The cat is going to sell today. Pfffft yeah, and I'm nice to dogs at my bay. But if you bought any of that. I still have that slightly used bridge to sell to some dingbat.
Do you ever...
Starts the endeavor.
They think they are clever.
How about never?
Maybe they think you dumb.
A head up your bum.
As the commercials are made.
Hey, all in fair trade.
Find yourself like this...
Then they rip the piss.
No matter the item at play,
They have some idiot on display.
Bad at mowing grass.
Bad at smelling good for a lass.
Bad at picking up a fork.
Bad at popping a cork.
Bad at using a hammer.
Bad at avoiding the slammer.
Bad at drinking beer.
Bad at putting a earring in your ear.
They've got a dumb ass for it.
No matter the weird shit.
They get stuck in some weird form.
And watchers buy it as the norm.
Oh, this product will help you out...
Then comes more as they spout.
It will turn things grand...
Like you need this helping hand.
A smile on the dumb ass,
Then comes to pass.
Look, the product helped him.
So come buy it on a whim.
Not that you'll ever fall.
Not that you'll ever trip down the hall.
Not that you'll ever chop off a limb.
Not that you'll ever turn paper slim.
Not that you'll ever poke out an eye.
Many more not's can easily fly.
But you believed the dumb commercial guy,
And now you can make a bed without the need to ever cry.
Pfffft to commercials I say. Many are so stupid on display. Like any of that crap ever really comes due. Heck, drink that beer and hot women or men will fondle you. Get a tree trimmer holder for the tree trimmer and save your fingers from utter mutilation. Oh wait, that cures constipation. Such crazy things you all believe from the marketing class. Humans sure are strange to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Do you ever...
Starts the endeavor.
They think they are clever.
How about never?
Maybe they think you dumb.
A head up your bum.
As the commercials are made.
Hey, all in fair trade.
Find yourself like this...
Then they rip the piss.
No matter the item at play,
They have some idiot on display.
Bad at mowing grass.
Bad at smelling good for a lass.
Bad at picking up a fork.
Bad at popping a cork.
Bad at using a hammer.
Bad at avoiding the slammer.
Bad at drinking beer.
Bad at putting a earring in your ear.
They've got a dumb ass for it.
No matter the weird shit.
They get stuck in some weird form.
And watchers buy it as the norm.
Oh, this product will help you out...
Then comes more as they spout.
It will turn things grand...
Like you need this helping hand.
A smile on the dumb ass,
Then comes to pass.
Look, the product helped him.
So come buy it on a whim.
Not that you'll ever fall.
Not that you'll ever trip down the hall.
Not that you'll ever chop off a limb.
Not that you'll ever turn paper slim.
Not that you'll ever poke out an eye.
Many more not's can easily fly.
But you believed the dumb commercial guy,
And now you can make a bed without the need to ever cry.
Pfffft to commercials I say. Many are so stupid on display. Like any of that crap ever really comes due. Heck, drink that beer and hot women or men will fondle you. Get a tree trimmer holder for the tree trimmer and save your fingers from utter mutilation. Oh wait, that cures constipation. Such crazy things you all believe from the marketing class. Humans sure are strange to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
When I watch commercials on daytime TV.
ReplyDeleteThese are the ones that do greet me.
"Plan For Your Funeral" or perhaps you've the "Big C".
Or even Dementia,I switch off until after tea.
Yvonne.
haha they sure are a downer
DeleteNo need to make one a frowner
Use this product and you'll be more popular than ever. Only if charisma came in a bottle.
ReplyDeleteCould make a bundle that way
DeletePeople would surely pay
Then they always add...but wait, there's more, but there never really is more, just more of your money they want!
ReplyDeleteJust want to suck it away
DeleteAnd make you pay and pay
So glad no TV had by me
ReplyDeleteDon’t have to watch such comedy
Good way to be
DeleteAvoid such non glee
DVR and zoom ahead - a brilliant creation to avoid commercials. Now if I can only get rid of the crap on the internet pop ups.
ReplyDeleteThey sure try and try
DeleteAs away they fly
LOL ~ Spot on, Pat!
ReplyDeleteI tune commercials out where I'm at.
Have a great day at your bay!
Tune them out and go on your way
DeleteMakes for a much better day
If you're bad at drinking beer then you really do have a drinking problem.
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteAnd maybe wet pants too
My favourite is the spray for the bald head
ReplyDeleteHave a hot day and black dye drips down...'nough said.
Spray that tar on your leaky boat
that is supposed to keep it afloat.
what crap that is sold on TV
but people buy it in some stupid spending spree.
Now I'm off to look at your other posts
catching up before I read about some ghosts
Onward they go
DeleteBuying what's in tow
Believing its crap
All across the map
Sad things is people buy what they see
ReplyDeleteand that makes advertisers have lots of glee
betty
That they do
DeleteSad through and through
I DVR most of my tv shows and speed right through the commercials.
ReplyDeleteSpeed on by
DeleteWorks on the fly
orlin N cassie..thatz another pluz oh dis connectin de tee vee all two gether !!!!!!!
ReplyDeletetho we did see a commershulz ona dvd we have, for upcoming mooveez.....yea, we got 95.50 for a single tickit two ~~~~~~~~~ faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
☺☺♥♥
Have to pay and pay
DeleteThe still try no matter the way
Yep, convince people that they're idiots or losers without your product, and that creates a demand where none probably existed before.
ReplyDeleteYep, exactly how they go
DeleteAnd suddenly it becomes in and "cool" to show
Well, if we're patient, in 20 years or so they'll be a great source of laughter at how dreadful they were. lol
ReplyDeletehaha that they will
DeleteFit that bill
I sometimes fall asleep during commercials
ReplyDeleteOften missing the end of a movie or show
They make you snooze
DeleteThey then sure lose
Here We Go With A Commercialized Show!
ReplyDeleteDumb commercials still continue to flow
A put off it was
To be scoffed off
They may get the opposite results though
Hank
That they may
DeleteSuck away the pay
Most commercial writers are getting paid way too much money:)
ReplyDeleteWish I had their dough
DeleteThen it would flow
AND if everyone does it, you've got to do it for sure too!
ReplyDeleteHave to be a sheep
DeleteMeep meep meep
That's why dvr was such a great invention. Bypass those stupid phony commercials with the click of a button.
ReplyDeleteClick and away you go
DeleteNo more to show