The cat is going to talk today. As if you didn't know that at your bay. I guess maybe you didn't know because it is more of a type than chat at our show. I just chatted err umm typed. Both will work for today's purpose as this isn't being Skyped.
Time for a chat.
Here we come.
Forget all of that.
How do you like my bum?
It's big and round.
The cheeks sure pucker.
Is loved by a hound,
And maybe a trucker.
How about that weather?
Can you see the sun?
Even if we are standing together,
That question had to be spun.
Do you think it will rain?
Look at those clouds.
Isn't rain a pain?
What is it with crowds?
Can you believe the prices?
They are sky high.
Even on fuzzy dices.
Bad grammar can fly.
Look at that dust.
It is so dusty.
Dust one day we must.
Maybe before things get rusty.
Do you like my shirt?
It is brand spankin' new.
I may use it to flirt.
That's between me and you.
What's for dinner?
Bet it will taste good.
It must be a winner.
That is just understood.
I have a hangnail.
I really hate those.
Rather eat a snail.
Don't you love such woes?
Well that was fun.
I'd love to chat tomorrow.
So much we got done.
Time like that you can't borrow.
You humans sure make small talk really, really small. Seems like it is done by all. Do you even know how to talk about something substantial these days? Has OMG and TFB got you lost in a maze? Are my questions too hard for you? Is the easy chat just easy to do? How about that nice green grass? No need to answer the last one to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Time for a chat.
Here we come.
Forget all of that.
How do you like my bum?
It's big and round.
The cheeks sure pucker.
Is loved by a hound,
And maybe a trucker.
How about that weather?
Can you see the sun?
Even if we are standing together,
That question had to be spun.
Do you think it will rain?
Look at those clouds.
Isn't rain a pain?
What is it with crowds?
Can you believe the prices?
They are sky high.
Even on fuzzy dices.
Bad grammar can fly.
Look at that dust.
It is so dusty.
Dust one day we must.
Maybe before things get rusty.
Do you like my shirt?
It is brand spankin' new.
I may use it to flirt.
That's between me and you.
What's for dinner?
Bet it will taste good.
It must be a winner.
That is just understood.
I have a hangnail.
I really hate those.
Rather eat a snail.
Don't you love such woes?
Well that was fun.
I'd love to chat tomorrow.
So much we got done.
Time like that you can't borrow.
You humans sure make small talk really, really small. Seems like it is done by all. Do you even know how to talk about something substantial these days? Has OMG and TFB got you lost in a maze? Are my questions too hard for you? Is the easy chat just easy to do? How about that nice green grass? No need to answer the last one to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 4 in row
DeleteAn even flow!
Hank
Even as can be
DeleteWith 4 at our sea
Hi Hank!
DeleteWishing for a T
DeleteTo come to be
Four in a row?
DeleteAt the Kitty Cat Show?
Hanks on a roll, all right...
Day or night.
No T for me
Deleteit was a holiday weekend
I slept in you see
Hank's got it in
DeleteWith a spin
An easy chat with the cat
ReplyDeleteNot be saddled with a spat
To be talking
Is not evetthing
Forgiving with little chats
Hank
Little here and there
DeleteCan sure make one aware
I can make it even smaller -
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want for dinner?
Food.
No drink?
DeleteIn dehydration might sink
That's too funny, small human minds make small talk!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteToo small for an mri to even view
Small talk here,
ReplyDeletesmall talk here.
Cats are smarter, the only time they talk is when they really want something. :)
That is the only time indeed
DeleteAnd usually they get it too at their feed
I just suffered two nights in a row of it, with spouse's work-related events. A few times, I just wandered away, I'm sure I looked rude! Lol
ReplyDeletelol oh well
DeleteRude beats listening to such hell
hahahah really small talk Pat/cat!! hugs!
ReplyDeleteSmall we can go
DeleteWith a heigh ho
I love how is the weather and how are for dinner hahaha!
ReplyDeleteTwo people will say
DeleteAt the end of the day
It can seem a little ridiculous
ReplyDeleteas we chat about the very conspicuous.
Anything deeper could be a PC no-no
and we all know how that can go.
hahaha.
But the PC no nos can be fun
DeleteRile them up and then just run
I'm not much a small talker, never have been. I'm more likely to nod my head or say yeah or hmm.
ReplyDeleteNod and agree
DeleteOr pretend to at your sea
Your cat is as clever as my adopted cat Tennessee.
ReplyDeleteLoved the verse.
Yvonne.
Clever works
DeleteHas its perks
My cats have a certain way of looking at me,
ReplyDeleteso that the message they send is easy to see.
Feed me dear mommy,
Our tummies are hungry.
Food wins the day
DeleteAt many a bay
I hate small talk and try to avoid situations where I know it's going to happen. My motto this summer is "If it involves a fake smile and forced conversation, I'm not going."
ReplyDeletehaha that is a good motto to have indeed
Deletewe adopt that all year, unless paid to go, at our feed
"How do you like my bum?"
ReplyDeleteNow that is a conversation opener I've never used?
Do you think if I tried it I'd be abused?
haha one could be amused
DeleteOr you may get groped is used
The smallest is to talk about the weather
ReplyDeleteIt a worse than trying to wear pleather.
It’s hot..yah, too hot
Better than it being cold and seeing snot.
Ugh....oh well, this is how it goes
Now just go blow your nose.
And blow it away from me
DeleteSnot I really don't want to see
Small talk can get boring
ReplyDeletebut seems like everything does it
rather sometimes be quiet
and not have to pitch a fit
betty
Quiet is more in tune
DeleteMany a time at one's sand dune