The cat has shown you some of the interloper crew. They are sure intruders through and through. But what I saw recently made me do this. It was followed by a hiss.
WTF Pat!
How can you cheat on the cat?
Bringing home such weird smells.
I'll jingle more than your bells.
I can swat these.
I hiss at them when I please.
They stay clear.
Score one for my rhyming rear.
These things I bite.
That gives them a fright.
Soon off they go.
But this we all know.
Now you channel old one eye?
That is just worse than looking at her one eye with a sty.
You even made the cat get wordy.
We flip the giant litterbox the birdie.
What is this thing?
A rope to swing?
Nope, further back a bit.
That is a dog or some strange shit.
The tabbies will run.
They don't find burds fun.
It's some kind of pheasant.
How is seeing this pleasant?
More of these dog things.
Like a dog ate a bird and didn't get wings.
Instead it got tall.
Not sure where that came from at all.
Are these big eared cats?
Maybe overgrown rats?
Do they feel lucky?
This sure isn't ducky.
Bah! Another herd.
This is getting absurd.
Pat is feeding strays in a whole other municipality.
That makes me want to give him a fatality.
Now Cassie is giving me lip.
She is telling me to get a grip.
She's been seduced by the smells.
That weird dog creature must cast spells.
Have any unidentified interlopers at your sea? Is your human(s) cheating on you like Pat does to me? How dare he feed a herd of cats and hang out with overgrown rats. Suddenly the mutt seems swell. I just had to tell. Don't you feel for me and want to give Pat sass? I could be a bit of an over exaggerating little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteA long way to go!
Hank
Back to a streak
DeleteAt your creek
Good morning Hank!
DeleteOr afternoon
DeleteAt his sand dune
Interlopers Galore at our Shore
ReplyDeleteTaking space left nothing more
Cheated against others
Of sisters and brothers
Must keep a look-out at the door
Hank
Must watch that door
DeleteKeep them out forevermore
You took a trip without the cats? You have offended them, sir! Hanging out with other critters while they are stuck with the fluffy stick-in-the-muds cats. That's not right...
ReplyDeletehahaha sure, take the side of the cat
DeleteI'll ship some wood ticks to where you're at
I'm sure Pat couldn't get away fast enough
ReplyDeleteleaving you, the evil cat, in the dust.
Those beautiful scenes along the shore
can only be enjoyed by a dog's paws.
The wretched feline would run away
thinking it can't frolic and stay
to enjoy the water and sun
then ruin it for everyone.
But that's just the cat being cat
now go on and feast on a rat.
Elsie
Pffft who wants sand
DeleteFor one thing it is grand
And that is to place the cat's shit
Watch where you step in it
Or just take the mutts along
They'll eat it and do no wrong
while away, the cats can play or....
ReplyDeleteget on the internet and run up your Amazon account
That they may
DeleteBuy things day by day
I know my dog could always smell another dog on me. She never seem to be pissy about it. She generally loved all people and most dogs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they can smell away
DeleteAnd they usually don't care at our bay
Unless there is a vet smell
Then it's what the hell
That first photo is hilarious, think of all the captions you could create!
ReplyDelete“Don’t touch me your smell is not swell”
Pat is traveling the back roads
What no pictures of roads?
Toads
DeleteHad that one for a while
DeleteAlways under "about us" in full style
No toads were had
Blah to the roads more than a tad
Haha some marketer should buy rights from you to use that photo, it would be great for some ads.
DeleteThat would be fine by me
DeleteI'll take the money with glee
That first photo is a bit terrifying! I love the dachshund. Whose is that, Pat?
ReplyDeleteThat one is the sister's mutt
DeleteThe cat loves to bite him on the butt lol
And a thumbs up to Pat for feeding those strays!
ReplyDeleteAll but one came on out
DeleteHe stayed back until I was no longer about
You got to see all sorts of wildlife!
