Flip flopping humans are all over. They claim they are smarter than rover. I guess that is debatable as can be. Until they eat their own crap humans may have the edge to me.
Coffee is great for you.
This study says so.
Coffee is bad for you.
This study is in the know.
Red meat is so bad.
This study clenched it.
Red meat is great to be had.
This study is the shit.
Cell phones are fine.
This study finds that.
Cell phones shouldn't align.
This study pulled the rabbit from the hat.
Smoking is fine for you.
This study says so.
Whoops, away the 1950's flew,
Look at that lung cancer grow.
This drug is great for you.
Which one, I can't say.
This drug is bad to come due.
Which one, too many at play.
Sitting is so very bad.
This study says it.
Sitting is just okay.
This study is internet shit.
Calcium supplements work great.
This study found it out.
Calcium supplements are a crappy fate.
This study holds clout.
Sleeping 8 hours a day is right.
That is the way to be.
Sleeping 8 hours at night,
Is too much for thee.
This will trim the fat.
This study says so.
This will do none of that.
Look at the results this study does show.
This car is rated great.
These tests prove it.
This car is second rate.
We'll fix it by recalling a bit.
The cat could go on and on and on. But we don't want to be here until the next dawn. Isn't it fun to look at studies that claim the opposite thing? Ever get aggravated by them at your blog wing? A tiny bit of truth in most, at best. One has to figure out the rest. The cat will now do a study on eating grass. Hey, I do what works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Coffee is great for you.
This study says so.
Coffee is bad for you.
This study is in the know.
Red meat is so bad.
This study clenched it.
Red meat is great to be had.
This study is the shit.
Cell phones are fine.
This study finds that.
Cell phones shouldn't align.
This study pulled the rabbit from the hat.
Smoking is fine for you.
This study says so.
Whoops, away the 1950's flew,
Look at that lung cancer grow.
This drug is great for you.
Which one, I can't say.
This drug is bad to come due.
Which one, too many at play.
Sitting is so very bad.
This study says it.
Sitting is just okay.
This study is internet shit.
Calcium supplements work great.
This study found it out.
Calcium supplements are a crappy fate.
This study holds clout.
Sleeping 8 hours a day is right.
That is the way to be.
Sleeping 8 hours at night,
Is too much for thee.
This will trim the fat.
This study says so.
This will do none of that.
Look at the results this study does show.
This car is rated great.
These tests prove it.
This car is second rate.
We'll fix it by recalling a bit.
The cat could go on and on and on. But we don't want to be here until the next dawn. Isn't it fun to look at studies that claim the opposite thing? Ever get aggravated by them at your blog wing? A tiny bit of truth in most, at best. One has to figure out the rest. The cat will now do a study on eating grass. Hey, I do what works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteNo T to stop
That's 2 in a row
DeleteKind of slow!
Hank
Slow going
DeleteBut still a showing
Back on top
DeleteNot a flip flop
Not a flopper
DeleteAt the topper
Suza
ReplyDeleteSeconds late
DeleteOut of the gate
It appears everything is ok.....in moderation.
ReplyDeleteGreat verse Pat.
Yvonne.
A flip and flop
DeleteSure can make it drop
Whatever they say
ReplyDeleteThe opposite can be true
Take it with a grain of salt
We'll lock them in a zoo
Stick em in a cage
DeleteAnd earn a wage
They always flip-flop. Basically, you can prove any viewpoint or result from any angle if you work hard enough.
ReplyDeleteYep, can make anything stick
DeleteJust have to take your pick
I'm sticking with red wine and dark chocolate!
ReplyDeleteRed and dark
DeleteCan hit the mark
Oh yea, the humans say one thing one day then something else later on, normal for them.
ReplyDeleteThat it is indeed
DeleteWith what takes seed
Study muddy
ReplyDeleteBe a fuddy duddy
Spending too much time
Believing slime
Slimeballs they become
DeleteTalk out their bum
I'll have my egg scrambled please. Heck yeah, a piece of bacon too.
