The cat makes fun of you humans every day. At least most every day at our bay. But that you know. So today we'll smarten you up at our show. It is as easy as can be. Just hand your money over and give us a kickback fee.
The world is smart.
Together yet apart.
Everything is top notch.
Like a kick to the crotch.
Your smart TV.
Will help thee.
Speak a command.
Isn't smart grand?
You can't speak?
It's all Greek?
It won't take TFB or OMG?
Damn, poor pitiful thee.
Your smart phone.
Ding at the tone.
Tells you it all.
You'll never fall.
There you go.
Look out below!
Smash, bing, bang, clang.
The sidewalk kinda rang.
Your smart car.
Bet you'll get far.
Tells you the way.
Can even let you play.
Play with the smart phone.
Ding. Answer the tone.
Bang, boom, crash.
Life is over in a flash.
Your smart water.
Get that from an otter?
How is that a thing?
Are you a ding-a-ling?
Ding, dong, dumb.
Talk out your bum.
Or out where you pee.
Smart water comes to be.
Smart...Smart...Smart = Not You.
Sorry, smart buying crew.
Smart stuff = less smart people.
The dumb add to the sheeple.
Ever notice that? Are you a smart this, that and the other thing person where you are at? Do you rely on smart crap all the time? Does it leave you looking like a brain dead mime? Smart everything, but dumb people forevermore. Some can barely work a door. Monkeys have more brain cells than many in mass. I guess people smarten down now with each pass. I'll stick to the wise gas. Works better for my wisecracking little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The world is smart.
Together yet apart.
Everything is top notch.
Like a kick to the crotch.
Your smart TV.
Will help thee.
Speak a command.
Isn't smart grand?
You can't speak?
It's all Greek?
It won't take TFB or OMG?
Damn, poor pitiful thee.
Your smart phone.
Ding at the tone.
Tells you it all.
You'll never fall.
There you go.
Look out below!
Smash, bing, bang, clang.
The sidewalk kinda rang.
Your smart car.
Bet you'll get far.
Tells you the way.
Can even let you play.
Play with the smart phone.
Ding. Answer the tone.
Bang, boom, crash.
Life is over in a flash.
Your smart water.
Get that from an otter?
How is that a thing?
Are you a ding-a-ling?
Ding, dong, dumb.
Talk out your bum.
Or out where you pee.
Smart water comes to be.
Smart...Smart...Smart = Not You.
Sorry, smart buying crew.
Smart stuff = less smart people.
The dumb add to the sheeple.
Ever notice that? Are you a smart this, that and the other thing person where you are at? Do you rely on smart crap all the time? Does it leave you looking like a brain dead mime? Smart everything, but dumb people forevermore. Some can barely work a door. Monkeys have more brain cells than many in mass. I guess people smarten down now with each pass. I'll stick to the wise gas. Works better for my wisecracking little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
T
ReplyDeleteGood morning True
DeleteNice seeing you!
Hank
Good Morning Hank!
DeleteHow are you this rainy Friday?
A good Friday, Hank is ok
DeleteWishing you well, True, at your bay
Hank
T snuck in
DeleteFor the win
Rain had her up
To create a hiccup
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ReplyDeleteTwo number ones
DeleteSuch fun :)
Seconds down
DeleteIn #1 town
Need a better smartphone to be number one today
DeleteThat you do
DeleteFaster too
Buy The Smart At Wal-Mart!
ReplyDeleteTry not to look like a dud
Gadgets help a lot
Find the good slots
Get informed before you start
Hank
Informed can be the way
DeleteWith the gadget display
I guess some people just want to smarten up!
ReplyDeleteThey really aren’t that smart as they have to google everything. I really get annoyed at those who cannot do simple math without using their phone.
It’s hard to have a decent conversation with some people, society is definitely dumbing down.
Yeah, the whole 5 from 15 crap
DeleteSure makes them look like a sap
Dumbing down by the ton
Idiocracy has begun, what fun
Yes, some days my iPhone and iPad double as my brain.
ReplyDeleteAnd I confess, I like being able to talk to my Apple TV.
You realize the first thing that came to mind with your title was 'Shop smart, shop S-Mart.'
A confession at your sea
DeleteDamn, the cat is advertising for free
Students need an app
ReplyDeleteCan't survive without that crap
Oh professor Blue, that question's too hard
When your brain's like lard
Oh I don't want to use my mind
Google helps me find
Whatever I need
(And my name ain't Reed)
iPhone, iMart
Making you feel smart
Making me sick
Like a chick on a stick
Or a toad
On the road...
Smart with a search
DeleteReally as dumb as Lurch
Can't even ring a bell
But the idiots still think all is well
Most days our Smart TV doesn't seem very smart at all!
ReplyDeleteWhat's on can dim
DeleteMaking things rather grim
smart aleck with lots of crap in my brain to access faster than Alexa.
ReplyDeleteLet the crap flow
DeleteWhile Alexa gets the heave ho
I suppose some people need to rely on a "smart" this or that to make up for the fact that the people themselves are stupid!
ReplyDeleteAnd they can't even work them right half the time
DeleteA smart stupid crime
I wish I was more SMART with some things.
ReplyDeleteSome things can be taken away
DeleteAs one needs Google to play
It just involves buying more crap, so NOPE!
ReplyDeleteThat it does
DeleteBuy just because
Smart water? I just saw something about this through The late Show with Trevor Noah and I can't believe people are falling for this but then many people are lemmings
ReplyDeleteSuch people go meep meep
DeleteOff the cliff like lemmings or sheep
My cell, my iPad, and my computer are all smarter than me.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to telephones, printed books, and typewriters the way life used to be?
Typewriters would sure stink after laptops for us
DeleteSeems they'd be way too much fuss
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ReplyDelete☺☺♥♥
How rude of it
DeleteHave to ditch that umm spit
I still do not have a smart phone and I don't own a tv anymore. I guess I have to rely on my own smarts. ;)
ReplyDelete~Jess
That you must
DeleteIn yourself you can trust
I think all of the smart home stuff is annoying. The computer is the one exception. I like the computer. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe computer sure is a win
DeleteBut yeah, we don't want any of that smart crap at our bin
My husband insisted on hooking everything up to Alexa and boy do I hate that bitch. Half the time I can't get the lights to turn off or on, and the other day I was watching a movie and one of the characters name was Alexa. Every time her name was said on screen, the stupid robot would get all loud in my living room "Sorry, I don't know that!" Yeah, she isn't too smart, I'd say.
ReplyDeletelmao that is too funny about the movie name
DeleteNever thought about that, but sure would ignite a flame
We'll stick to not using that thing
Can do it ourselves at our wing
My "smart" phone is still smarter than me 6 years later
ReplyDeletebut now it is starting to die
I fear its replacement will be wiser than them
and I'll be dumb all the time
betty
They get more updated with each one
DeleteAs more crap is spun
I well remember WalMart whilst I was in the US.
ReplyDeleteGreat place to shop and browse.
Yvonne.
That it can be
DeleteEven if some are scary to see
Stop by to say hello
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor mee
Sheeple! What a great word! There are too many sheeple in the world. Google does not like sheeple either. I absolutely agree that "Smart stuff = less smart people." I was talking to someone at lunch today about how I'm climbing flights of stairs every day, and she asked, "Do you have an app on your phone to count the stairs?" I answered, "I can count." We all had a big laugh. Duh! (It was my workout group). I prefer to rely on my brain rather than some machine. Enjoy you day at your bay!
ReplyDeletehaha they have an app for that
DeleteSure a phrase wherever you are at
Brain works better and stays fit
So with the app for that we don't give a umm spit