This is one the cat never knew. Emails can talk to you. You don't need a special program at all. They just speak to you like when you pick up a call. Not even a robot voice. Humans everywhere must rejoice.
Email can speak.
Out words leak.
Typed and spoken.
What have you been smokin?
Must have been good.
Got it from the hood?
Am I even allowed to say that?
Bah, no one is stopping the cat.
For you read and read.
And read indeed.
Every email that comes.
At least from your chums.
No reading King Abubu.
Or Russian mates for you.
Or Viagra knock off things.
Hey, could give you wings.
Just the normal stuff.
Ignore the fluff.
I've said enough?
Is reading too rough?
Bah, emails can speak.
Time for you to freak.
Because you got high.
Whoops, I told, don't cry.
For a new one is found.
It has a sound.
It's own little twang.
Could be screechy, dang.
Oh, we meet.
No email to delete.
Now you must talk.
Some may even squawk.
But wow, look at you.
Or maybe hear you too.
You don't sound like your email.
That could be a hit or a fail.
It's soooo weird though.
Not how I thought it would go.
You don't sound like your emails.
Oh look, a ship with bunny sails.
How can you sound like an email? Isn't that an instant fail? Unless you voice record them yourself or get input from a magic little elf. But you don't sound like your email. Is that even possible to hit the trail? The cat may have thought about that too much. Hey, maybe don't reach out and touch. I may not sound like my post. That could be bad at our coast. I'll go back to the sounds of the singing bass. At least he makes a sound to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Email can speak.
Out words leak.
Typed and spoken.
What have you been smokin?
Must have been good.
Got it from the hood?
Am I even allowed to say that?
Bah, no one is stopping the cat.
For you read and read.
And read indeed.
Every email that comes.
At least from your chums.
No reading King Abubu.
Or Russian mates for you.
Or Viagra knock off things.
Hey, could give you wings.
Just the normal stuff.
Ignore the fluff.
I've said enough?
Is reading too rough?
Bah, emails can speak.
Time for you to freak.
Because you got high.
Whoops, I told, don't cry.
For a new one is found.
It has a sound.
It's own little twang.
Could be screechy, dang.
Oh, we meet.
No email to delete.
Now you must talk.
Some may even squawk.
But wow, look at you.
Or maybe hear you too.
You don't sound like your email.
That could be a hit or a fail.
It's soooo weird though.
Not how I thought it would go.
You don't sound like your emails.
Oh look, a ship with bunny sails.
How can you sound like an email? Isn't that an instant fail? Unless you voice record them yourself or get input from a magic little elf. But you don't sound like your email. Is that even possible to hit the trail? The cat may have thought about that too much. Hey, maybe don't reach out and touch. I may not sound like my post. That could be bad at our coast. I'll go back to the sounds of the singing bass. At least he makes a sound to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 8 in a row
DeleteTake it slow
There's no dough
Just a ho..ho..ho!
Hank
sounds like you to get 8 in a row
Delete8 up and up
DeleteFilling the cup
Adam, 8 is a big # these days
Deletekeen competition keeps one dazed
Hank
8 Number ones to date
Deletewill 9 be your fate?
9 may be
DeleteAt his sea
Too technical for me Pat, I'm still trying to set up my new phone........modern technology for you.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Away it goes
DeleteWith the lows
Emails are good.
ReplyDeleteThat they be
DeleteAt any sea
Some emails are good, others are spam.
ReplyDeleteSpam they be
DeleteToss em in the sea
The way we write never sounds like the way we talk.
ReplyDeleteYep, different it is
DeleteNo rhyming when doing work biz
Talking spam may not be one of my favorite things!
ReplyDeleteSure not on top
DeleteOf the crop
I have noticed more spam these days
ReplyDeleteIn my email box
I don't care what they say
As long as they go away.
Betty
Just hit delete
DeleteEven when they repeat
It's kinda like: 'You don't look like you sound on the phone':)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend.
haha yeah, just like that
DeleteAll different ways of chewing the fat
It's like Cyrano - the words that flowed from the good looking dude were really those of Cyrano...you never know
ReplyDeleteNever know indeed
DeleteWhen the words take seed
Right now I have 8 email addresses. I don't need them talking to me.
ReplyDeleteThat is a bunch
DeleteYeah, that would be out to lunch
But do you look like your email?
ReplyDeleteAll squiggily numbers and shit?
DeleteHmmm maybe a bit
A person's never as pretty
ReplyDeletenor thoughtful or witty
Meeting in person's a fail
when one finds "love" through email.
Fail it shall be
DeleteReal life seeps through for all to see
Jump Around For Emails Have Sound!
ReplyDeleteTalk and write differences abound
Spamming added a level
Less emails less trouble
Maintaining good sense that counts
Hank
Good sense wins the day
DeleteWhen much comes to play
I'm nicer in emails than when we meet in person. It's just part of my charm :)
ReplyDeletelol a fake nice person at your sea
DeleteFigures with the Halloween NAzi
One day at work
ReplyDeleteTalking emails were tried
But I didn't know
And just about died
Sitting quite alone
In front of my screen
Heard a voice from the depths
Jumped up and turned green!
haha that would be funny
DeleteWorking for money
Then poof, up you go
A youtube hit at your show
I wonder how it would screw up my name
ReplyDeleteAnd who would I blame?
Myself for being too lazy to read
Let’s dumb ourselves down and not take any heed.
Dumb and dumb and dumb
DeleteSoon all will have brains in their widening bum
Now I'm scared to open my email. I have so many waiting to be read. What if they all start speaking at once? Spare me!
ReplyDeletehaha the voices will want you to listen up
DeleteDon't have a hiccup