Yeah. We took a weight and put it on the floor. See? We didn't lie to you at our shore. You are the ones that lie all the time. Even Pat has committed this crime. The cat can't believe it. Some even say it while they sit.
Time for fun.
Fun with a ton.
Tons of fun.
Time to be done.
No Tons of Buns.
We did those runs.
Of course you can go buy.
Added that on the fly.
For that thought is heavy.
Great Scot, get me a levy.
Hey, I'm fine with charging tax.
Having dough can make me relax.
Oh right, of course.
I suffer no remorse.
But oh some do.
It is sure heavy too.
Not just heavy though.
Oh friggin no.
It is more than that.
Makes you into a gnat.
For it weighs a ton.
A ton has just been spun.
50 pounds of kitty litter.
Come now, don't be bitter.
Oh look, a car tire.
You are about to expire.
It weighs a ton.
Whoops, a lie was spun.
Books by the stack.
Oh, you put out your back.
Why? Because they weighed a ton.
Damn, you're stronger than everyone.
Picked the spouse up.
Hmm results in a hiccup.
But we'll say it anyway.
You weigh a ton today.
Dropped to the floor.
Kicked out the door.
Never will get said again.
Especially if said by men.
Do you use it at your sea? Hint: If you can lift it no ton weighing comes to be. Unless you are Superman and the sun gives you more than a tan. Or maybe that big green guy. Then you can let tons fly. Does your spouse weigh a ton? Wouldn't try to use that to poke fun. You may get poked in the eye and given sass. That can hurt a ton unlike the posts from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Time for fun.
Fun with a ton.
Tons of fun.
Time to be done.
No Tons of Buns.
We did those runs.
Of course you can go buy.
Added that on the fly.
For that thought is heavy.
Great Scot, get me a levy.
Hey, I'm fine with charging tax.
Having dough can make me relax.
Oh right, of course.
I suffer no remorse.
But oh some do.
It is sure heavy too.
Not just heavy though.
Oh friggin no.
It is more than that.
Makes you into a gnat.
For it weighs a ton.
A ton has just been spun.
50 pounds of kitty litter.
Come now, don't be bitter.
Oh look, a car tire.
You are about to expire.
It weighs a ton.
Whoops, a lie was spun.
Books by the stack.
Oh, you put out your back.
Why? Because they weighed a ton.
Damn, you're stronger than everyone.
Picked the spouse up.
Hmm results in a hiccup.
But we'll say it anyway.
You weigh a ton today.
Dropped to the floor.
Kicked out the door.
Never will get said again.
Especially if said by men.
Do you use it at your sea? Hint: If you can lift it no ton weighing comes to be. Unless you are Superman and the sun gives you more than a tan. Or maybe that big green guy. Then you can let tons fly. Does your spouse weigh a ton? Wouldn't try to use that to poke fun. You may get poked in the eye and given sass. That can hurt a ton unlike the posts from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 3 in a row
DeleteBronze medal blow!
Hank
Bronze and upward now
DeleteDouble digits to wow
Back on top
DeleteNot a pc flop
Not a chance
DeleteAt any glance
The pressure of being number 1, 100 times in a row
Deleteweighs a ton
That it could
DeleteNever been done at our hood
But it could be done
DeleteWould be fun
If you're not stuck on the road
Like a frigging toad
Or a bear
DeleteIn a glue chair
On this date we put on weight
ReplyDeleteLift it will cause lots of dread
Weighs a ton
Has just begun
It's best to go on a diet of bread
Hank
That it may
DeleteBefore a ton comes to play
Never tell your spouse that she weighs a ton
ReplyDeleteOr she'll be after you in an instant
and good gravy, you better be able to run. ;)
haha head for the hills
DeleteYou'd get no more thrills
Oh my, the wrong comment would sure get me in trouble!
ReplyDeleteThat it would
DeleteHave to watch that in your hood
Only if I tried to pick up my SUV could I claim it weighs a ton.
ReplyDeleteYep, then it would work
DeleteBut throwing your back out isn't a perk
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ReplyDeleteA mistake
DeleteYou did make
I’ve used this many a time
ReplyDeleteMaybe in a past rhyme.
I often feel I weigh a ton
My hubby smiles and say I am the sun.
Awwww
haha the right retort indeed
DeleteThere at your feed
I can't remember using that expression. Not any time recently, anyway.
ReplyDeleteGets thrown around here
DeleteEven by my rhyming rear
Ha! Put on some weight fooled me:)
ReplyDeletehaha fooled you
DeleteA win for our zoo
Great Scot? What year is this? Lol!
ReplyDeleteYes, I do use that phrase. I guess I should be saying that weighs 14.5 pounds.
Sure not 1985
DeleteYeah, should be saving that or you wouldn't get out alive
Might be weird to say it though
Although fun to give a go
Grrrrrrrrreat Scott!
DeleteHeavy!
-- The Doc
Not large
DeleteBorn on a barge
Put on some weight!
ReplyDeleteForget getting a date!
No dates to be had
DeleteWe're good without the weight though at our pad
Tons of buns? Cinnamon buns? My favorite kind.
ReplyDeletehaha a superhero whirl
DeleteHer butt can twirl
My kitties certainly don’t weigh a ton but they do love tons of treats :-)
ReplyDeleteTreats sure can win
DeleteAllergies here prevent many from getting a spin
When I'm cleaning the litter boxes they seem to weigh a ton,
ReplyDeleteThat's the reason I clean them one by one.
Waste sure can weigh
DeleteAs the kitties go in and leave it on display
Tons of dough
ReplyDeleteAt your show?
Yeah right
DeleteAny night
Got some to spare
DeleteOr is Bora dough rare?
Not a one
DeleteUnder our sun
I dont remember using this ! xo
ReplyDeleteSome do, some don't
DeleteStop many won't
Guilty ~ I've definitely used "This weighs a ton!" It was a common expression when I was growing up. I'm always careful not to happy it to a person though!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, a person would get mad
DeleteThings can end up bad
Grandson sometimes seems to weigh a ton
ReplyDeletebut then it is good exercise to carry him
though at the end of the day I'm done
betty
Yeah, arm can sure ache after carrying all day
DeleteFound that out the hard way
Great verse Pat.although late reading it.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
I put on some weight this year, but it's muscle weight, not fat. The scale says I weigh a ton still, but my clothes fit better than ever.
ReplyDeleteMuscle weight is the best
DeleteCan sure prop out the chest
Theresa's not a flop!
DeleteNot today
DeleteAt our bay