ReplyDeleteDouble the go
DeleteHeigh ho, heigh ho
Oh the cat is on top of the game today for sure. LOVE this, in fact I think thus far it's my favorite because it's sooooooooo on the mark. What's good for us one day is bad the next ad vice versa. My Dad, 92 years old says everything in moderation. That method seems to work really well for him.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
The cat picks at most anything at his sea
DeleteAnd yep, moderation sure can be key
Isn't it aggravating? The older I get, the more often I just do whatever I want.
ReplyDeleteThe best way to be
DeleteDamn what all tell thee
Right on, Pat! I've given up on "studies." I have several guidelines for eating and drinking: make homemade food from scratch as much as possible, moderation, variety, and damn well enjoy every bite or sip with no regrets. I try to get in 250 steps every hour from 5 a.m. through 5 p.m. ~ mostly to stop me from bingeing on some activity like blogging or budget work without coming up for air ~ all fueled by copious coffee ~ LOL Have a good one, my friend!
ReplyDeletehaha that is a good thing do to
DeleteBut damn, you are up early walking about at your zoo
I have seen that coffee is good for you, and then coffee is bad for you. It probably depends if there's lots of sugar and creamer in it. I drink mine black, so I can't imagine it's bad for me.
ReplyDeleteSure some study will say so
DeleteBut all depends on the angle they give a go
So, the moral to the story is this.
ReplyDeleteSimply do whatever you wish.
That is the way
DeleteAt the end of the day
Isn't that the truth. I'm a firm believer any study can be slanted to get the desired outcomes.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to do
DeleteEspecially when $$$ comes through
They flip flop around on what is good and bad
ReplyDeleteone just has to make their own choices on what to do
and live with the consequences and try not to be sad
betty
That they do
DeleteLive with what comes through
Love the ads for new drugs! AWFUL! Even worse when you have to rely on them... Hope the flip isn't a flop!
ReplyDeleteYep, can sure sting
DeleteWhen whoops, caused this thing
Lol love this! Over years, I’ve realized those “studies” are really not reliable!
ReplyDeleteNot one bit
DeleteMany are just full of it
I don't care what study comes out. I have almost 30 years of experience as a vegetarian and I KNOW I am much healthier because of it.
ReplyDeleteThat sure is the way
DeleteKnow it and make it stay
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ReplyDeletehaha well sticking things up its butt
DeleteWe agree is bad at our hut
There's always a new study and it always says something different than the last one.
ReplyDeleteYep, round and round it goes
DeleteFrom highs to new lows
Good is bad, and bad is good. Such a circular life.
ReplyDeleteRound it goes
DeleteCurling toes
Things do flip flop quite a bit!
ReplyDelete~Jess
That they do
DeleteTwo by two
Everything one can eat, drink, inhale, or just plain DO can evidently kill you. Plus, every effin' one of us is going to die at the end of his or her life anyway!
ReplyDeleteYep, everything can make us croak
DeleteAnd death always gets the last joke
Hmm for every plus, there is a minus
ReplyDeleteFor every good, there is a bad
I was told I need more sleep
now that advice was deep.. lol
Zzzzzzz
lol oh so deep
DeleteGo get a good heap
I look at all of these idiots running around vaping because it’s not harmful like cigarettes so they say. I bet in 20 years we’ll see a ton of issues arise from extended use. Good/bad? Who knows these days? Everything seems like it’s rigged to off us.
ReplyDeleteYeah, such idiots just get an eye roll from me
DeleteRigged to make us need pills and then off us at our sea
I remember when eggs were bad
ReplyDeleteonly eat the white stuff..blecchh, how sad.
Butter was also bad for our health
Margarine is what gave us stealth.
I am sick of these so called experts
their talk can make us lose our shirts.
I'll eat what I like but in moderation
their talk and wanting to sell-it's an abomination!
The experts can go drown in a sea
DeleteThey can do that expertly
As their advice all comes with a price
Hoping you'll pay and roll the dice