The cat would never do it. For it can stink a bit. Plus the germs that may come. Would sure curl the OCD of my rhyming bum. Or would that be tail? Bah, either or isn't a fail.
That is so pretty.
So let's do a ditty.
A ditty on pretty.
Sound like an old bitty.
Can there be a young bitty?
No? Is that a pity?
Maybe a bitty in the city.
Right, stop being witty.
A witty kitty in the city owned by a bitty.
My, aren't I quite the kitty.
Pat may take offense to that.
But bah, I'm a lying cat.
Wasn't the title grand?
It made you stand.
You gave a hand.
No? Bah, have some used sand.
What is that smell?
Been there where we dwell.
No need for a repeat.
The smell wasn't sweet.
It wasn't sweat.
It came from a pet.
So take a guess.
We won't confess.
Can you guess?
Life's a mess?
Boy, poor you.
Can't even achoo.
And why not?
It's a plot.
A plot by a tot.
Hey, they do it a lot.
Or so you say.
I killed many today.
Actually it was you.
You and a loose screw.
For I took it away.
That breath wouldn't stay.
A witty kitty in the city owned by a bitty.
Did it again, what a pity.
Do you humans think? Yeah, something may stink. Yeah, something may be cute or whatever else you want to call it. But is it such a hit? Can it really take your breath away? May need an epipen if so at your bay. At least some Benadryl. For that can't be run of the mill. Take your breath away? So you died this day in May? Damn, I won't get any comments tomorrow. Oh what sorrow. Did anything take your breath away? Got too close to a vacuum cleaner at your bay? Those things are scary when they take their pass. I knew it was a vacuum cleaner conspiracy against my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
That is so pretty.
So let's do a ditty.
A ditty on pretty.
Sound like an old bitty.
Can there be a young bitty?
No? Is that a pity?
Maybe a bitty in the city.
Right, stop being witty.
A witty kitty in the city owned by a bitty.
My, aren't I quite the kitty.
Pat may take offense to that.
But bah, I'm a lying cat.
Wasn't the title grand?
It made you stand.
You gave a hand.
No? Bah, have some used sand.
What is that smell?
Been there where we dwell.
No need for a repeat.
The smell wasn't sweet.
It wasn't sweat.
It came from a pet.
So take a guess.
We won't confess.
Can you guess?
Life's a mess?
Boy, poor you.
Can't even achoo.
And why not?
It's a plot.
A plot by a tot.
Hey, they do it a lot.
Or so you say.
I killed many today.
Actually it was you.
You and a loose screw.
For I took it away.
That breath wouldn't stay.
A witty kitty in the city owned by a bitty.
Did it again, what a pity.
Do you humans think? Yeah, something may stink. Yeah, something may be cute or whatever else you want to call it. But is it such a hit? Can it really take your breath away? May need an epipen if so at your bay. At least some Benadryl. For that can't be run of the mill. Take your breath away? So you died this day in May? Damn, I won't get any comments tomorrow. Oh what sorrow. Did anything take your breath away? Got too close to a vacuum cleaner at your bay? Those things are scary when they take their pass. I knew it was a vacuum cleaner conspiracy against my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteJust passing by
DeleteWorth a try
That's 11 mins late
But still made it!
Hank
Passed by
DeleteAnd #1 on the fly
Good evening Hank!
DeleteTrue was late
DeleteNo #1 fate
Better late than #2
DeleteCould be
DeleteAt one's sea
Was she an itty bitty?
ReplyDeleteFrom Pasedina too
DeleteCan't spell at our zoo
If it smells too bad
ReplyDeleteIt can't be had
I won't stay long
some smells make my head feel wrong
it'll start to throb and pound
and I won't stick around
how easy it is to be rid of me
with a strong smell at my sea
Elsie
Of course had to go all migraine
DeleteBut hey, beats hitting you with a cane
Just let out some stink
Gone after a one eyed blink
sour milk does the trick,
ReplyDeletetake your breath away
and ruin a day
Ruin it will
DeleteSure won't thrill
I used to be OCD, but not any more, I used to be OCD, but not any more, or less!
