The cat is ready to run. I am ready for fun. Or maybe to poke fun. Either way a post will be spun. A racing post from your host. No way I'll coast, but I might boast. That or meow. Okay, the race is on now.
My idea is grand.
I'm spreading it across the land.
I must get it just right.
Will help all in sight.
A tweak here and there.
A few things to spare.
Spare we won't.
Can't and don't.
Here it is.
Take this quiz.
Then you'll know.
Friend not foe.
Only a few sales.
So so many wails.
I think I need a tweak.
People just freak.
Take this away.
Make an easy display.
Take that off.
Now they won't scoff.
Sold some more.
But can't get it in a store.
I need to tweak a bit.
People can't understand this shit.
I'll pull this.
I'll give them bliss.
I'll yank that.
They'll chew no fat.
It's getting better.
I got a fan letter.
But still something's missing.
My ass they aren't kissing.
Take this away.
Dumb it down for the hooray.
Now I'll be a hit.
Can be used by any dumb shit.
I won the race.
I gave all a smiley face.
Dumbed my idea down to a Popsicle stick.
That sure did the trick.
Do you race to the bottom when creating? Can't have any of the dumb people hating. Have to make it understood by a 9 month old. That is how you get the gold. As in all the dough, not the medal. That dough can buy you a fancy new car pedal. May come with the car too. Wasn't dumbing it down for the masses great of you? Pffft I sure won't dumb down the sass that comes from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
My idea is grand.
I'm spreading it across the land.
I must get it just right.
Will help all in sight.
A tweak here and there.
A few things to spare.
Spare we won't.
Can't and don't.
Here it is.
Take this quiz.
Then you'll know.
Friend not foe.
Only a few sales.
So so many wails.
I think I need a tweak.
People just freak.
Take this away.
Make an easy display.
Take that off.
Now they won't scoff.
Sold some more.
But can't get it in a store.
I need to tweak a bit.
People can't understand this shit.
I'll pull this.
I'll give them bliss.
I'll yank that.
They'll chew no fat.
It's getting better.
I got a fan letter.
But still something's missing.
My ass they aren't kissing.
Take this away.
Dumb it down for the hooray.
Now I'll be a hit.
Can be used by any dumb shit.
I won the race.
I gave all a smiley face.
Dumbed my idea down to a Popsicle stick.
That sure did the trick.
Do you race to the bottom when creating? Can't have any of the dumb people hating. Have to make it understood by a 9 month old. That is how you get the gold. As in all the dough, not the medal. That dough can buy you a fancy new car pedal. May come with the car too. Wasn't dumbing it down for the masses great of you? Pffft I sure won't dumb down the sass that comes from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteGood Morning Hank
DeleteI knew I was two
Boo hoo!
It seemed to be slow
at the rhyming show
Hank's back
DeleteWith a #1 attack
Starting all over again
DeleteNot without pain!
Hank
Good morning True
DeleteNice sharing with you
Hank
race to the top
DeleteTop of the heap
DeleteA race to keep
Did True say boo hoo hoo?
DeleteDid she lose he True Blue shoe?
That she may
DeleteAt her bay
T
ReplyDeleteT for two
DeleteMaybe O needs to come due
To?
DeleteInstead of dumbing down
People should smarten up
That they should
DeleteIf only they would
It's sad how thing must be made so simple for people to understand.
ReplyDeleteYep, dumb it down a ton
DeleteSad indeed with its run
Before the Internet, I didn't realize how illiterate the general population was becoming.
ReplyDeleteAnd with the internet even more so
DeleteAs OMG and waever else tey go
The race is on for the con
ReplyDeleteAnd not to let everyone down
To con it easy
For all to see
Make it easier the next round
Hank
Round it comes
DeleteA con for $$$ sums
Humans really are simple minded!
ReplyDeleteSimple as can be
DeleteAt many a sea
you do have to keep things short and simple. People don't read or comprehend.
ReplyDeleteNot much at all
DeleteShort attention span at their hall
When things are too simple
ReplyDeleteit can cause a ripple
because people tend to make it tough
being simple is not enough
for some folks who want it rough
we need to send them to the bluff!
Elsie
The bluff in the buff
DeleteThat could be rough
Especially if they scratch their ass
Or some other umm mass
Hello Elsie!
DeleteOne eye
DeleteOh my
I wish I dint have to make patterns so easy
ReplyDeleteIt feels so foolish and cheesy
All have to follow
DeleteMakes things kinda hollow
Keeping things simple is the easiest.
ReplyDeleteEasy is the way
DeleteSo they get their pay
Got to keep it simple sometimes here
ReplyDeleteor people don't understand it, I fear
betty
Yep, people get confused
DeleteAlthough that leaves me amused
Heh. I like True's response.
ReplyDeleteIt always amazes me when an author nails it. King, Roberts, Patterson, etc. and that the majority of readers get, and like, what they're saying.
Yeah, some sure can nail it and make it work
DeleteTheir words make for a great perk
I seldom talk down to people, and I definitely don't treat my blog's readers like they're idiots, because they most decidedly aren't! I think I have a very intelligent, knowledgeable, and perceptive group of followers!
ReplyDeleteYeah, many in blog land are such a way
DeleteReal life the easy whiners stay
orlin N cassie.....ya noe, total lee off topix rite now ... but a Popsicle soundz prette good ...tho sew doez a nap... N we due knot haz any popsicle's sew ~~~~~~~~~ hay, happee week oh end ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteThe nap wins out
DeleteWho needs flavored ice about
I’m not smart enough to dumb down for others hahaha :-)
ReplyDeletehaha a perk indeed
DeleteThere at your feed
I'm with Tamago. I'm usually the one who needs things to be dumbed down a bit.
ReplyDeleteGeez, down and down
DeleteAt your town
Most enjoyable Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
Why don’t we smarten up and stop dumbing down everything otherwise we will be a world of morons...hmmm...too late
ReplyDeleteToo late indeed
DeleteMorons at every feed
"Huh?" I used to hate that expression, usually coming from a screwed up face, when I was a teacher. The remedy was not so much dumbing down, but rather finding a way to explain something so the kid got the concept. I think people give up too easily. Sometimes it takes work to understand a concept.
ReplyDeleteYep, if can't get it in a minute or so
DeleteA quitting they go