Bah, one minute early. Hank may get squirrely. Or Suza or Blue. Adam got #1 once too. The ninja may attack. One minute early may sure provide flack. But this is a pre-post. A pre-post at my coast.
What will it be?
What will you see?
Will a rhyme come to be?
Oh golly gee.
Was that said by me?
Only happens in the pre.
A pre with a yippeee?
Blue may fly free.
Maybe with a Scoobeedowweee.
Or something to see.
Beats little old me.
I'll go climb a tree.
What's with the pre?
Why pre me by me?
I want to copy thee.
A copy cat spree.
That I want to see.
Must be read by me.
Looks to cause glee.
Bah, not worth the fee.
Next one comes to be.
A review for a fee.
Critic is my job, you see.
But I seen that from he.
Seen what there is to see.
Saw what comes to be.
Rather go watch a flea.
Like the one here on my knee.
But I'll take the fee.
I'll review for thee.
NY Times counts on me.
Rotten Tomatoes gets no glee.
Hated last for the fee.
I'll hate this for free.
A fee while free.
What a way to be.
Vague about he.
Vague about she.
My review was pre.
But shhhh, don't tell on me.
Ever pre-review at your zoo? For instance write one after not seeing a movie just because the last one was bad to you? Some have admitted to doing that. Critics sure can then let their reviews fall flat. Especially if the movie/book/whatever turns out good. They look like a dead bug on a hood. Did my pre-post about pre-review which maybe can count as pre-judging cause you some twitchy budging? I had to pre-prepare for it to come to pass. My OCD finally pre-approved it though for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
What will it be?
What will you see?
Will a rhyme come to be?
Oh golly gee.
Was that said by me?
Only happens in the pre.
A pre with a yippeee?
Blue may fly free.
Maybe with a Scoobeedowweee.
Or something to see.
Beats little old me.
I'll go climb a tree.
What's with the pre?
Why pre me by me?
I want to copy thee.
A copy cat spree.
That I want to see.
Must be read by me.
Looks to cause glee.
Bah, not worth the fee.
Next one comes to be.
A review for a fee.
Critic is my job, you see.
But I seen that from he.
Seen what there is to see.
Saw what comes to be.
Rather go watch a flea.
Like the one here on my knee.
But I'll take the fee.
I'll review for thee.
NY Times counts on me.
Rotten Tomatoes gets no glee.
Hated last for the fee.
I'll hate this for free.
A fee while free.
What a way to be.
Vague about he.
Vague about she.
My review was pre.
But shhhh, don't tell on me.
Ever pre-review at your zoo? For instance write one after not seeing a movie just because the last one was bad to you? Some have admitted to doing that. Critics sure can then let their reviews fall flat. Especially if the movie/book/whatever turns out good. They look like a dead bug on a hood. Did my pre-post about pre-review which maybe can count as pre-judging cause you some twitchy budging? I had to pre-prepare for it to come to pass. My OCD finally pre-approved it though for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Suza
ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Hank's attempt to be number one today
Deleteone star out of five
Or could be zero
DeleteWasn't the #1 hero
Sometimes a pre post is most convieninet. Hope Hank don't mind.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Pre post is fine
DeleteAs all align
"But I seen that from he"
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to kill me
Never pre-review or yammer
But prefer better grammar
haha wannna make the cat?
DeleteGonna go nuts over that?
Nutty I will go
DeleteOn the Cat/Pat show!
haha bring it on
DeleteWanna make more spawn
A pre-review on my book
ReplyDeleteWas given a blog look
Sales to stimulate
Did not generate
That they don't
DeleteGenerate many won't
I've noticed a lot of pre-comments on the Internet.
ReplyDeleteThey are ready to go
DeleteFlow and flow
My OCD drives me crazy, but I totally understand the pre-prepare. LOL.
ReplyDeleteTeresa
Have it ready
DeleteFor all that comes steady
I never pre-review but I will pre-snoozy any time now!
ReplyDeleteREady for a nap
DeleteFine way to take a lap
Pre-reviewing is wrong. Like going into a movie planning to hate it no matter what.
ReplyDeleteYeah, just stupid to do
DeleteLow expectations are fine for a view
what Alex said....
ReplyDeleteA repeat
DeleteLeft in defeat
I've never pre-reviewed but have read some that have been written and was confused about why someone would write a review about something they haven't seen or read.
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yeah, stupid as can be
DeleteBut got $$$ for it at their sea
Or they just hate
And review before out of the gate
Don't pre-preview here
ReplyDeletewho has time for that?
I'm lucky I get some things done
as sometimes no time for a sat
betty
Up and out
DeleteFine way to be about
Do people really do that?
ReplyDeleteYep, lazy ones do
DeleteRinse and repeat at their zoo
I didn't even know that writing a pre review was a thing. How can you start to write a review without seeing the movie or reading the book. Makes no sense.
ReplyDeletehaha they just hope no one knows
DeleteAnd that's how it goes
orlin N cassie.........
ReplyDeleteuh .............
☺☺♥♥
No pre
DeleteFrom thee
I'm good with pre-posting. Pre-reviewing....that's a little scary.
ReplyDeleteY'all have a good one;)
Scary it can be
DeleteCould sink one at one's sea
I wrote about a pre reviewing of Star Trek 2009 hosted by Star Trek Maestro Leonard Nimoy... okay so I tell a wee lie but Paramount didn't know what was going on so I guess it was, lol.
ReplyDeletelol Paramount didn't see
DeleteA win for thee
A Pre-post from your Host
ReplyDeleteWriting blindly what a toast
It's strategy
Easily seen
By everyone with repeated doses
Hank
Repeat the dose
DeleteLeave all comatose
This post made me think of a few different things.
ReplyDeleteI remember when the recent Ghostbusters reboot was about to premiere, and everybody was sure it would suck. I didn't see it, so I have no opinion on how it came out, but I hated how people pre-judged it.
When they cast Michael Keaton in the 1989 Batman, people kept saying "Oh, that guy from Mr. Mom? That's gonna suck!" but I'd seen him in some serious roles and knew he could do it. I think he's a fairly underrated actor.
I've seen plenty of book "reviews" where the self-appointed critic admits that he or she never read the book, or only read part of it. A friend of mine wrote a very good novel about the 1960s, and it was reviewed by a guy who said he'd only read about half of it and hated how most of the characters used drugs, without consequences. If he'd finished the book, he would have seen many of the characters die from overdoses!
Yep, both of those come to mind indeed
DeleteKeaton is underrated at many a feed
With Ghostbusters I was more another stupid remake
Eyeroll and never did partake
Goes to show the prejudging at its best
Guess and forget the rest
Don’t prejudge at all
ReplyDeleteI would have missed many great things at my hall.
That one would
DeleteHave to avoid it at ones hood
I don't pre-review, but have been guilty of pre-judging.
ReplyDeleteThink we all do that
DeleteEven the cat
really people make that ?
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteA time or two
What no mention of number one for me
ReplyDeleteOh that does not bring glee....
haha was written long ago
DeleteBefore you truly gave one a T glow
No pre reviewing for me. I consider it unethical. As for pre-posting. I can barely get to posting on time ~ still haven't manage to get ahead.
ReplyDeleteCan't get way ahead?
DeleteGeez, been two months since I put a post to bed
And here we are
Wouldn't know it at our sand bar