ReplyDeleteOr in the middle
DeleteHey, diddle diddle
My lilacs are in full bloom
ReplyDeleteThey smell up the whole room
But it's a smell I enjoy
A worthy scent to employ
A smell of worth
DeleteIs fine to give birth
Had fish last week at our place
ReplyDeletesmelled it in the trash; glad trash day was today
smell is long gone
and that is all I'll say
betty
Fishy smells
DeleteCan be worse than door salesmen ringing bells
Lysol! Is all I have to say
ReplyDeletethat takes my breathe away.
I went outside so I could catch my breath
My throat closed up, I felt like death
That is not a good feeling
Lysol is not appealing.
Damn, really sends you into a fit
DeleteHave to avoid that shit
The dog can be pretty 'breath taking' when she comes in from outside:)
ReplyDeletehaha rolls out and about
DeleteChecking things out
I've been so excited about something that I lose my breath for a second. I think that's where that saying comes from.
ReplyDeleteJumping up and down too?
DeleteHyperventilating at your zoo?
Several years ago, someone gave me a whole bunch of freshly-caught fish. I spread some newspapers on my porch and cleaned them all, before putting them in my freezer, minus heads, entrails, tails, and scales! I threw all the garbage in the dumpster outside of my apartment complex... in the middle of the summer. Boy, was that a mistake! We were all still able to breathe, but none of us wanted to until after the next trash pick-up!
ReplyDeletehaha bet many cursed you
DeleteCan sure be a nasty smell to come due
orlin N cassie.....az o thiz writin...knot yet... but we guezz if we walked inta de kitchen N saw nothin but bowlz oh food az far az de eye could see...that MITE take R breath away !!!!! happee week oh end ~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteThat would be a bunch
DeleteBe one big lunch
Rule of thumb: If it stinks, don't keep it.
ReplyDeleteToss it in the sea
DeleteThe way to be
My great niece would like this, it would make her smile.
ReplyDeleteRosey Marie sent me this way.... have a great day.
The cat is fine with a smile
DeleteAs it can go a mile
If I was witty
ReplyDeleteand not feeling sh*tty
I'd feel and smell pretty
and write a clever diddy.
Hopefully shitty doesn't include shit
DeleteThen you'd smell a bit
Nothing better than spraying the garbage so we don't have any stinky around here.
ReplyDeleteGive it a spray
DeleteAnd smell away
Smell in a car,
ReplyDeleteguess what?
a watermelon
bum-bum
cracked, rolled away
until its smell
broke into day...
(old story)
haha that would stink
DeleteLiterally, we think
I like me to burn scented candles
ReplyDeleterose scented I can handle...
Why is the itsy bitsy spider coming to mind? Haha
Rose to smell all grand
DeleteMaybe spiders rule the land
where did me come from haha
Deletehaha it worked out
DeleteMe thinks about
With two cats I keep air freshener in the house.
ReplyDeleteFor accidents or an uninvited mouse.
Blah to the mouse
DeleteKeep those away from our house
The only time I really had my breath taken away was when I first started biologic infusions. About once a week I would wake in the middle of the night suddenly, heart racing, thinking to myself "WTF! I stopped breathing in my sleep!" Scary shit right there. Thankfully, it went away after a few months.
ReplyDeleteThat would be scary shit indeed
DeleteNever had that at our feed
I do love my essential oils. :) Sage is my favorite.
ReplyDelete~Jess
Can do the trick
DeleteEver so slick
I literally had my breath taken away once when I was punched in the solar plexus during karate. All my air was violently expelled, and I couldn't breathe in for a few seconds. I got better at parrying after that!
ReplyDeletehaha ouch to that
DeleteWorse than getting knocked flat
I thoroughly enjoyed this Pat, think I will spay my trash.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
haha spray away
DeleteOr maybe spay
I stop by to say hello
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor mee