ReplyDeleteThat I do
DeletePlenty of crummy woodticks too
I bet the cats will forgive you in time
ReplyDeleteespecially if you keep including them in your rhyme
betty
That they may
DeleteHere at our bay
1. That first photo is priceless!
ReplyDelete2. I believe cats really do get jealous. My very first pet (as opposed to those "owned" by the entire family), when I was about five or six, was a cat named Tippy. (I didn't name him.) He used to disappear for weeks (months?) at a time. Our family always had various pets entering and leaving our lives. Dogs, cats, birds, horses, skunks, tropical fish... Anyway, one day after one of his usual periods of being MIA, Tippy returned to a household containing more than the usual amount of animals. He didn't stay long, and we never saw him again. We were all convinced he left because he resented the other animals.
3. The photo of the "big eared cats" reminded me of something I read a while ago. Some scientist(s) somewhere claimed that cats perceive humans as giant, hairless cats. When I read that, I immediately wondered, how the f*** would they know that? Did some cat somewhere actually tell them that?
1. The full photo, not photoshopped one bit, is under the about us page
DeleteAt the bottom to get us a wage haha
2. Some just don't like other pets around
Hopefully Tippy found a house that he thought profound
Blah to skunks though
They'd make us go
3. Yep, read that as well
Sure thought the same what the hell
Those interloper smells aren't too popular around here either!
ReplyDeleteCan get the evil eye
DeleteOr get the wtf and why
The strays need some food
ReplyDeletein that pic, that is quite the brood.
The rabbits look like bookends
I bet Pat fends
off those birds for your sake
Well, that is my take.
He has to chase some away
DeleteAs the birds don't want to play
A brood there indeed
Many at that feed
Scat, all intruders! Scat!
ReplyDeleteNobody's allowed except Pat
and the cat.
And Cassie too
DeleteAll the rest can shoo
That first picture is hilarious. Those are great pictures. Love the bunnies.
ReplyDeleteNot as focused as Snowcatcher's sea
DeleteBut glad they were enjoyed by thee
You may need to get new furniture when you return. Cats resent things deeply.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteGood thing I have nothing new
Lots of cats, I may have to call you the cat lady Pat. Interloper....great word. The word alone made me laugh. The ocean picture made me shiver, it looks cold or like a storm is brewing.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
I've been called worse at my sea
DeleteInterloper is fun to use for we
Yeah, it was a very crappy day
Got wet when near that bay
orlin N cassie; just thiz once.. we iz side inn with dad pat; we think itz total lee awesum himz helpin that colony!!!! N sinz we iz all bout nice with R commint two day... we willna say a thing bout de bass terd burdz ~~~~~
ReplyDeletewell....still thinkin bout that ree mark, we better quik hit publish ~~~~ ☺☺☺☺♥♥
We can forgive you for siding with him this once...I guess
Deletehaha you know with the burd you really want to confess
That's a lot of pets - (including a puppy) wow! Good luck with taking care of them ~
ReplyDeletehaha still only two
DeleteHere at our zoo
If you feed strays you will get a zoo.
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, I know a thing or two. haha.
My favorite is that bunny spot.
Makes me miss Nugget a lot.
The strays are an hour or so away
DeleteSo I think we are okay
Look at you, cheating on the cat. My dogs also get offended when they smell other animals on me. Like, why you stepping out on us? lol
ReplyDeletelol they can sure give that look
DeleteThe dog does here at this nook
Don’t be anti-social, Mr. Cat
ReplyDeleteWe love to see pictures where you’re at
Interlopers can be a distraction nice
And then you can go chase mice
Or chase the interlopers away
DeleteThat can make for a fun day
Awesome pictures that matches an equally awesome verse.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in our land
Animals are so much fun.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know what goes on in the head of each one.
Love the pictures. Love the animals.
A roadrunner crossed the road in front of me today, on my way home from the grocery store. Now those are interesting little critters.Would love to hear their stories.
Yeah, be interesting to know what they are thinking
DeleteWhat thoughts are sinking
Never seen one of those
Did it stop to strike a pose?
No, it didn't strike a pose. It ran into the trees to escape this crazy woman driver.
Deletehaha good it didn't get nailed
DeleteYour crazy driving failed
Love seeing all the pics
ReplyDeleteOf critters and sea
You're kind to the strays
Who need care from thee
When out that way
DeleteTreats come to each stray
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ReplyDeleteA mistake
DeleteUnknown did make
These animals are so cute! you make me want to get a pet! your rhymes are pretty good.
ReplyDeleteSo many about
DeleteThanks for the shout