleteMaybe is my mood I dont know, hugs!
Yeah, it can sure be a pain
DeleteSometimes nice to flush it down the drain
Not really sure what social media lounge is. Whatever it is, I’d probably prefer lounging on couch at home :-)
ReplyDeleteMuch better choice
DeleteThen to sit in those and rejoice
Social media lounge ~ sounds like an updated version of an internet cafe.
ReplyDeleteI've gone to those, especially when traveling. Now we've degenerated to McDonald's and Starbucks for wifi access when on the road. I don't lounge well, unless we're at a great lounge show in Vegas where the music can be fabulous. Have a good one, Pat!
You not lounging about?
DeleteThat one I could have figured out haha
Flying here and there
On the go with things to spare